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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    What in his history of posting here makes you believe that Stanley really knows better?
    Kicking a drug habit is not as easy as it looks. Last night's idiocy is definitely retarded, but we all do dumb shit now and then. As a general rule, he knows better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by radamanthys View Post
    I've typically diagnosed them with "They need a good deep dicking". I was seldom correct in my assumption. They're a wild fun time, though.
    How would you know you're incorrect, if they never received the prescribed deep dicking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheEschaton View Post
    How would you know you're incorrect, if they never received the prescribed deep dicking?
    I think he's saying that he gave it to them but it turned out that they were still crazy/troubled/sick/whatever. Oh to be a crazy ho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCSL View Post
    Oh to be a crazy ho.
    I'm trying to keep track of the awesome in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCSL View Post
    I think he's saying that he gave it to them but it turned out that they were still crazy/troubled/sick/whatever. Oh to be a crazy ho.
    Last edited by TheEschaton; 05-07-2010 at 01:37 PM.
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    D TEAM UNITE! YOUR HEAD CHEERLEADER IS CALLING, HIS ATTEMPTED RESCUE OF THEe IS FAILING.

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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    Kicking a drug habit is not as easy as it looks. Last night's idiocy is definitely retarded, but we all do dumb shit now and then. As a general rule, he knows better.
    I hadn't realized that Stanley was kicking the habit again.. and to be honest, I wasn't even talking about that. I was talking about him letting this girl who is in a program and has a bad liver to drink vodka to the point she wanted to do something very stupid that she would obviously regret the next morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    I hadn't realized that Stanley was kicking the habit again.. and to be honest, I wasn't even talking about that. I was talking about him letting this girl who is in a program and has a bad liver to drink vodka to the point she wanted to do something very stupid that she would obviously regret the next morning.
    Yeah, I'm not the pusher here, but thanks for your concern. And for some reason; and I don't know why, getting blazed up can make you make bad decisions in the eyes of others.

    Anyway, she's convinced me that she needs booze -- And she started crying and shit, telling me about serious fucking shit that's happened to her and what have you. Her life is a fucking mess, I'm just trying to help her out. I know once this weed I was retarded enough to blaze up on wears off, I am going to have to say what are probably more appropriate courses of action for her. That's gonna be a downer. I'm just trying to think of how to properly word it out in complete anticlimactic-ness to what has happened thus far.

    Alright, keep you guys updated.
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    I'd say the decision to nail her or not boils down to if (and how seriously) you have any considerations of a longer-term future with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell View Post
    Anyway, she's convinced me that she needs booze
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    (Insert Methais facepalm collage here)
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