Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

You know, you just love to keep mentioning me, I see it non-stop. I find it quite flattering that I live rent free in your head 24-7. I understand that you are jealous, and you cope with that jealously by trying to insult me and be “cool” to your online conservative friends on a forum board for a 20+ year old game.

We just bought a 45 STY. Keep it up, and don’t forget, I’m living the life and buying the things you dream of.

Is the 45 STY parked next to your RX-7?

Yeah well you can't have both, so figure out which is more important and pick one. Which is more important? Your kids being raised by their actual parents instead of a bunch of loser strangers who don't actually give a fuck about them? Or dual income so you can try to impress your friends with a bigger house or a boat or some shit and post on the internet about being an international man of mystery?