Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Man these headlines are wild.

"Stock market in free fall!"
"Fox correspondent makes desperate plea to Trump amid stock market fall"
"The Stock Market Selloff Has Been Savage."
"Trump Administration Highlights: U.S. Stocks Have Worst Day of 2025 as Economic Fears Grow"
"Stocks’ sell-off worsens as Wall Street wonders how much pain Trump will accept for the economy"

The DOW is down 2.39% in the past 5 days, down 2.10% year to date, and up 1.56% in the past 6 months.
The NASDAQ is up today, down 4% in the past 5 days, down 9% year to date, up 1% in the past 6 months, and up 9.48% the past year.

Let's all calm down already.

The stock market always overreacts to news, both good and bad. A tariff war with China had short term negativity with it, and the market will reflect that. Ideally, the long term effect is positive gain. Same with Ukraine. Short term the chicken littles will overreact like Soykern, but the pragmatists see the long term positive outcome of ending a war. Yes, it could turn really ugly, but likely calmer minds will prevail and peace will come.

[Methais]

We get it, you also harbor a sense of entitlement to other people's money.

Grats on finally learning to embed pics though, even if it did come straight from Occupy Democrats or some other far left cringe fb page because...





EDIT: Now let's work on resizing, so your pics don't come out huge like that, but instead come out proper, like this:

[Methais]

Man these headlines are wild.

"Stock market in free fall!"
"Fox correspondent makes desperate plea to Trump amid stock market fall"
"The Stock Market Selloff Has Been Savage."
"Trump Administration Highlights: U.S. Stocks Have Worst Day of 2025 as Economic Fears Grow"
"Stocks’ sell-off worsens as Wall Street wonders how much pain Trump will accept for the economy"

The DOW is down 2.39% in the past 5 days, down 2.10% year to date, and up 1.56% in the past 6 months.
The NASDAQ is up today, down 4% in the past 5 days, down 9% year to date, up 1% in the past 6 months, and up 9.48% the past year.

Let's all calm down already.

The economy is simply detoxing.

Back and all of his fellow NPCs shrieking all day are just withdrawal symptoms.

[Neveragain]

The economy is simply detoxing.

Back and all of his fellow NPCs shrieking all day are just withdrawal symptoms.

I would like to see the markets drop another 15% maybe even 20%, then outlaw the practice of barrowing money against stock-based compensation, cut the vast majority of foreign aid, cut military spending by 300 billion and pass a massive infrastructure bill that would make the golden age of Rome blush.

Sadly, Southern Republicans and the Democrat insane asylum want the country to remain retarded.

America should be building pyramids and shit.

[Methais]

America should be building pyramids and shit.

[drumpel]

Man these headlines are wild.

"Stock market in free fall!"
"Fox correspondent makes desperate plea to Trump amid stock market fall"
"The Stock Market Selloff Has Been Savage."
"Trump Administration Highlights: U.S. Stocks Have Worst Day of 2025 as Economic Fears Grow"
"Stocks’ sell-off worsens as Wall Street wonders how much pain Trump will accept for the economy"

The DOW is down 2.39% in the past 5 days, down 2.10% year to date, and up 1.56% in the past 6 months.
The NASDAQ is up today, down 4% in the past 5 days, down 9% year to date, up 1% in the past 6 months, and up 9.48% the past year.

Let's all calm down already.

[Methais]

[Back]

[~Rocktar~]

I don't look at candy corn, that shit's disgusting.

[Parkbandit]

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

DOGE clock is in there now.