Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Seran]

Oh I totally agree he was doing the bidding of his masters and I understand without a doubt this is dead in the Senate, but Mayorkas nevertheless deserves the stain & shame of impeachment on his bureaucratic résumé for his part.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be pretty devastated serving his full term and then getting a seven digit book deal on the subject.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be pretty devastated serving his full term and then getting a seven digit book deal on the subject.

Mayorkas isn't getting a 7 digit book deal on how to screw up immigration.

That would be like someone paying you to sell them one of your shit-stain finger paintings.

[Methais]

He's a scapegoat. He was doing exactly what he was told to do. Biden rescinded all of the Trump policies and created some new EOs that helped do exactly what he wanted: Let the southern border be open for 3 years. It was only a crisis when it became a top 2 item for voters and it's an election year.

He could have just resigned if he had an issue with it. But instead he chose to be a piece of shit, despite the fact that he would have been replaced with another piece of shit.

[Methais]

I mean, Republicans getting schooled the first time on not knowing how to count and losing the vote was pretty epic. Now they've got to sit through a senate who will simply ignore their articles. This back to back with the Republicans failure to support immigration and border security reform. Tsk Tsk.

That "border security" bill was the equivalent of a bill called "The Seran Gets a Job and Earns a Living Act" with the bill itself being filled with nothing but inflated welfare payments to you.

[~Rocktar~]

Mayorkas isn't getting a 7 digit book deal on how to screw up immigration.

That would be like someone paying you to sell them one of your shit-stain finger paintings.

Not even Obama the Black Jesus got a 7 figure book deal right out the door. He did get a bunch of cash from Netflix for who knows what. But they have produced some really woke racist crap so there is that.

[Parkbandit]

He could have just resigned if he had an issue with it. But instead he chose to be a piece of shit, despite the fact that he would have been replaced with another piece of shit.

I'm not saying he disagreed with the policy... he doesn't come across as a smart man or even a man with a spine.

He's just a cog doing what he was told to do.

[Parkbandit]

Not even Obama the Black Jesus got a 7 figure book deal right out the door. He did get a bunch of cash from Netflix for who knows what. But they have produced some really woke racist crap so there is that.

In sErAn's mind, he probably didn't take out the decimal point. So to him, 10K is a "7 figure" number.

[Methais]

Not even Obama the Black Jesus got a 7 figure book deal right out the door. He did get a bunch of cash from Netflix for who knows what. But they have produced some really woke racist crap so there is that.

6 figures under Obama is 7 figures under Biden.

[~Rocktar~]

6 figures under Obama is 7 figures under Biden.

Now with Bidenomics, valued at 5 figures.

[ClydeR]

Trump claims he intentionally mixed up Haley and Pelosi. Nobody should claim it was a cognitive slip.

“It’s very hard to be sarcastic when I interpose. I’m not a Nicki fan and I’m not a Pelosi fan. And when I purposely interpose names they said, ‘He didn’t know Pelosi from Nikki from tricky Nikki, tricky Dicky,’” the former president said at a South Carolina rally Wednesday.

“I interpose and they make a big deal out of it. I said, ‘No, no, I think they both stink, they have something in common, they both stink.’ And remember this, when I make a statement like that about Nikki that means she will never be running for vice president.”

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In doing so, he made another error that critics were quick to point out. I didn't even notice the error until I read the above article. I'm sure you recognized it right away. If you didn't, go back and read Trump's statement again.