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08-22-2014, 01:28 PM
Androidpk

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Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

My friend wanted me to enter a promotion/contest with her. Basically, you go and purchase an ice cream product at all 43 participating ice cream shops throughout the state of NH, and get a sticker from each one. You have about two months to complete this. Then, all the people who completed it will be put in for a drawing for a 1 year membership at a crappy health club.

Doing the math, that's about $200 of ice cream and a minimum $500 of direct vehicle expenses if you schedule your route efficiently. All for the very real possibility of getting much fatter, and the slight chance of winning a $240 health club membership. On weekends, during peak foliage season, sharing the road with leaf peepers! This is pretty much my definition of hell.

I told her she could count on me for a single road trip with a single stop for ice cream.

Is she hot?
08-22-2014, 01:41 PM
Ker_Thwap

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Originally Posted by Gelston

You do it for the journey, not the destination.

Yeah, a single 7 hour drive through the north woods of NH is too much journey for me. I actually enjoy road trips throughout the state, but not so much on weekends.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Is she hot?

I'm 50. She's 50. Hot isn't really in the playbook these days.
08-22-2014, 01:42 PM
Gelston

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

Yeah, a single 7 hour drive through the north woods of NH is too much journey for me. I actually enjoy road trips throughout the state, but not so much on weekends.

I'm 50. She's 50. Hot isn't really in the playbook these days.

Sandra Bullock is 50. I consider her hot.
08-22-2014, 01:51 PM
Androidpk

Julianne Moore is 53 and she's still hot.
08-22-2014, 01:53 PM
Ker_Thwap

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Sandra Bullock is 50. I consider her hot.

Yeah, the average person doesn't really have access to the plastic surgeon, dietician, personal trainer and makeup artist on a daily basis. At this stage of my life, I'm looking for "generally nice, and somewhat fit." It's not that I've lowered my standards, I just tend to value different aspects these days.
08-22-2014, 01:53 PM
Velfi

Sofia Vergara will be 50 in 8 years. Newsflash: will still be hot.
08-22-2014, 02:01 PM
Ker_Thwap

Excellent, you guys just pick one of those three for me and have them get in touch.
08-22-2014, 02:03 PM
Gelston

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Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

Excellent, you guys just pick one of those three for me and have them get in touch.

You are 50, for Christ's sake. I think you are old enough to handle things for yourself.
08-22-2014, 02:22 PM
Allereli

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Originally Posted by Velfi

Sofia Vergara will be 50 in 8 years. Newsflash: will still be hot.

she'll probably still be annoying as shit, too
08-22-2014, 02:28 PM
Gelston

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Originally Posted by Allereli

she'll probably still be annoying as shit, too

This, my friends, is female jealousy.