Rescue / raise service on Teras

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/jenniejune015.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/544797_197679303686979_100003347334145_325052_7297 25509_n.jpg

[Hilts]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/544797_197679303686979_100003347334145_325052_7297 25509_n.jpg

bling bling phone

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/vizfw.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Mmm handfulls of booty.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/vizfw.jpg

Damn...I repped the wrong post.

[Gompers]

since we seem to have a brunette theme goin on here...

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/best-funny-photos-34.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/wpid-405125_260962690669427_208118375953859_483268_3119 14420_n.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/jenniejune015.jpg

Her face is so full of win :)

[Gompers]

Her face is so full of win :)

I actually just noticed that she had a face

[Bhaalizmo]

I actually just noticed that she had a face

Yeah it's inbetween the eyebrows and the cleavage. I missed it at third glance too.

[Androidpk]

How you could miss those sexy eyes is beyond me, but carry on!

[Gompers]

Now that you've mentioned it, I see what you mean about the eyes. I'm not a fan of her eyebrows though, almost looks like metal filings on two straight magnets.

EDIT: Also - Happy Mother's Day!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bras-are-dumb-9.jpg

[Gibreficul]

Her face is so full of win :)

Oh, I just noticed she had tits... I'm an eyes an ass man myself.

[Bhaalizmo]

Bewmbs.

Hmm. Doesn't work on paper, it worked in my head though, trust me.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/427913_397264186984847_101904383187497_1307707_191 4778060_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dar-humpy-7.jpg

[Liagala]

Just one little smack? Can I? Please?

[Androidpk]

Just one little smack? Can I? Please?

Betcha can't smack just once!

[Bhaalizmo]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dar-humpy-7.jpg

Damn. That is a nice... everything.

[Liagala]

Betcha can't smack just once!
What she doesn't know won't hurt her... much.

[Gompers]

Damn. That is a nice... everything.

It would be such a shame if she turned around and had a butterface, not a total shame, but a shame nonetheless.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/099-1000.jpg

[subzero]

It would be such a shame if she turned around and had a butterface, not a total shame, but a shame nonetheless.

I'm sure we'd all have a horrible time pulling through if that were the case.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://drunkendurfin.webs.com/satan02.jpg

Hail Satan?

[Bhaalizmo]

Hail Satan?

Yes.

Please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob50dhVlmb4

[Drunken Durfin]

I was thinking this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-k0D_z1lG4

[Bhaalizmo]

http://drunkendurfin.webs.com/satan02.jpg

Hail Satan?

It's kind of amazing how many different skin tones she appears to have just because of lighting. One pic she's alabaster, next pic, beach bum.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/6321085659_14bf56c0f9_b.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/6321085659_14bf56c0f9_b.jpg

Pictures like this make me miss my days as a surfer.

[Gompers]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/6321085659_14bf56c0f9_b.jpg


Pictures like this make me miss my days as a surfer.


It's pictures like these that make me miss the days when I was the creepy guy sitting on the beach taking pictures of girls asses.

[Bhaalizmo]

Feeling all fitness minded this morning.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/f321.jpg

[Androidpk]

That's a lovely spray-on-tan.

/gag

[Bhaalizmo]

You would not snack?

[Androidpk]

Negative

[Drunken Durfin]

Negative

More for me.

[Bhaalizmo]

Bump.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/w6bii-1.gif

[Androidpk]

Bump.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/w6bii-1.gif

Now that I would snack on :)

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/lauramichelleprestinlbf.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/url1.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Well hello there.

[Bhaalizmo]

So anyway, back on topic...

Mofuggah's menagerie and more importantly rescue / raise service has returned from parts abroad and is now servicing Ta'Illistim with great vigor.

[Liagala]

So anyway, back on topic...

Mofuggah's menagerie and more importantly rescue / raise service has returned from parts abroad and is now servicing Ta'Illistim with great vigor.
How do you say "back on topic" in this thread and not follow it with a picture? Isn't T&A the topic here?

[AnticorRifling]

Bless this woman.

[Liagala]

Bless this woman.
How about blessing this one? Apparently they have lots of airbrushing in Heaven.

http://hqwallpapers.eu/wallpaper/angels_women_wings_cross_beautiful_y_joanna_krupa_ desktop_1600x1200_wallpaper-1069360.jpg

it's a link, because it's huge. I hate screwing threads up with massive pictures.

[Androidpk]

Because Liagala's pic is worthy of not being just a link.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ekqkr7.jpg

[Androidpk]

Since I have failed in my attempts at having Hedensk post another pic of her in plaid here is a lesser quality substitution :/

http://i46.tinypic.com/erifr9.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

How do you say "back on topic" in this thread and not follow it with a picture? Isn't T&A the topic here?

Technically, no. I can see how one might come to that assumption though.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/inspired_by_luis_royo_by_gestiefeltekatze-d30kfrw.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Because Liagala's pic is worthy of not being just a link.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ekqkr7.jpg

I am going to go sin now.

[Bhaalizmo]

Happy Friday!

Time for random bishes.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1301438944353.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1296005424129.jpg

[Androidpk]

Hello Lady Liberty :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/ke9mi8.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Hello Lady Liberty :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/ke9mi8.jpg

The demon possessed her scratched "LOVE" on her abdomen from the inside. This woman is to be avoided.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://data.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Wonder-Woman-Chained.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

That's what I'm talkin bout.

[Fortybox]

Moar unicorn buttz pl0x

[Bhaalizmo]

Moar unicorn buttz pl0x

Not until you return to Shattered. Kthxbai.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/corset-bosom5qvf.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/tumblr_lnryy0k3se1qzleu4o1_500.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://i46.tinypic.com/33cmaer.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/npoqig.png

[Bhaalizmo]

Time for some river swimmin.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/untitled-11.png

[Bhaalizmo]

A haunch of coney sounds good right about now for some reason.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/560336_358892470841851_126185564112544_955611_1838 017524_n.jpg

[Gibreficul]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MpwWsIQZN3E/TburpJ0lnEI/AAAAAAAAD-4/7Sja36zZQMI/s1600/Bounce+Today+%252811%2529.gif

:club:

[AnticorRifling]

So....much....bounce.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MpwWsIQZN3E/TburpJ0lnEI/AAAAAAAAD-4/7Sja36zZQMI/s1600/Bounce+Today+%252811%2529.gifhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MpwWsIQZN3E/TburpJ0lnEI/AAAAAAAAD-4/7Sja36zZQMI/s1600/Bounce+Today+%252811%2529.gifhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MpwWsIQZN3E/TburpJ0lnEI/AAAAAAAAD-4/7Sja36zZQMI/s1600/Bounce+Today+%252811%2529.gif

:club:

That's mesmerising.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ohmagaw the site is fixt.

Or is it...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/thigh-high-2.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

I, er...um...have to go take care of something.

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/a-burn-your-bra-44.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Boobs for boobs.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sexytuesday31.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/524904_312191128860654_291952031_n.jpg

[Androidpk]

Sleeve tats..

:love:

[Gompers]

Totally hot tan line!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tan-lines-sexy-37.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Hah, that's awesome.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/599255_10151006183733223_71969443222_11789001_3387 7648_n.jpg

[Androidpk]

^ She's pretty but I'm freaked out about her eyebrows.

[subzero]

Eh, big deal. They probably wash off.

[Androidpk]

Eh, big deal. They probably wash off.

Which is exactly why they freak me the fuck out!

[Bhaalizmo]

Less talk more tits.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/504987921.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Her shorts are unbuttoned.

[Gibreficul]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2048967/81773913.gifhttp://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2048967/81773913.gifhttp://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2048967/81773913.gifhttp://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2048967/81773913.gif


ugh, that chicks face is hideous and makes me want to vomit on it so at least it's somewhat attractive -NEG REP RECEIVED.
How about I just skullfuck your eyes out? Problem SOLVED!

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/epic-great-photos-29.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1820452287.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1264042614227.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

That would be fun to play with.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ohmagaw, the rare steampunk asian.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/375857_168500969912691_155199194576202_287123_1531 085443_n.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

That would be fun to play with.

The little red truck on the floor?

[Bhaalizmo]

The little red truck on the floor?

You know how I know you're gay?

[Androidpk]

You know how I know you're gay?

He gave you a reach around???

[Drunken Durfin]

If you're not CTRL++ 'ing in a bit on the pictures you're missing out. And not just on the little things in the corner of the screen.

[Bhaalizmo]

He gave you a reach around???

No, that's just polite.

[Gompers]

I don't know what the big deal is - that red truck on the floor looks like a ton of fun.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/belen2.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/san-diego-meetup34.jpg

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/erin.gif

This new forum is taking some getting used to - had to delete this shit and start over like 5 times...the tits were worth the effort, though!

[Liagala]

Is her wrist pierced? That's pretty freaky. And not in a good way.

[Gnome Rage]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/san-diego-meetup34.jpg

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/erin.gif

This new forum is taking some getting used to - had to delete this shit and start over like 5 times...the tits were worth the effort, though!

Hello Chive.

[Blazar]

Is her wrist pierced? That's pretty freaky. And not in a good way.

Yes it is. it's called a surface piercing. The ones on the back of the neck are pretty damn hot.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yes it is. it's called a surface piercing. The ones on the back of the neck are pretty damn hot.

If it weren't for the fact that they're so easy to reinjure and hard to heal I might be into it. Everybody seems to take them out sooner or later and let it heal up.

I knew a guy who had two vertical surface piercings on his hips, right at the belt line. AT THE BELT LINE. Needless to say they never healed, because he wears clothes and stuff.

[Bhaalizmo]

Everything (spells) I can get, I just started yesterday so I don't have to worry about hunting in burst areas for a while.

You having lnet troubles?
[lnet: Gordo declined your request for spell information.]
[lnet: Gordo declined your request for spell information.]

[Blazar]

If it weren't for the fact that they're so easy to reinjure and hard to heal I might be into it. Everybody seems to take them out sooner or later and let it heal up.

I knew a guy who had two vertical surface piercings on his hips, right at the belt line. AT THE BELT LINE. Needless to say they never healed, because he wears clothes and stuff.

That's the fun of surface piercings. They don't have to last forever. Hence why I have had about half a dozen piercings and no tattoos. I like being able to remove them and not have to worry about it ever again.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/erin.gif



Wobbly, saggy boobs that outside of bra resembles Wonderbread bag with with a half-cup of water in it.

Do not like.

[Gompers]

Wobbly, saggy boobs that outside of bra resembles Wonderbread bag with with a half-cup of water in it.

Do not like.

I'm sure you'd scoff and turn your face away in disgust if those saggy wonderbread bags were in your face.

I agree to disagree, sir!

[Bhaalizmo]

How bout them apples.

3355

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/64199058689476349621.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/bad-idea-05_18_12-920-14.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Yes, please.

[AnticorRifling]

I would play with both of thost fart boxes.

[Bhaalizmo]

I would play with both of thost fart boxes.

Why do we always have to make up funny names for it? It's just a turd cutter.

[AnticorRifling]

Why do we always have to make up funny names for it? It's just a turd cutter.

I thought we agreed to call it Satan's Onion Ring.

[Bhaalizmo]

I thought we agreed to call it Satan's Onion Ring.

Well if you're gonna get all up in there and be specific in that region I prefer the scientific term. Floppy gristle doughnut.

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/mind-my-gap-8.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Nice sheerness there. I respond with this.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/bad-idea-06_01_12-500-7.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

She looks cold but the upside down heart in Gomper's pic wins that round.

[Gompers]

1 point to Gompers! Time to celebrate!




http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-the-pain-of-celebration.gif

[Liagala]

Personally, I think this is a better celebration for this thread... but whatever floats your boat.

http://swimmingforshore.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wasted-party-girls-6.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Ohmagaw, steampunk asians. It's a fad!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/shiroin3.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

First post updated, rescue / raise service moved back to Teras as of today.

[AnticorRifling]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_dv5Oi1jD4c/TVP94Uv7XLI/AAAAAAAAAjg/7HwT7suAtys/s1600/tumblr_ld3bcaMKSY1qexzbvo1_500.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Woah. That's cool.

[Gompers]

That is pretty cool - I wonder how they got that york peppermint patty to stick to her nipple like that...lick and stick?

[Liagala]

I think they just attached it as part of her boob job.

[Darkwynde]

That is pretty cool - I wonder how they got that york peppermint patty to stick to her nipple like that...lick and stick?

We are turning into fembots. Keep thinking it is decorative. :biggrin:

[Bhaalizmo]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_dv5Oi1jD4c/TVP94Uv7XLI/AAAAAAAAAjg/7HwT7suAtys/s1600/tumblr_ld3bcaMKSY1qexzbvo1_500.jpg

I really like that designer, whoever made that fucked up corset and neckpiece.

High fashion.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/yakuza2.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/dar-time-1.jpg

Back dimples: Check.

Over exposure: Check.

Great ass: Check.

[subzero]

I think they just attached it as part of her boob job.

Nice. If she wants mo CCs, they just pump it right in, eh?

[Androidpk]

http://i50.tinypic.com/24e2qg0.jpg



http://i47.tinypic.com/21opshz.jpg





http://i48.tinypic.com/350qfeq.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i48.tinypic.com/350qfeq.jpg

I like everything here except the paragraph on her leg. Paragraphs are unappreciable from 3 feet away.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/bikini6.jpg

[Androidpk]

It's a combat log from Gemstone.

[Bhaalizmo]

It's a combat log from Gemstone.

Ok, that's kinda hot.

[subzero]

I like everything here except the paragraph on her leg. Paragraphs are unappreciable from 3 feet away.



Leg?! I would be extremely surprised if that didn't start at her arm pit. Bitch probably has half the Bible on her.

[Gompers]

Not sure about the hair, but good god those curves...

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the-dar-251.jpg

[Androidpk]

I like the color, even her eyebrows match. And yes, curves.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yah I'm down with purple hair too.

And ze curves.

Ass looks chopped. Not that I care. I don't.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/479702_418757424835523_30997369_n.jpg

[Gompers]

Ass looks chopped. Not that I care. I don't.


Chopped? As in Photoshopped? Sorry I'm not hip with the lingo.

[Bhaalizmo]

Chopped? As in Photoshopped? Sorry I'm not hip with the lingo.

Yessir, that's what I was implyin.

Edit: Not that I pulled a Drunken Durfin and zoomed in or anything. I'm too lazy for that. I just thought it looked out of proportion when compared to the other two pix.

[Bhaalizmo]

Happy Friday!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/tfNzK.jpg

[Androidpk]

Nah, that ass isn't chopped, though it should be slapped.

[Gompers]

Nah, that ass isn't chopped, though it should be slapped.

http://weeklyguiltypleasure.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/slap-chop-2.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

You're gonna love my nuts.

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/dar-in-hq-2.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Wow, that's damn nice.

And now for something completely different.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/224806_10150919370924823_1752224841_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/e470660170dc32ad78addeac1830f72c.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/181251_226127614174122_393898012_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/big-boobs-cleavage-34.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

(insert motorboat noises)

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/577609_10150942022519471_2143253183_n.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/big-boobs-cleavage-34.jpg

I really want to say this girl has been in a few of my classes at SU.

[Gompers]

I really want to say this girl has been in a few of my classes at SU.

If she comes to class dressed like that - I am transferring to SU. Syracuse University?

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/600991_226589310794619_1048112978_n.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff509/Mubashir_Ali/Arent%20They%20a%20Bit%20Too%20Tall/arent_they_a_bit_too_tall_47.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Hook the leg, drive her to the ground and start climbing North.

[Bhaalizmo]

I'll take ze little one.

Bathe her and bring her to me.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/282301_10150940762504471_1619942816_n.jpg

[Snoopy Dogg]

baby momma material right there

[Bhaalizmo]

http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/02610242184168142830.gif
http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/34951010209877634431.gif

[Snoopy Dogg]

chun li!

3428

[subzero]

Munn Li's got nothin on Kitana!

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/7b/1a/7b1a1d98568af94b088a0980d681fdec.jpg
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/36/a2/36a24bc4dfed560e41edd14f4c0bca8a.jpg

[Gibreficul]

Munn Li's got nothin on Kitana!

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/7b/1a/7b1a1d98568af94b088a0980d681fdec.jpg
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width_scaled/hash/36/a2/36a24bc4dfed560e41edd14f4c0bca8a.jpg

Something about them screams TRANNY to me.

[subzero]

Eh, the one on the left ain't really my cup of tea, but if you think the other one looks like a tranny, you should get your eyes checked.

[Androidpk]

Yes pleeeeaase.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2v0yg0g.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/223914_10150944894614471_1844356179_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/551603_423148314396434_1588666227_n.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

She's pretty hot.

[Androidpk]

She looks a little bit creepy in the first picture, pretty in the second one.

[Bhaalizmo]

I had to post another pic cuz there was just words here.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/599018_423207237723875_945041111_n.jpg

[Snoopy Dogg]

i think it was the eyebrows.. second one with the backshot was right though

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/165977_423358684375397_1581181116_n.jpg

I think Drunken Durfin is rubbing off on me. I was just admiring that hardwood floor.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/208949_126484510823590_2081517657_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/196203_10150947569489471_1046477109_n.jpg

[Gompers]

I'll jump in on the tat theme

http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/bad-idea-06_22_12-920-30.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Wow, that's a nice piece. Where'd you find that?

That tattoo is nice too.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/598996_10150937519404471_409381833_n.jpg

[Gompers]

Wow, that's a nice piece. Where'd you find that?

Costco. I buy my bishes wholesale.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/599541_424438860934046_1657606277_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/481316_313737102049984_1847609546_n.jpg

[Fortybox]

So apparently the stupid mobs will hide me:

[Ruined Temple, Second Floor]
The shattered remnants of a large clay vase rest on a shelf carved into the northern wall, the shards adorned with painted waves. Some descending stairs rest at the base of an elaborately carved archway along the eastern wall, flanked by a pair of long extinguished fire pots. You also see some short descending stairs and some muck.
Obvious exits: south, west
>
A triton combatant strides in, gliding swiftly through the water with a wary look on her face.
>
Ju Talkin' Ta Me Mofuggah just arrived.
>
Mofuggah heartily says, "I do not see any effing dead people."
>
Ju Talkin' Ta Me Mofuggah just went south.






Le sigh!


>;grim
--- Lich: grim active.
[grim]>group open
Your group status is already open.
>
A greater water elemental just came down some short descending stairs.
>
The Grim Reaper just arrived.
>
A greater water elemental pounds at Reaper with its fist!
AS: +488 vs DS: +586 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +17 = -41
A clean miss.
>
Reaper slings a shifting ethereal tower shield off from over his shoulder.
>
The Grim Reaper just went south.
>'halp
You say, "Halp."

[Bhaalizmo]

Yeah I've been kinda lazy about that problem for a very long time. 5% of my rescues fail in Nelemar for that reason. I aplologize and will take another look at the issue this evening.

[Gompers]

Bhaalizmo, thought you'd like to know that TheChive dedicated an entire blog to steampunk chicks

link here:
http://thechive.com/2012/06/26/steampunk-girls-are-a-whole-different-breed-30-photos/

[Bhaalizmo]

I have not clicked that steampunk link yet cuz I've been busy with work and stuff. Sounds epic though. Will check it out when I have time.

I also haven't had time to look into the failed rescue when corpse is hidden issue yet in Nelemar. Will do when I have time. Work has been busy this week.

And now, epic buttocks.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/hta4h0.jpg

[subzero]

Speakin of epic booty...

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/25/jessica-biel-bikini-butt-04-900x675.jpg

[Nostradamus]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/hump-day-ass-6.jpg?w=500&h=378

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/428898_3456004759187_381016474_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/burned-my-bra-23.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

So far the big booty driving the boat has been the winner of the last 2 days.

[Fortybox]

Yo mofo. The script didn't work when I was dead in 12537.

I was close to posting man booty weener boat driving picz on here!

[Bhaalizmo]

Yeah man, I know, sorry. I'm working on it. It's the second line at fault but I r not smart enough to fix at this time.

path = Room.current.path_to(room_id)
if path.nil?

Clearly currentroom=nil. I just need to figure out how to make that be ifpath.nil? or currentroom.

Edit: In the meantime, just don't die at 12537 and you'll be aight. Or... if someone drags you a room away that'll fix it.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/380716_315097235247304_612165895_n.jpg

[dszabo]

So far the big booty driving the boat has been the winner of the last 2 days.

Everyone knows that photo is "chopped" Anticor! Women can't drive...

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/166022_316455618444799_465724926_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/205244_316513205105707_1002485707_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/great-photos-25.jpg

[jaroc]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2147098/82571555.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/246453_316509925106035_1583025417_n.jpg

[dszabo]

http://i.imgur.com/alsjo.jpg

That one's for JustDan!

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/425006_316510391772655_2066760666_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/484533_316516138438747_1296166174_n.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Posts at 928a and 928p nice bookends to the day there Bhaalizmo.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yo mofo. The script didn't work when I was dead in 12537.

I was close to posting man booty weener boat driving picz on here!

Fix implemented for the problem where it wouldn't raise a deader if they're in the same room as me. Also implemented a fix for hidden deaders in Nelemar. Haven't tested either yet but I think it'll work. Credit (and cash donation) to Tillmen for the fixes.

Edit: Please let me know if you witness either of these fixes working. Thx.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/577438_316514231772271_2143543405_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/283766_316544571769237_1756918140_n.jpg

[subzero]

Fix implemented for the problem where it wouldn't raise a deader if they're in the same room as me. Also implemented a fix for hidden deaders in Nelemar. Haven't tested either yet but I think it'll work. Credit (and cash donation) to Tillmen for the fixes.

Edit: Please let me know if you witness either of these fixes working. Thx.

Might wanna tweak it so you don't fog if the corpse is at the deck:


>drag gen rif
You pause briefly at the edge of your summoning circle to gather your power. As soon as you step into the rift's boundary, you are surrounded by a web of brilliant molten red energy. You step through the molten red rift fully, dragging Geno behind you, and it collapses behind you, releasing an ancient energy that twists valences around your path, transporting you safely to your destination.
[Adventurers' Rest, Deck]
The deck is bordered by neatly trimmed evergreen hedges, a miniature forest even in the midst of town. There are some chairs set in cozy groupings, and baskets of flowers swaying from the eaves of the Rest. Tall iron posts on either side of some swinging doors support glowing lanterns. You also see the Rosey disk, the orange Rupaul disk, the Murph disk, a sugar-dusted travel biscuit, the blue Beelzebub disk, the Mofuggah disk, the Necromonger disk, an airy pale-colored teacake, some spicy acantha leaf, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a barrel of Miner's Muddy ale, a barrel of Bloody Krolvin ale, a barrel of Gert's Homemade ale, a barrel of Bearded Ladies' ale, a flagon of Agrak's Amber ale, a flagon of Semak's Smooth ale, a barrel of Golden Goose ale, a bolmara potion, a bolmara potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a barrel of Bloody Krolvin ale, a barrel of Miner's Muddy ale, a barrel of Bearded Ladies' ale, a barrel of Dacra's Dream ale, a flagon of Wort's Winter ale, a flagon of Orc's Head ale, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a barrel of Kenar's Dropjaw ale, a flagon of Aged Schooner ale, an iced apple muffin, some ambrominas leaf, a tincture of acantha, a barrel of Gert's Homemade ale, a flagon of Wort's Winter ale, a tincture of basal, a flagon of Aged Schooner ale, a tincture of ephlox, a tincture of bolmara, a tincture of wolifrew, a tincture of calamia, a tincture of torban, a flagon of Semak's Smooth ale, a flagon of Agrak's Amber ale, a flagon of Dark Swampwater ale, a flagon of Aged Schooner ale, a flagon of Golden Goose ale, a flagon of Olak's Ol'style ale, a flagon of Semak's Smooth ale, a flagon of Mama Dwarf's ale, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a flagon of Reaper's Red ale, a flagon of Wort's Winter ale, a flagon of Mad Mutt Frothy ale, a flagon of Agrak's Amber ale, a flagon of Gert's Homemade ale, a flagon of Bearded Ladies' ale, a flagon of Aged Schooner ale, a barrel of Golden Goose ale, a flagon of Mama Dwarf's ale, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a flagon of Wort's Winter ale, a flagon of Mad Mutt Frothy ale, a barrel of Gert's Homemade ale, a barrel of Bearded Ladies' ale, a barrel of Bloody Krolvin ale, a tincture of basal, a tincture of ambrominas, a tincture of cactacae, a tincture of wingstem, a tincture of talneo, a rose-marrow potion, a barrel of Olak's Ol'style ale, a flagon of Volcano Vision ale, a barrel of Kenar's Dropjaw ale, a flagon of Orc's Head ale, a barrel of Dacra's Dream ale, a barrel of Miner's Muddy ale, a barrel of Golden Goose ale, a barrel of Kenar's Dropjaw ale, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a flagon of Orc's Head ale, a flagon of Captn' Pegleg's ale, a barrel of Dacra's Dream ale, a barrel of Miner's Muddy ale, a barrel of Bloody Krolvin ale, a crystalline bolmara elixir, a crystalline bolmara elixir and an ivy-covered iron barrel.
Also here: Rosey, Supreme Bish of Shattered Rupaul, High Lord Murph, Beelzebub who is sitting, Ju Talkin' Ta Me Mofuggah who is kneeling, Necromonger who is sitting
Obvious paths: none
Brilliant molten red energy erupts out of a point in midair, and Geno comes tumbling out of the point, landing on the ground with a thud.

You exclaim, "Corpse!"

You nod at Mofuggah.

You cackle!

Mofuggah removes a dented villswood runestaff from in his hide runestaff harness.

A shimmering aura surrounds Mofuggah.

Mofuggah reaches down and tenderly cradles Geno's lifeless hand in his.

Mofuggah gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Mofuggah gestures.
Mofuggah's group becomes blurred, and then vanishes!

The sense of peace and security begins to wane from the area.

You laugh out loud!

Mofuggah just came through some swinging doors, dragging the body of Geno with him.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hah, nice! On the plus side, at least the fix worked.

Edited to add dangerous looking metal bish.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/306795_316547875102240_1969416190_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://xb6.xanga.com/378f915266c30282490052/m225184263.jpg

Hope you all have a safe and happy 4th of July.

Fuck you calendar for placing it on a Wednesday.

[Bhaalizmo]

Happy 4th.

Crank up some loud music.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/539713_316557828434578_701216839_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/fireworks-500-1.jpg

I shot off A LOT of these with my son

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1205045516226.jpg

[Androidpk]

Bhaalizmo - 1 Gompers - 0

[Snoopy Dogg]

twins for the win!

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/ashleyann.jpg

[Fortybox]

Yo Mofo, take me off your kill script.

Mofuggah gestures at you.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at Mofuggah's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +507 - TD: +414 + CvA: +15 + d100: +51 == +159
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 109 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Internal organs roasted instantly in an explosive flash of plasma!
A luminescent aura fades from around you.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ohmagaw sonsabitches. Sorry bout that. My kill script is kinda brutal and targets anybody not on the exclusion list. Meant for Norlamin / Reaper / Eschaton. Sorry about that.

[Fortybox]

owowowowooww


Mofuggah gestures at you.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at Mofuggah's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +507 - TD: +414 + CvA: +15 + d100: +18 == +126
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 57 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Superheated energy causes the artery in your leg to explode!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
... 10 points of damage!
Steam catches you in the neck causing minor discomfort.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yeah sorry again. I think I excluded you on Beelzebub's autokill but failed to exclude you on Mofuggah's. You should be safe now. I offer meeelions in recompense.

[subzero]

My kill script is kinda brutal and targets anybody not on the exclusion list.

Ya know, that is pretty ass-backwards.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ya know, that is pretty ass-backwards.

Inorite. I wish I could take the blame for the coding but I can't. It's not my script. I can take blame for being too lazy to fix it though. My fix = adding the character name to the exclusion list.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/555756_320257911397903_1932793094_n.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/428907_319372044819823_353496741_n.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/603544_319876614769366_1311711804_n.jpg

[Fortybox]

Srsly?

Beelzebub gestures at you.
CS: +565 - TD: +454 + CvA: +15 + d100: +95 - +40 == +181
Warding failed!
You feel a burning sensation on your feet and glance down to see small flames of yellow and orange hues dancing around them. Before long, the flames grow more violent, quickly crawling up your legs and engulfing your body. The pain begins to overwhelm you and you fall to the ground, still burning.


About to post Gay Steampunk Butt meets Rainbow Unicorn Man pics!

[AnticorRifling]

Shattered brah, take it to the streets.

[Fortybox]

It's a scripting error!

[subzero]

Inorite. I wish I could take the blame for the coding but I can't. It's not my script. I can take blame for being too lazy to fix it though. My fix = adding the character name to the exclusion list.

You could download and modify one of the lockdown scripts on the repo. I'm guessin our resident Queen would appreciate it, at the least.

[Snoopy Dogg]

i refuse to take blame for it too, i found it in the scripting section from a long time ago.. and it didnt work so i had to fix it, i tried looking at it last night to change it to only killing people on a list. but im all horrible with that kind of stuff

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/548826_318485684908459_534097976_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/532224_318805421543152_578192956_n.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/532224_318805421543152_578192956_n.jpg

Why hello there

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/486424_10151080440264365_60623262_n.jpg

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/lead-dar.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://i50.tinypic.com/r26iis.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/292333_10150984840999471_1745620315_n.jpg

[Snoopy Dogg]

bee, i r full of dissapoint in this script.. thats all im gonna say

edit: fixt

[Bhaalizmo]

bee, i r full of dissapoint in you.. thats all im gonna say

Wot

[Snoopy Dogg]

.....

>look
[Adventurers' Rest, Deck - 12537]
The deck is bordered by neatly trimmed evergreen hedges, a miniature forest even in the midst of town. There are some chairs set in cozy groupings, and baskets of flowers swaying from the eaves of the Rest. Tall iron posts on either side of some swinging doors support simple lanterns. You also see the Mofuggah disk, the blue Beelzebub disk, the Snoopy disk, a sugar-dusted travel biscuit, a sugar-dusted travel biscuit, a black chameleon, the Eschaton disk, the Reaper disk, the Norlamin disk, a finely-carved haon bracelet, a fine teardrop diamond crown, a grey moonstone, a pink topaz, a yellow dreamstone, an iron wand, a black deathstone, a green malachite stone, a crystal amulet, a green tourmaline, the Murph disk, a silver-streaked arrow, the Necromonger disk and an ivy-covered iron barrel.
Also here: Ju Talkin' Ta Me Mofuggah, Beelzebub who is sitting, Eschaton who is sitting, The Grim Reaper who is kneeling, High Paladin Norlamin who is sitting, Grand Lord Murph, Necromonger who is lying down
Obvious paths: none

[Liagala]

There is nowhere near enough "the body of" in that room description.

[Snoopy Dogg]

There is nowhere near enough "the body of" in that room description.

exactly

[Liagala]

Adding body to make up for Bhaalizmo's failure

http://www.melyssafordpictures.com/images/melyssa-ford-beautiful-body.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

.....

I don't know what your dots mean dude. If you're complaining about Reaper / Norlamin / Eschaton being alive, sorry but I'm running the same kill script on him you are. What gives?

[Lolleia]

There is nowhere near enough "the body of" in that room description.

That and there's no beaver :)

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/559107_321683761255318_2037658537_n.jpg

[Liagala]

That and there's no beaver :)
Also this.

[Gompers]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/sc-today-11.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sara-sampaio-calzedonia-bikini-3.jpg

[Gompers]

http://2.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/slicedtea-com-84-b983c059-sz500x745-animate.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr340/ericlovesPIX2/Ericsson%20Photo%20Album%2010%20-%20Redhead%20Girls/8112_252536451525994_1098271913_n.jpg

[Gompers]

Hot redhead? Check.
Big motor-boaters? Check.
Camel toe? Check.

Dressed up like a character at comic-con!? CHECKMATE.







http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/hq-dar-3.jpg

[Androidpk]

Tardis!

[subzero]

Tardis!

Yeah, she should have been standing in front of a man-hole! What a fuckin tardis!

[Androidpk]

More like man-pole.

[Androidpk]

Hot redhead? Check.
Big motor-boaters? Check.
Camel toe? Check.

Dressed up like a character at comic-con!? CHECKMATE.







http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/hq-dar-3.jpg


Hah, finally figured out who she's supposed to be dressing up as!

[subzero]

http://www.voxboxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-logo.jpg

[Drakefang]

http://www.voxboxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-logo.jpg

Except they won't be Mutants in the upcoming movie...they will be aliens. Artistic license my ass.

[Androidpk]

Except they won't be Mutants in the upcoming movie...they will be aliens. Artistic license my ass.

Don't fret, it looks like that movie was canned by Paramount Pictures.

[Drakefang]

Don't fret, it looks like that movie was canned by Paramount Pictures.

Ahh, and it was just Friday we were discussing it at work. Just as well.

[Drunken Durfin]

I just might.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/380694_379936965394215_1276244467_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

I just might.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/380694_379936965394215_1276244467_n.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/normal_hit-it-yoda-2.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/asian-hit-that-shit.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Mufuggah's auto-rescue / rezzer service moved back to Ta'Illistim 7/15/2012.

To get rescued / raised anywhere around Ta'Illistim including OTF, you'll need to run the script below to chat to Mofuggah when you die.

Respond to this thread if you need some cleric or wizard waggles, millions of silvers, or any other assistance you might need in the Shattered realm.

This is the script you run to ask me to rescue and raise your corpse when you die, assuming you're dead in the same region I am in.

First post of this thread updated.

Moved back to Ta'Illistim.

Butt.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/tumblr_m5hsucjRMK1ql318ro1_500.jpg