Rescue / raise service on Teras

[Bhaalizmo]

Pix.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/787957773_a27714d3f632108e65d5c3fd3f074a25_123_366 lo.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Mmm booty.

[Drunken Durfin]

Looks like Nawlins booty.

[Bhaalizmo]

Looks like Nawlins booty.

Good call. I didn't even notice that, but I do believe you are correct. It's like on CSI where they zoom into the reflection on a teardrop in the eye of a dead dog on the side of the road so they can see the criminals license plate reflected as they drive off and stuff.

[Hiateit]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090629141930/uncyclopedia/images/c/c9/Fat-women-bbw-singles.jpg



This thread needs more hot women. Nothin like six guys constantly posting their jerk off material to each other.

[Bhaalizmo]

Neato.

This message is hidden because Hiateit is on your ignore list.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/22832_waterass2_123_1154lo.jpg

[Fortybox]

It has been about 6 months. Time for him to make a scheduled appearance.

[Bhaalizmo]

.http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/48614795039632075622.jpg

[Jaimaltz]

http://www.transfatty.com/beyond_peanut/1.jpg



Here's your bleach.

http://www.eastleigh.gov.uk/images/bleach%20bottle.gif

Who said I wasn't a nice guy? :rofl:

[Bhaalizmo]

This message is hidden because Jaimaltz is on your ignore list. Plus he likes the fatties.

[Blazar]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_W1ueYt1O3xs/SCG9e-RYsnI/AAAAAAAAFlU/QAa26tfTaWQ/568658585.jpg

http://g.imagehost.org/0119/asian-chicks-playing-with-football-ball.jpg

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7913/wht2.jpg

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/965/965106/babe-of-the-day-brooke-becker-20090322110629791-000.jpg

[Blazar]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9606/5890.jpg

[Fortybox]

Can you add ruru to teh waggles pl0x?

[Bhaalizmo]

Can you add ruru to teh waggles pl0x?

Sure thing. You have been added sir.

[Bhaalizmo]

Bewbs

Hey, thx for the contributions Blazar.

[Hilts]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9606/5890.jpg

^-- baby mama material right there

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/weekend-12_16_11-920-6.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Damn

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/enhanced-buzz-14239-1318864012-22.jpg

[Hilts]

i'd let her suck on me me, fo sho..

[Bhaalizmo]

i'd let her suck on me me, fo sho..

Inorite? I don't even know what show, movie, book, etc. she is promoting nor do I care.

Edit: Stole some hotlinx from the gif thread in off topic. I r teefin.

http://tinyurl.com/78ejt6l
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/exercise_fitness1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PI44z.gif

[Drunken Durfin]

The girl on the yoga ball is a movie, if you search a bit you can find the whole thing. Yes, she does get naked and continue the routine.

Also, in re:

http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif

Hypnotizizzled.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
Hypnotizizzled.

Huh? What? Ju say something?

[Asha]

The girl on the yoga ball is a movie, if you search a bit you can find the whole thing. Yes, she does get naked and continue the routine.

Where the FUCK can I find this!?

[Bhaalizmo]

I decided to rape deathravin's gif thread for the rest of the good stuff. Enjoy.

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/186221-1/Waldo_postop.gif
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/hot20ass.gif
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123050/2240796/2270148/101012_CB_animatedgifofchristinahendricksbutt.gif
http://asset.soup.io/asset/1980/2187_da5d.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i.imgur.com/zDkg6.gif
http://s1.postimage.org/6gzd3x7dk/645d7964c7.gif
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/9/27/17/anigif_katy-perry-gif-6529-1285621921-36.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-squeezed-dry.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx329/ol-_-Io/27mr0bj4.gif
http://i.imgur.com/kG7OR.gif
http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz66/JalentheAlizeefan/Alizee%20Gifs/alizee-corsicajaccio-vip-blog-com-9.gif
http://i.imgur.com/L1zmL.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/463847/81202251.gif
http://i.imgur.com/1YEPB.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-spank-time.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-even-vulcans-likes-nice-workouts.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-space-stripper-training.gif
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-yep-toes-are-still-there.gif

[Drunken Durfin]

Where the FUCK can I find this!?

Hegre Art - Patricia Pink Ball

Just in case you need to be told, NSFW:
Video (http://www.pornexa.com/porn/free/5475/video/Hegre-Art---Patricia-Pink-Ball/)

[Drunken Durfin]

If only my powers could be used for the forces of good.

http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif

Full Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCBAoirweoA&feature=youtu.be

The sad part is that the animated gif is better than the video.

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah the video ruinded it.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yeah the video ruinded it.

Thanx. I have the willpower to not watch it.

I never watched 2 girls 1 cup either. Hah.

[AnticorRifling]

It's the whole video of the girl dancing, she's very much a butter face. Don't get me wrong I'd still give her a shot at the title though.

[Asha]

:lol:

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/297774_10150325370567232_645737231_7950337_3850598 35_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/flbp-women-girls-13.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Who dat?

[Bhaalizmo]

Absofrigginlutely no idea.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/48070944197495308918.jpg

[ThatDamnTep]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/flbp-women-girls-13.jpg

Heather Rae Young according to Tineye. Playmate from Feb 2010.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/48070944197495308918.jpg

Damnit...stop putting up images with names that make it virtually impossible to find additional shots!

[Bhaalizmo]

Damnit...stop putting up images with names that make it virtually impossible to find additional shots!

Hey, I find em you name em.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hey check it out, I got one with a name.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/article-0-0F6FDAB100000578-890_634x815.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Someone needs to nail her while wearing a sheep gut condom.

[Bhaalizmo]

Someone needs to nail her while wearing a sheep gut condom.

Good plan. Don't forget the lard-lube.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sexytuesday24.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://o.imgbox.com/aacXNb8I.gif

[AnticorRifling]

Both of those, very yes.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yes indeedy.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sexytuesday29.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Goot marnin peeps. We're up to 38 people on average logged into Shattered this week. Up from 25 or so in December. Come on back by and hunt with us, we've currently got a pest free population.

Oh and butts. We have butts.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sexythursday182.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

I don't know what the wtf is going on but we're back up to 45 logged in. It's a good ol shattered revival, come on back.

[doughal]

Not to disregard Bhaalizmo's post, but pointing back up one post from his, can I just say WOW!

[Fortybox]

Yay! Shattered finally haz a boner!

[Bhaalizmo]

... and it only took 31 pages! Wow, shattered is desensitized.

[Bhaalizmo]

Have I ever mentioned that I love Suicide Girls?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/408194_10150517287324823_6020654822_9065229_163943 361_n.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Have I ever mentioned that I love Suicide Girls

Fear of commitment?

[Bhaalizmo]

Fear of commitment?

Clearly. I'm moving my intolerable bitch out this weekend.

Can't. Effing. Wait.

[liquiddrool]

Clearly. I'm moving my intolerable bitch out this weekend.

Can't. Effing. Wait.

How she get in in the first place??

http://sawauto.com/bewbs/nov01/volleyball_and_camel_toe.jpg

Gonna need some camel spit

[Bhaalizmo]

How she get in in the first place??

Good question. I knew it wouldn't work and I told her so. She told me that just because I'm an engineer I don't know everything, and she moved in anyway. What kind of woman moves into the home of a man that says stuff like "It's not going to work" and "I don't want you to move in because I think we'll fight even more than we already do, and I already don't like you for it".

I guess I should've done a better job of standing my ground and not let her move in, but she's the kind of woman that the more you object to something the louder and more determined she gets. Still my fault for letting her move in, but at some point I just let her do what she wants so she'll shut the eff up.

[Bhaalizmo]

O and we're short an empath at the dais today if anybody wants to earn some xp with their empath alt.

[AnticorRifling]

but she's the kind of woman that the more you object to something the louder and more determined she gets. Still my fault for letting her move in, but at some point I just let her do what she wants so she'll shut the eff up.

Black chick huh? High five.

[Bhaalizmo]

Black chick huh? High five.

Nah, she's white as white can be. Crazy as fuck tho.

And now for something completely different.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/thong-wet-red-swimsuit-strin-girls.jpg

[Blazar]

Good question. I knew it wouldn't work and I told her so. She told me that just because I'm an engineer I don't know everything, and she moved in anyway. What kind of woman moves into the home of a man that says stuff like "It's not going to work" and "I don't want you to move in because I think we'll fight even more than we already do, and I already don't like you for it".

I guess I should've done a better job of standing my ground and not let her move in, but she's the kind of woman that the more you object to something the louder and more determined she gets. Still my fault for letting her move in, but at some point I just let her do what she wants so she'll shut the eff up.

This is why I don't have girlfriends. Having been married at 19, it seems like the majority of relationships I have been in or have been witness to devolve into the same old shit. I got divorced middle of last year, and since then I just have several female friends and we have a nice agreement that allows us to hang out when we have time and have copious amounts of sex. When things get awkward, we just quit hanging out. It's truly beautiful.

It removes all of the stress of the relationship. Sometimes it does get awkward though when they have it in their head it can be something more. That's when you politely explain that while you enjoy what you two share, it will be nothing more than that. They either accept it or don't, and you move on.

My question is, if you don't like your girlfriend, and you fight all the time, why not just dump her? There are 3 billion + women in this world. There's bound to be someone you can have better experiences with... or someones even.

Bottom line... bitches be crazy, don't let them drag you down.

On another note... anyone have any glass that needs to be cut? I'm sure each of these ladies in the picture below have ome glass cutters you could use...
http://www.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/02/05/502895/BkniIcefshng.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

This is why I don't have girlfriends. Having been married at 19, it seems like the majority of relationships I have been in or have been witness to devolve into the same old shit. I got divorced middle of last year, and since then I just have several female friends and we have a nice agreement that allows us to hang out when we have time and have copious amounts of sex. When things get awkward, we just quit hanging out. It's truly beautiful.

It removes all of the stress of the relationship. Sometimes it does get awkward though when they have it in their head it can be something more. That's when you politely explain that while you enjoy what you two share, it will be nothing more than that. They either accept it or don't, and you move on..

Thanks for the insight man. Honestly that's where I'm headed this year, is some friend with benefit scenarios. Polyamory here I come. These last two relationships have left me too jaded and scarred for anything serious right now. I might be ready for another stab in the face of monogamy some day, but it's not gonna be in 2012.


My question is, if you don't like your girlfriend, and you fight all the time, why not just dump her? There are 3 billion + women in this world. There's bound to be someone you can have better experiences with... or someones even.

I'm moving her ass out tomorrow. Every time I've tried to dump her to date she starts getting even crazier, talking suicide and whatnot and eventually I just stop talking or leave sho she'll shut the eff up. It's over now tho. Everything's packed.


Bottom line... bitches be crazy, don't let them drag you down.

You got that right. Power to the penors.

[Bhaalizmo]

Top o tha mornin to ya

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/399785_10150519272479823_6020654822_9071658_125728 950_n.jpg

[Hilts]

she is super fine.. but im not feeling the skull tattoo

[SHAWMAN]

Hey man-
So i have fixed the waggle issue of leaving the room after you raise me. Now, Eschaton is getting your resting waggles. Please take Reaper Norlamin and Eschaton off of your active resting wagle script. Thank you. :thanx:

[Fortybox]

...

http://www.thelifestream.net/forums/images/smilies/TripleFacePalm.jpg

[subzero]

she is super fine.. but im not feeling the skull tattoo

Or the spiderweb, the birds, whatever the hell is all over the rest of her arms... come to think of it, she'd be a lot hotter without all that shit everywhere.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hey man-So i have fixed the waggle issue of leaving the room after you raise me. Now, Eschaton is getting your resting waggles. Please take Reaper Norlamin and Eschaton off of your active resting wagle script. Thank you. :thanx:

Done.

Edit: Butt.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sweet-asses-3.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Science!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/untitled-2.png

[subzero]

Science!


Has failed! Our world!

[dszabo]

Yeah seriously...you can't climb on lab tables with spike-toed shoes.

[Bhaalizmo]

Yeah seriously...you can't climb on lab tables with spike-toed shoes.

If you look like that you can do whatever the eff you want on a lab table. Just sayin.

[Blazar]

If you look like that you can do whatever the eff you want on a lab table. Just sayin.

And get paid for it.

[Drunken Durfin]

Yeah seriously...you can't climb on lab tables with spike-toed shoes.

Shoes? What shoes?

[Bhaalizmo]

ZAPATOS! We don't need no steenking zapatos.

Edit: Oh and come back Ifor. Cupcake said she missed you. (and we do too)

[Bhaalizmo]

I like tattoos almost as much as I like women.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/426209_10150537406119471_34612159470_9273857_14898 93831_n.jpg

[Blazar]

That would be better stated, unless you like staring at tattoos on dudes too, but I could be wrong:

I like the tattoos on women almost as much as I like the women.

[Bhaalizmo]

I would totally lie to this girl and tell her that I liked all her tattoos, when i fact I only like one of them.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1201260406401420929348272.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Leg tattoo is kind of cool. Not sure about the pistols though.

[Bhaalizmo]

Leg tattoo is kind of cool. Not sure about the pistols though.

Inorite.

[Drunken Durfin]

Thug Life Wife

[subzero]

Leg tattoo is kind of cool.

Those fuckin things are on their way to being the next butterfly-trampstamp tattoo. At least she doesn't visibly have some stupid paragraph that no one is ever going to read slapped on her somewhere. Yet.

This gave me an idea. Not particularly awesome or anything, but Teblow should get 3:16 tatted under his eyes in a permanent, Jesus-themed eyeblack style!

[Fortybox]

Sup! Could you add Tatertot to wagglez lists pl0x?

[Drunken Durfin]

This gave me an idea. Not particularly awesome or anything, but Teblow should get 3:16 tatted under his eyes in a permanent, Jesus-themed eyeblack style!

Leviticus 19:28 reads, "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord"

[Bhaalizmo]

Leviticus 19:28 reads, "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord"

Silly Leviticus. He was always judging this and judging that, handing out punishments here and punishments there. What a dick.

[subzero]

Leviticus 19:28 reads, "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord"


Silly Leviticus. He was always judging this and judging that, handing out punishments here and punishments there. What a dick.

The Bible invented hypocrisy. True story.

[Bhaalizmo]

Does it really matter if they're real? No. No it does not.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/sexy-top-heavy-women-25.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

If they are not imaginary, they are real.

[Bhaalizmo]

If they are not imaginary, they are real.

You sir, are full of wisdom.

[Bhaalizmo]

Someone told me there's some nature in this pic.

I don't see it.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/middle-of-nowhere-110.jpg

[subzero]

Someone told me there's some nature in this pic.

I don't see it.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/middle-of-nowhere-110.jpg

That looks like the place poor ole Forrest Gump was bit in his buttocks.

[dszabo]

I'd rather bite her in the buttocks.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hey guess what?

Arse. That's what.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/best-humps-18.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Yes. I would nom.

[Bhaalizmo]

I really think that might be the best picture of an arse ever. Just saying.

Seriously.

Have you ever seen a better arse?

I dare you to post it.

[Bhaalizmo]

Woohoo, Shattered is on a two month growth trend.


Active Players: 50

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/mind-the-gap-hq-22.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

I'd mind the hell out of that gap.

[Bhaalizmo]

I'd mind the hell out of that gap.

... in a bad way?

[AnticorRifling]

In the best/worst way possible.

[Bhaalizmo]

I found the answer for the question "how low can it go?"

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/15Kyli-Marie2-203b-1-.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

I found the answer for the question "how low can it go?"

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/15Kyli-Marie2-203b-1-.jpg

I think that the real answer is this low: NSFW LINK (http://femaleform.moonfruit.com/#/kyli-marie/4526811923)

[AnticorRifling]

Damn. Thank you android with 4g.

[Bhaalizmo]

It's funny how dead the Shattered forum is lately, because the in game playerbase has been on the increase all month.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/defb4_ORIG-Sadie.gif

[AnticorRifling]

I too have a white pillar she can exercise on.

[Bhaalizmo]

I too have a white pillar she can exercise on.

BAZINGA. Ok I must be getting slow in my old age or something. I didn't even see that one coming.

[zero70]

It's funny how dead the Shattered forum is lately, because the in game playerbase has been on the increase all month.



I don't think they know much about the PC...

[Drunken Durfin]

There are no new players. The existing player base just bought more accounts with their earned income credit checks.

[Tenlaar]

Hey, I'm new to shattered. Been playing GS off and on since 98 or so, but new to shattered!

[Bhaalizmo]

See?!?! Pay no attention to the drunken dwarf, the Drunken Durfin, it knows not of what it speaks. (this time)

[Drunken Durfin]

I stand corrected. There is ONE new player.

[Bhaalizmo]

I stand corrected. There is ONE new player.

Liar! There's like two.

[Bhaalizmo]

Hoes be thirsty.

Waterin them hoes.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/9963ebebf60fbcd39b08536827aff58cb08b.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Top o tha mornin to ya.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/152YxOXaMj9ex7uy5z5I0z7Zo1_500.jpg

[Hilts]

her ass is chilly.. it needs someone to snuggle with it and warm it up

[Bhaalizmo]

I like corsets and I cannot lie.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/tumblr_lx554bIlz41qifsbuo1_500.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Okay. You can keep the corset then, I'll take the contents.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm with Durfin on this one.

[Bhaalizmo]

Nothing like some good stone work to dress up a place. Chix don't hurt either.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/1201120641281420929289585.jpg

[Hilts]

i had the cell phone she has almost 10 years ago.. she needs an upgrade

[Androidpk]

http://o.imgbox.com/aacXNb8I.gif

1. Never looked at this thread before.

2. Who is that???

[Bhaalizmo]

1. Never looked at this thread before.

2. Who is that???

RE: #1 Welcome to the thrad.

RE: #2 I haz no idea. I suspect she may be the redhead everybody keeps going on about from the show Mad Men, but I dunno.

[Androidpk]

Nope, this girl is hotter.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/funny-gifs-party-trick.gif

[Drunken Durfin]

Ah...a bouncing boob animated gif challenge.

My entry:

http://fumaga.com/i/rocky-boobs-bouncing-animated.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

Ack! What IS that?!

Dick move, dick move!

Geez. I thought you understood how this thread worx!

MY EYES!!!

[Drunken Durfin]

ROFL at you trying to get your dick to move by screaming at it after seeing that gif.

"Dick move, dick move!"

[Bhaalizmo]

ROFL at you trying to get your dick to move by screaming at it after seeing that gif.

"Dick move, dick move!"

Dick move

August 7, 2006 Urban Dictionary Word of the Day

An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.

It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.

Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.

In an unexpected dick move, Tom posted some scary steroided up tittays to Bill's awesome hot pix of girls worth sharing thread, and Bill killed his character in game in a rather cold and retaliatory fashion.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/lord_of_war06.jpg
"Thank you, but I prefer it my way."


Oh, and tits:

http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/225019/kendra-wilkinson-spinning-tits.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

blablabla and stuff

Oh, and tits:

http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/225019/kendra-wilkinson-spinning-tits.gif

Yay tits!

[subzero]

Ah...a bouncing boob animated gif challenge.

My entry:

http://fumaga.com/i/rocky-boobs-bouncing-animated.gif

Sweet Jesus. Tell me that ain't real? I kinda thought the lip injections that ALWAYS make the bitch look like she got punched in the mouth was about as ridiculous as it got (I mean, they know it's gonna happen and fuck up their mugs)...

[Drunken Durfin]

Unfortunately it is real...and real gross.

While I was looking around for something horrid I found a guy with pectorial and trapezius implants, it was quite possibly on of the worst things I have ever seen. Ah, screw it, share my pain. Here is the youtube version:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5gbqAExh1I

If anyone sees this punk please beat the shit out of him. It should be easy, as he has zero strength and if you punch him in the tit it will most likely asplode and kill him.

Oh, and remedy for what you have seen:

http://s2d3.turboimagehost.com/t1/5711985_bouncing-boobs-animation_3.gif

[subzero]

Wow, that dude is right up Ru's alley.

[Androidpk]

I just wanna know who that redhead is :(

[Bhaalizmo]

I just wanna know who that redhead is :(

I did some research.

It is from a Czech movie called Muzi v Nadeji. I believe her name is Vica Kerekes.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/81656262.gif

Edit: Here's the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpsJ1Nza_PM

[Michaelous]

spell me up please!

[Androidpk]

I did some research.

It is from a Czech movie called Muzi v Nadeji. I believe her name is Vica Kerekes.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/81656262.gif

Edit: Here's the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpsJ1Nza_PM


You are the man. And she is totally beautiful :)

[Bhaalizmo]

spell me up please!

Ok. No douchebaggery or I'll start braining you every hunt.

[Drunken Durfin]

Ok. No douchebaggery or I'll start braining you every hunt.

Place your bets folks...

[Michaelous]

actually the place has spellburst, so can i just get blues and strength? thanks much

[subzero]

Ok. No douchebaggery or I'll start braining you every hunt.

Easier than that if he's huntin. Just put all the spells you can on him.

[Michaelous]

actually the place has spellburst, so can i just get spells from the cleric

[subzero]

wat

[Fortybox]

wat

wat in teh butt

[Bhaalizmo]

actually the place has spellburst, so can i just get spells from the cleric

Done.

[Bhaalizmo]

wat in teh butt

Hey, that reminds me...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/443013_4_web_size.jpg

I'm surprised there's not more detail on the butt part. I would've spent a great deal of time there.

[Drunken Durfin]

Titties and Beer (Shattered Net Inspired)

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1012/beautiful-eyes-eyes-tits-beer-demotivational-posters-1293762529.jpg

http://www.weakstream.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/octoberfest.gif

http://www.anecdotoff.com/images/stories/gallery/20070406/beer-holder-babe.jpg

[doughal]

Best bra evar...

[Bhaalizmo]

Hey look, it's art.


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/4bbae0d812301.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/4bbae0a5ba66b.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Ohai.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/426122_336177703093496_101904383187497_1131788_171 5225859_n.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://de.trinixy.ru/pics4/20101006/game_boy_01.gif

[AnticorRifling]

That is an awesome trifecta. Toss in a dinosaur friends poster and you can't go wrong.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://de.trinixy.ru/pics4/20101006/game_boy_01.gif

That is awesome. I feel like I should know what movie that is but I don't.

[Androidpk]

Picket Fences, Tv show from 92-96.

[AnticorRifling]

From yahoo answers:

It's a scene from Season 1, Episode 14 of Picket Fences entitled "Bad Moons Rising".

Alice Freeman (Miriam Flynn) kills her husband with a steamroller and Wambaugh uses menopause as an insanity defense. He gets her off. Alice was dating Carter. At the end of the episode he finds out she’s fooling around with her OBGYN who provided crucial testimony in her case. They leave it open ended, but she was probably faking the menopause. In an odd parallel story, Mathew is confused by wet dreams he’s having about Max. Lauren Holly in a black bra and panties with a chocolate cake in one hand, a Gameboy in the other and a Ted Williams rookie card tucked away in the crack of her as* is quite possibly the most perfect woman ever. This episode dealt with too sticky (pun intended) sexual situations that don’t get talked about much with humor and tact.

Boy: Presents?
Lauren Holly: Chocolate cake. Gameboy. And me.



Fun fact she's the director on NCIS and was in Down Periscope NOM NOM NOM.

[Androidpk]

Fun fact she's the director on NCIS and was in Down Periscope NOM NOM NOM.

Is that code word for her carpet matches her drapes?

[Bhaalizmo]

Beer goggles.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430679_331030863602079_119411861430648_896368_6245 78015_n.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

Is that code word for her carpet matches her drapes?

There is no carpet.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/img4ecb491ac45d1.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/now-that-is-why-they-call-it-busty.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-gifs-globes-of-comfort.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1325717288976.gif

[AnticorRifling]

Grey shirt won that round.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1325696105203.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/gif-asian-bounce.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tumblr_lpobiuzr3n1qhvu31o1_500.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/bounce1.gif

[AnticorRifling]

Toss up between 3 and 4 in that group.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1310198904436.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/yellow_top_bouncing_boobs.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1310578646661.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1310632199673.gif

[dszabo]

Number 2 in that middle group has a fucked up grill.

[AnticorRifling]

1 was good, 2 (yellow shirt) winner, 3 no, 4 no.

[Bhaalizmo]

4 no.

You might be ghey. Just sayin. ;)

[AnticorRifling]

I don't know she just doesn't do it for me for some reason. Would I kick her out of bed for eating crackers? Hell no, let's not be dumb.

[Androidpk]

I don't know she just doesn't do it for me for some reason. Would I kick her out of bed for eating crackers? Hell no, let's not be dumb.

Don't you know who that girl is?

[AnticorRifling]

Don't you know who that girl is?

No?

[subzero]

You might be ghey. Just sayin. ;)

MIGHT?

[Bhaalizmo]

MIGHT?

Well he's like the mod n stuff, I was being diplomatic.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1309994228245.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1306154802145.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1305308923753.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1305628751806.gif

[AnticorRifling]

Those are all good.

[SHAFT]

I have a sudden urge to hit a strip club

[Bhaalizmo]

I have a sudden urge to hit a strip club

My work here is done.

Or is it?

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bounce.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/omfg_hostess_big_tits.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/1269031338716.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tumblr_lfppz4gj3i1qd96ozo1_5001.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

By the way, Mofuggah is getting a 95% success rate on OTF raises.

Shattered population still hovering at just under 50.

Oh and I love ladies with tattoos.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/432207_10150595779524471_34612159470_9428533_20046 47231_n.jpg

[dszabo]

Who's that chick that doesn't know how to ride a bicycle?

[Bhaalizmo]

I dunno but damn... Big tits save lives.

[Bhaalizmo]

Happy Saturday!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/jana_defi_11.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/fkk9w1.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/13024380802791.gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/13017116692291.gif

[Bhaalizmo]

ECHO.

echo.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/13017116692291.gif

What sport is she playing and where do I go to watch the next game?

[Bhaalizmo]

What sport is she playing and where do I go to watch the next game?

Not sure what sport that was, but it was from a segment on G4's Attack of the Show. Her name is Candace Bailey. She replaced Olivia Munn.

Oh and back in game mode, I've updated all my breadmaking scripts to standardize the type of bread I drop. It's 100% biscuits now, no more bread and biscuits. Go make some gravy.

[dszabo]

I think most of us have been "making gravy" since you started this thread...

[AnticorRifling]

Orange booty gif is win.

[Androidpk]

Looks like she's playing Roller derby. Also looks like she has a pretty amazing ass.

[AnticorRifling]

Roller derby in tennis shoes?

[Androidpk]

Well first I saw the helmet, the pads, the bikini... then it zooms in on her ass, didn't even notice the tennis shoes.

[Blazar]

You really looked at the shoes? There is absolutely no way in fucking hell you are straight...

[AnticorRifling]

Yes, after he said it was roller derby I opened it back up to look and see if she was wearing skates.

[Androidpk]

Yes, after he said it was roller derby I opened it back up to look and see if she was wearing skates.

It's the outfit man, not the skates. Chicks don't wear skimpy outfits like that along with helmets and pads unless they're having sex with someone that is full on retarded.

[AnticorRifling]

Have you ever been to see roller derby that's not the start of a porno?

If yes you know that very few, if any, are going to look like that chick.

[Tenlaar]

You really looked at the shoes? There is absolutely no way in fucking hell you are straight...

There is a point where one of her shoes is literally between the camera and her ass. I'm a big fan of the booty myself but it shouldn't make your eyes stop working.

[Drunken Durfin]

There is a point where one of her shoes is literally between the camera and her ass. I'm a big fan of the booty myself but it shouldn't make your eyes stop working.

It is not so much a problem of the eyes not working as it is the part of the brain that goes "Oh look, shoes." is completely off-line.

[Blazar]

It is not so much a problem of the eyes not working as it is the part of the brain that goes "Oh look, shoes." is completely off-line.

See, there's no possible way this man is gay.

[Drunken Durfin]

Based on this event, I would say no.

[Bhaalizmo]

So... like, dude.

How's that anti-disarm script comin.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u80/pylod/dogface.jpg

[liquiddrool]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5236/5892389495_c3a723a1dc.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

So... like, dude.

How's that anti-disarm script comin.


I have not been disarmed in months.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5236/5892389495_c3a723a1dc.jpg

Ooo look, a present

[Bhaalizmo]

I have not been disarmed in months.

Rather lawyerly of you with the question avoidance there.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/59776353619511844825.gif

[dszabo]

That's a massive sneeze .....

[Drunken Durfin]

That's a massive sneeze .....

Hahahaha.

[Bhaalizmo]

The elusive badonkadonkadonk.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/112ae31e3410-1921.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

That's a massive sneeze .....

That explains why I kept saying bless you.

[Liagala]

It is not so much a problem of the eyes not working as it is the part of the brain that goes "Oh look, shoes." is completely off-line.
I know I'm a few days late, but this line is making me laugh far more than it should.

Also, you guys need to understand Anticor. He's as straight as they come, until someone mentions shoes. Then all of a sudden he's screaming like a 12 year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert.

[AnticorRifling]

Thanks....I think.

[Bhaalizmo]

This reminds me, I need to get back in the habit of getting tattooed.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/423002_304550609609185_100001627446262_881101_1035 767998_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Happy Friday!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/431248_10150626157829471_34612159470_9525070_17632 89905_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Moving back to Teras today. Fyi.

Sorry Ta'Illistim. Please turn off your rescue request script now.

[liquiddrool]

Coming back soon....

http://i44.tinypic.com/1z3rpmc.jpg

[dszabo]

I officially love her.

[AnticorRifling]

2x

[Androidpk]

You do know that "chick" has a penis tucked between his legs right?

[Bhaalizmo]

You do know that "chick" has a penis tucked between his legs right?

Not enough to deter me, looking like that.

Just sayin.


Coming back soon....

To Shattered? Lemme know if you need anything.

[dszabo]

Yep, I'd give shim a reach around if it'd let me.

[Bhaalizmo]

Coming back soon....

To Shattered?

[Bhaalizmo]

Can I get some whores up in here plz? I mean like in my house, but in the thread will work too. WHORES!

Speaking of which, anybody remember the Witches of Eastwick? I loved that bit when the lady was going all apeshit in the church screaming about whores, spewing cherry pits everywhere.

[Drunken Durfin]

http://static.freemoviedb.com/imgs/movie_imgs/poster/4bc91d74017a3c57fe00b82b/the_witches_of_eastwick.jpg

[Drunken Durfin]

... spewing cherry pits everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmojxkRfaUA


"tickle, tickle, tickle"

[dszabo]

If you liked The Witches of Eastwick, and like whores, check out The Witches of Breastwick.

[Bhaalizmo]

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Star-Trek-Pasties.jpg

[dszabo]

I like elves...but who the hell is Eric?

[Bhaalizmo]

I like elves...but who the hell is Eric?

I have absolutely no idea, and dude... she's clearly Vulcan. I mean, c'mon she's got Star Trek thingies on her boobies.

[Drunken Durfin]

I have absolutely no idea, and dude... she's clearly Vulcan.

She fucks like a Romulan.

[Bhaalizmo]

Wrap that rascal. You don't want the space herpes.

[AnticorRifling]

Wrap that rascal. You don't want the space herpes.

Pretty sure they're called tribbles.

[Tenlaar]

Does she have a plate of chicken parmigiana on her arm? Stupid tattoos are so...stupid.

[Bhaalizmo]

Does she have a plate of chicken parmigiana on her arm? Stupid tattoos are so...stupid.

Looks like pssketti to me.

[Tenlaar]

Looks like pssketti to me.

I thought so at first but upon closer inspection decided it was a plate of pasta with either grilled chicken or maybe even steak on it.

[liquiddrool]

To Shattered?

yep, gonna finish off a few levels in the bowels then on to teras

weed bewbz

http://i44.tinypic.com/dhebzt.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/m9pt0w.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/4kd6qd.jpg

[liquiddrool]

and cocaine tits

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lkxz4o.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Awesome. Cupcake paid us a visit tonite.

Obiwankenoobi pets the Leia.
>
Obiwankenoobi gives the Leia a kiss on the top of her head. The Leia turns to lap at his cheek with no small bit of slobber.
>
Princess Leia snorts the ground hungrily.
>
Princess Leia's tail wags slowly back and forth!

[Bhaalizmo]

yep, gonna finish off a few levels in the bowels then on to teras

Awesome. Welcome back to Shatterdz. Let me know if you need anything.


http://i44.tinypic.com/m9pt0w.jpg

This girl looks mad at having her pic taken.

Edit: Makes me wanna /roughsexorz

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/424098_10150643464129471_34612159470_9583444_12038 52050_n.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/417253_10150682696465747_7336390746_9487232_163950 6671_n.jpg

[GodSatan]

For Beezle! Thanks for everything!

http://i41.tinypic.com/vdgznd.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/1408b4.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

For Beezle! Thanks for everything!

http://i41.tinypic.com/vdgznd.jpg

This is beautiful.

[GodSatan]

Took me awhile to find something worthy of Mofugga'n awesomeness, enjoy buddy!

[Drunken Durfin]

For Beezle! Thanks for everything!

http://i41.tinypic.com/vdgznd.jpg



Puff puff nom!

[Blazar]

Seriously that picture is a wet dream come true. Now the next time I have a fat ass sack of nuggs I know what I'm doing with it.

[Androidpk]

Seriously that picture is a wet dream come true. Now the next time I have a fat ass sack of nuggs I know what I'm doing with it.

A kodak moment.

[Blazar]

A kodak moment.

You mean a ko-dank moment, right?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs3x8KVHA1r6t7j3o1_500.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0kX3VYbZHStUBuT6Q2tGrQhpWD3l42 YVw23Y-f60F_gB2bCiH_PprtJUI

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqh8tjNAnB1qfgwwmo1_500.jpg

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzjpmkanQ1qao9j4o1_500.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/big_joint.jpg

[Blazar]

http://hmj.hmjmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/420-1.jpg

http://hmj.hmjmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/1239177520046947.jpg

http://hmj.hmjmedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/happy-420-girls-smoking-pot-531.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

You mean a ko-dank moment, right?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs3x8KVHA1r6t7j3o1_500.jpg



Amazing.

[Bhaalizmo]

By the way, Mofuggah's rescue / raise service has returned to Ta'Illistim for the time being. Gentlemen, restart your rescue request scripts.

[Gibreficul]

By the way, Mofuggah's rescue / raise service has returned to Ta'Illistim for the time being. Gentlemen, restart your rescue request scripts.

Shit, I saw Mofuggah all with his advertisement spam, and was like... I have 3 lines in my deathloop script to uncomment!

Welcome back.