Matt Gaetz had sex with a minor

[Keller]

I agree with the poll that it is more surprising Gaetz had sex with a female than with a minor. He just strikes me as a little fruity. Maybe it is all the pomade he uses in his hair. I can’t tell for sure.

[Tgo01]

I agree with the poll that it is more surprising Gaetz had sex with a female than with a minor. He just strikes me as a little fruity. Maybe it is all the pomade he uses in his hair. I can’t tell for sure.

What do you think about the ex-governor who is both a sexual predator and a murderer?

[Keller]

Bump that thread and you may just find out.

[Tgo01]

Bump that thread and you may just find out.

It's not that much further down than this thread but sure.

[Keller]

Thanks. Appreciate it.

[~Rocktar~]

https://conservativebrief.com/matt-gaetz-50208/

[drauz]

https://conservativebrief.com/matt-gaetz-50208/

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Gaetz retweeted a One America News report titled "Rep. Matt Gaetz Exonerated, Fla. Developer Charged With Extortion." That story claimed, without any evidence, "Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) has been exonerated and the Department of Justice's sex trafficking investigation has been shut down as the man who made the false allegations is now behind bars."

Gaetz also tweeted a Newsmax story about the indictment of a man in an alleged scheme to extort him with the comment "EXONERATED: Alford Indicted for Extortion Plot Against Matt Gaetz. 'It certainly shows that these claims about me were never true. They were used to try to bleed my family out of tens of millions of dollars.'"

But even the friendly Newsmax report he shared contradicts this claim: "The indictment does not clear Congressman Matt Gaetz, but it most certainly adds to his credibility. He told us there was an extortion scheme at play."

https://americanindependent.com/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-extortion-republican-florida-congressman-exonerated-joel-greenberg/

[Keller]

It tickles my ego that I can check in here every month and see so many of you remember I exist enough to search out my old posts to neg rep them.

Never change you pathetic old white men!

[Tgo01]

It tickles my ego that I can check in here every month and see so many of you remember I exist enough to search out my old posts to neg rep them.

Never change you pathetic old white men!

The sexual predator is back to lecture us on how bad we are.

[Parkbandit]

The sexual predator is back to lecture us on how bad we are.

He's the victim here!

[Bhaalizmo]

Lulz

https://liberalwisconsin.blogspot.com/2022/01/all-signs-point-toward-donald-trump-and.html

All Signs Point Toward Donald Trump And Matt Gaetz Going To Prison This Year

Jordan Klepper confronted Matt Gaetz on the one-year anniversary of January 6th. In a video that has since gone viral, the Daily Show correspondent famous for highlighting the idiotic ideals of Trump supporters for the past six years went to a press conference organized by Gaetz in which he and Marjorie Taylor Greene, as they told the convicted and recently indicted felon Steve Bannon on his podcast, said they would march from the Ellipse to the U.S. Capitol, the same route the thousands-strong mob took on January 6th, 2021. Instead, Gaetz and Greene got in their cars and drove off. Before that, however, Klepper was able to corner Gaetz and ask the most brutal questions any politician in recent memory has ever received. Klepper asked: "If you're going to reenact January 6th, who's going to take a shit in the rotunda? Who's going to build the gallows?" As Gaetz, visibly irritated but not responding, continued getting into his car while guards shoved Klepper back, he asked, "Isn't this a bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to it?"

[Tgo01]

Lulz

https://liberalwisconsin.blogspot.com/2022/01/all-signs-point-toward-donald-trump-and.html

All Signs Point Toward Donald Trump And Matt Gaetz Going To Prison This Year

Jordan Klepper confronted Matt Gaetz on the one-year anniversary of January 6th. In a video that has since gone viral, the Daily Show correspondent famous for highlighting the idiotic ideals of Trump supporters for the past six years went to a press conference organized by Gaetz in which he and Marjorie Taylor Greene, as they told the convicted and recently indicted felon Steve Bannon on his podcast, said they would march from the Ellipse to the U.S. Capitol, the same route the thousands-strong mob took on January 6th, 2021. Instead, Gaetz and Greene got in their cars and drove off. Before that, however, Klepper was able to corner Gaetz and ask the most brutal questions any politician in recent memory has ever received. Klepper asked: "If you're going to reenact January 6th, who's going to take a shit in the rotunda? Who's going to build the gallows?" As Gaetz, visibly irritated but not responding, continued getting into his car while guards shoved Klepper back, he asked, "Isn't this a bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to it?"

So when Trump doesn’t go to prison this year are you finally going to admit you’ve been played for the past 5+? Is this finally going to be what it takes to pull your head out of your ass?

[Bhaalizmo]

So when Trump doesn’t go to prison this year are you finally going to admit you’ve been played for the past 5+? Is this finally going to be what it takes to pull your head out of your ass?

Nope.

It's the title of the article linked, dumbass.

[Tgo01]

Nope.

It's the title of the article linked, dumbass.

Ah okay, so you're just gonna keep being delusional. Got it.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ah okay, so you're just gonna keep being delusional. Got it.

... and we can keep expecting you to not respond to even the most basic of questions in any reasonable or logical manner, while fabricating around every bit of info you choose to fictionalize at any given moment. Got it.

[Parkbandit]

I've been hearing that President Trump or one of his kids will be arrested now for 5-6 years.

Hell, I even took some money from an idiot here on a bet about it.

Care to make a wager on it Bhaalizmo?

[Bhaalizmo]

I've been hearing that President Trump or one of his kids will be arrested now for 5-6 years.

Hell, I even took some money from an idiot here on a bet about it.

Care to make a wager on it Bhaalizmo?

Nope. Just linking a funny article, dumbass.

[Methais]

Lulz

https://liberalwisconsin.blogspot.com/2022/01/all-signs-point-toward-donald-trump-and.html

All Signs Point Toward Donald Trump And Matt Gaetz Going To Prison This Year

Jordan Klepper confronted Matt Gaetz on the one-year anniversary of January 6th. In a video that has since gone viral, the Daily Show correspondent famous for highlighting the idiotic ideals of Trump supporters for the past six years went to a press conference organized by Gaetz in which he and Marjorie Taylor Greene, as they told the convicted and recently indicted felon Steve Bannon on his podcast, said they would march from the Ellipse to the U.S. Capitol, the same route the thousands-strong mob took on January 6th, 2021. Instead, Gaetz and Greene got in their cars and drove off. Before that, however, Klepper was able to corner Gaetz and ask the most brutal questions any politician in recent memory has ever received. Klepper asked: "If you're going to reenact January 6th, who's going to take a shit in the rotunda? Who's going to build the gallows?" As Gaetz, visibly irritated but not responding, continued getting into his car while guards shoved Klepper back, he asked, "Isn't this a bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to it?"

Nice soy fueled blog, retard. :lol:

That guy sounds almost as butthurt as you are on an average day.


The author:
https://i.imgur.com/ploCeGq.png

https://i.imgur.com/KLhepQv.png


You're so desperate. I'd almost feel bad for you if you weren't such a waste of life.

[Parkbandit]

Nope. Just linking a funny article, dumbass.

It wasn't funny.

Neither are you.

[Bhaalizmo]

It wasn't funny.

Neither are you.

No one is surprised that you, tardbandit didn't find it funny. Because it's someone from your party being made fun of and that's a hardline for you.

You're on record here as being disdainful of anything that varies from the old standards from Thanksgiving dinners, to music, to movies. Your disdain of anything new even stretches so far as to claim that nobody from SNL in the past two decades has been funny at all. Meanwhile there are quite a few of them A listing. You not being able to see the humor in the jabs being thrown at Matt Gaetz while he fled is exactly what anyone who has gotten the slightest inkling of who you really are deep down would expect of you. You fear change, you fear the new, the other. So go ahead. Don't laugh at this hilarious shit. Go ahead. Because we didn't expect anything more from you.

As Gaetz, visibly irritated but not responding, continued getting into his car while guards shoved Klepper back, he asked, "Isn't this a bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to it?"

Oh and for the record, calling me not funny when all I did was post a link of something funny that someone else (not me) wrote, is about as sharp as 2 + 2 = potato. All you have is personal attacks, even when I've submitted nothing personal for you review.

[Parkbandit]

No one is surprised that you, tardbandit didn't find it funny.


Unoriginal as usual.

You miss your little bf so bad.

And he was banned because he was retarded.

And it makes me laugh.


Because it's someone from your party being made fun of and that's a hardline for you.

No. It wasn't funny because it wasn't funny.


You're on record here as being disdainful of anything that varies from the old standards from Thanksgiving dinners, to music, to movies. Your disdain of anything new even stretches so far as to claim that nobody from SNL in the past two decades has been funny at all. Meanwhile there are quite a few of them A listing. You not being able to see the humor in the jabs being thrown at Matt Gaetz while he fled is exactly what anyone who has gotten the slightest inkling of who you really are deep down would expect of you. You fear change, you fear the new, the other. So go ahead. Don't laugh at this hilarious shit. Go ahead. Because we didn't expect anything more from you.

As Gaetz, visibly irritated but not responding, continued getting into his car while guards shoved Klepper back, he asked, "Isn't this a bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to it?"

I don't find someone being harassed by either party as "funny"... but then again.. I also don't objectify women for 11+ years or get so upset about a President for 5+ years either.... so there's that....


Oh and for the record, calling me not funny when all I did was post a link of something funny that someone else (not me) wrote, is about as sharp as 2 + 2 = potato. All you have is personal attacks, even when I've submitted nothing personal for you review.

You claimed it was funny.

I corrected the record. It was not funny.

And you have never been funny.

Just pathetic, creepy and retarded.

[Flap]

As Gaetz, visibly irritated but not responding, continued getting into his car while guards shoved Klepper back, he asked, "Isn't this a bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to it?"

Damn, gottem lol

[Bhaalizmo]

Damn, gottem lol

https://media.giphy.com/media/AR0MThYLSnmGQ/giphy.gif

[~Rocktar~]

Damn, gottem lol


https://media.giphy.com/media/AR0MThYLSnmGQ/giphy.gif

87s all the way.

[Flap]

87s all the way.

The lady doth protest too much!

[Parkbandit]

The lady doth protest too much!

Is the beta cuck bi-sexual loser really going there?

Fucking awesome.

[Flap]

Is the beta cuck bi-sexual loser really going there?

Fucking awesome.

You're the most boring person I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Jesus christ, what a loser!

[Parkbandit]

You're the most boring person I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Jesus christ, what a loser!

You're NOU game needs as much work as your bf Bhaalizmo's.

Just put me on ignore, beta cuck. It's far easier than trying your hardest to make a good comeback.

[Bhaalizmo]

You're NOU game needs as much work as your bf Bhaalizmo's.

Just put me on ignore, beta cuck. It's far easier than trying your hardest to make a good comeback.

You ' re is an abbreviation for you are, which makes what you said above even dumber than your already exceedingly low brow blather. You are stupid incarnate, and we all marvel at your occasional moments of coherence.

[Parkbandit]

You ' re is an abbreviation for you are, which makes what you said above even dumber than your already exceedingly low brow blather. You are stupid incarnate, and we all marvel at your occasional moments of coherence.

"NOU!" -Bhaalizmo since 2003

[Bhaalizmo]

NOU!

I accept your concession.

[Methais]

I accept your concession.

Bhaalizmo really misses his friend.

https://i.imgur.com/Zh5tZwv.png

[ClydeR]

BREAKING: DOJ formally decides not to charge Congressman Matt Gaetz in sex-trafficking probe.

His family must be so proud! That's the kind of headline you cut out and put in the family scrapbook.

[Seran]

His family must be so proud! That's the kind of headline you cut out and put in the family scrapbook.

Still had sex with a few minors though. Par for the course for the GOP I guess.

[Neveragain]

Still had sex with a few minors though. Par for the course for the GOP I guess.

Eventually Seran will have ran out of "it's finally happening's" that he will be waiting on it to finally happen to the local Republican dog catcher.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Still had sex with a few minors though. Par for the course for the GOP I guess.

But that's illegal right, he'd obviously be charged by the DOJ were that the case. So... once again, you are wrong.

[Methais]

It's a CNN headline. The real headline should be "DOJ finds no evidence to charge Matt Gaetz with a crime."

Nice try though, Clyder. You almost had a point! I'm sure the usual dumbass suspects of Seran and Bhaalizmo will be along shortly to perform anilingus on you for being such a useful idiot.


Still had sex with a few minors though. Par for the course for the GOP I guess.


https://i.imgur.com/iOI4mp0.gif



EDIT: In Bhaalizmo's defense, he usually waits for someone else to chime in and then he shows up and is like "Yeah!" like a cheesy 80s heel manager.

[Seran]

But that's illegal right, he'd obviously be charged by the DOJ were that the case. So... once again, you are wrong.

Actually you're wrong numbnuts, coercion of a minor and molestation are state jurisdiction crimes. The Feds only had jurisdiction over the federal statute of trafficking. Nice try.

[Methais]

Actually you're wrong numbnuts, coercion of a minor and molestation are state jurisdiction crimes. The Feds only had jurisdiction over the federal statute of trafficking. Nice try.

I guess we should expect state level charges any minute then, right?

[Parkbandit]

Seran gets played again by his own Party... still insists the charges are real.

God damn, your retardation before 9am is fun to wake up to.

Thank you.

[Methais]

Seran gets played again by his own Party... still insists the charges are real.

God damn, your retardation before 9am is fun to wake up to.

Thank you.

I bet Seran still buys into the Trump/Russia piss hookers story too.

Hey Seran, what's your take on the Trump/Russia piss hookers story? Real or fake?



Unrelated: Remember when time4fun said Trump would resign during his first week in office or some shit? Good times.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Actually you're wrong numbnuts, coercion of a minor and molestation are state jurisdiction crimes. The Feds only had jurisdiction over the federal statute of trafficking. Nice try.

But that's illegal right, he'd obviously be charged by the state were that the case. So... once again, you are wrong.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Anyone else find it sad and pathetic Seran has done so much research into illegal sex acts with a minor?

[Methais]

Anyone else find it sad and pathetic Seran has done so much research into illegal sex acts with a minor?

100% chance his search history carries a mandatory minimum sentence.

[Parkbandit]

Anyone else find it sad and pathetic Seran has done so much research into illegal sex acts with a minor?

Gotta know your rights!

[Seran]

But that's illegal right, he'd obviously be charged by the state were that the case. So... once again, you are wrong.

It's pretty disgusting you're defending a man whose preying on minors.

[Parkbandit]

It's pretty disgusting you're defending a man whose preying on minors.

It was literally found that there was no evidence.... and you are still pushing it as the gospel according to your Lord and Savior, the Democrat Party.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It's pretty disgusting you're defending a man whose preying on minors.

You might think I'm defending him, but I'm not. I'm saying if he's done these crimes as you've alleged, wouldn't there be charges? And when I see there are not, it's clear to me our justice system does not align with your extremely skewed ultra left opinion. That's a good thing.

[Methais]

It's pretty disgusting you're defending a man whose preying on minors.

When should we expect him to face charges on the state level?

[Seran]

You might think I'm defending him, but I'm not. I'm saying if he's done these crimes as you've alleged, wouldn't there be charges? And when I see there are not, it's clear to me our justice system does not align with your extremely skewed ultra left opinion. That's a good thing.

It's good that you both understand that our judicial system is unbiased, though you seem to have a lack of understanding of jurisdiction, prosecutorial discretion and a tendency to rush to assumptions which support your political bias. Go figure.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It's good that you both understand that our judicial system is unbiased, though you seem to have a lack of understanding of jurisdiction, prosecutorial discretion and a tendency to rush to assumptions which support your political bias. Go figure.

So where are those damning state charges again, child sex expert Seran?

[Luntz]

Where's the "you're a faggot" option in this poll

[Parkbandit]

Where's the "you're a faggot" option in this poll

Everyone knows that about the OP.

[Parkbandit]

It's good that you both understand that our judicial system is unbiased, though you seem to have a lack of understanding of jurisdiction, prosecutorial discretion and a tendency to rush to assumptions which support your political bias. Go figure.

So, even though there are zero charges.. been investigated and the DOJ said no charges.. the House was under Democrat control for the past 2 years and they didn't bring ethics charges...

You still maintain the original story.. because you are just that fucking retarded.

I'm shocked.

Really.

[Parkbandit]

So where are those damning state charges again, child sex expert Seran?

He prefers you address him by his rightful title: Seran, the child Sexpert and Reigning Retard Champion.

[Methais]

He prefers you address him by his rightful title: Seran, the child Sexpert and Reigning Retard Champion.

Hey Seran, the child Sexpert and Reigning Retard Champion, when should we expect charges to be filed against Gaetz on the state level for these crimes you're so convinced he's committed?

It's ok to just say you can't answer because your TV hasn't told you what to say yet. Everyone already knows that's the case anyway.

[Shaps]

Seran just wants strangers talking to 8 year old's about gangbangs to be legal... not actually touching them! Get it straight.

[Parkbandit]

Seran just wants strangers talking to 8 year old's about gangbangs to be legal... not actually touching them! Get it straight.

Notice how he was outraged and upset when Florida passed the law that said teachers couldn't talk about sex to their elementary school children anymore?

A pattern is emerging.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Notice how he was outraged and upset when Florida passed the law that said teachers couldn't talk about sex to their elementary school children anymore?

A pattern is emerging.

And he's certainly an expert in child sex laws, like he is about literally everything that passes through the leftist media.

[Parkbandit]

And he's certainly an expert in child sex laws, like he is about literally everything that passes through the leftist media.

He is probably just trying to stay ahead of the law.

"He was 9! HE WASN'T IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BECAUSE HE WAS SICK THAT DAY!"