Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[cwolff]

Here's an example of taking the high road. It's a futile example. There's no high road on the right.

The US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit announced Saturday that Chief Judge Merrick Garland recused himself from handling ethics complaints filed against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, according to Buzzfeed.
Buzzfeed reports that the statement does not give an explanation for why Garland decided to recuse himself nor does it contain an update for the status of the Kavanaugh ethics complaints. Garland’s nomination for the Supreme Court in 2016 failed after Republicans refused to act on any Obama nominee.

[Tgo01]

Here's an example of taking the high road. It's a futile example. There's no high road on the right.

What high road is there here? Even the article you link suggests there is no reason why Garland would recuse himself.

You're such an easily fooled nitwit, no wonder you flock to the far left.

[Parkbandit]

There are no olive branches. We are in a cultural cold war. A minority of the nation is winning the war at the moment and they're doing it with a scorched earth strategy.

No one can make Kavanaugh recuse. It's an honor system thing. He did go on national TV blaming the democrats, left wing organizations and a plan to get revenge for the Clinton's. He also said that what goes around comes around. He should recuse from any case where this testimony can be called up and used to question his judgement. He won't though.

If we're being honest the President would have withdrawn him and gotten someone less problematic. There's 330 million people for whom trump is president. He should try to be a leader for all of us. That's not going to happen. Instead of taking the high road he and his people dismiss her testimony and some, like the guys we have here, go as far as to say she's a liar.

There will be no olive branches. Just consolidation of power until we don't even recognize what America used to stand for.

You called Kavanaugh a rapist, with ZERO evidence and ZERO witnesses.

You couldn't be more wrong about everything.. even if you tried.

[Androidpk]

You called Kavanaugh a rapist, with ZERO evidence and ZERO witnesses.

You couldn't be more wrong about everything.. even if you tried.

Irony

[Astray]

Irony

[Tgo01]

Irony

It's time for everyone's favorite Game Show: Androidpk the Victim!

How will Androidpk claim to be the victim today?

[rolfard]

You called Kavanaugh a rapist, with ZERO evidence and ZERO witnesses.

You couldn't be more wrong about everything.. even if you tried.

The person making the accusation is technically a witness

[Methais]

It's time for everyone's favorite Game Show: Androidpk the Victim!

How will Androidpk claim to be the victim today?

He woke up this morning with a sore back because time4fun's vagina couch is too squishy.

[Tgo01]

He woke up this morning with a sore back because time4fun's vagina couch is too squishy.

[Parkbandit]

The person making the accusation is technically a witness

Fantastic witness then.

She named 4 people. All 4 people said they don't recall it.

She didn't know the place, time, date, any real details at all.. just that she was 100% sure it was Kavanaugh.

Next witness please... this one is useless.