Help Lartonsom
two of my neuroses are battling, help me out fam.
on the one hand, it turns out i can open a bottle pretty easily with my keys, and i'm cheap, so i don't want to buy a bottle opener.
on the other hand, my keys are almost certainly unclean, and i'm very big on hygiene, so i don't want them touching a drinking vessel.
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I thought most wine coolers were twist tops.
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HahahahahahahaOriginally Posted by Gelston
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The spelling of your name on this post gives one the impression that the keys are getting it done.
Clearly the answer is to boil your keys for three minutes before using them to open the bottle.
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I chose the @$#$ is wrong with you option. Because who gives a shit as long as you can open the good damn bottle!
Side note: I hope it's a decent beer and not some shitty Poland spring or Mexican coke.
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