Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

The amount of mental gymnastics required to call me a terrible person for caring about people is pretty impressive. I've been consistent in my core values despite who has been president unlike some people I know. After so many years I'm surprised you haven't realized that by now. Then again, I'm not surprised that you still to this day argue with a persona that you have created in your head that epitomizes everything you think you hate.

Mexico is our closest ally and neighbor. The land we have settled has been shared by people for thousands of years. We are better together rather than building a wall. No one should have to flee harm but if they do they should be allowed free movement and offered aid to help themselves get to a better place. America is the richest country in the world. We have more than enough resources to cover it. America and the allies defeated Hitler and the Nazis. America abolished slavery and has always been at the front line in the battle of people's rights. It is a force of good for all people in the world. It is shameful that we are treating the poorest, weakest, most trodden upon people in this world like animals and not opening our doors to help them help themselves.

Backlash performing mental gymnastics:

[Parkbandit]

Ok, I answered one of your questions. I don't owe you jack shit so you're welcome for it. Answer my question now.

[Back]

You didn't actually answer shit. You just gave some super vague meaningless response like you always do, and every time you're asked for specifics, your go to response is "I don't owe you shit waaah waaah!" because you know that answering honestly would make you look like a giant hypocritical douche.

Nobody said you owed anyone shit. Stop being a fucking dumbass.



i DoN't OwE yOu JaCk ShIt BrAaAaAh!!!!!

But to answer your question anyway, because I'm not a massive dickhole, hundreds, the majority being people I went to public school with growing up.

What the fuck does public school have to do with any of this though?

Now that we're even on who "owes" who what for questions, please give me your advice on what I should do if a family of illegals comes knocking on my door by telling me if you would let them move in with your or not.

I just want to help, but having advice from a master of helping people such as yourself would help a lot.

Don't you want to help people help others?

I did answer but you want to change the question. How do we know they are illegal? Where did they come from? How many are in the family? What are the circumstances that brought them to my doorstep? If you want to play the hypothetical game we have to get into detail.

Why don't you quit being a passive aggressive dipshit and just ask me what you really want to know?

[Parkbandit]

All of them.

I'd help them best I could as I expect you or anyone would.

Be specific though.. what have you done to help a family of illegal aliens?

In before:

[Parkbandit]

I did answer but you want to change the question. How do we know they are illegal? Where did they come from? How many are in the family? What are the circumstances that brought them to my doorstep? If you want to play the hypothetical game we have to get into detail.

Why don't you quit being a passive aggressive dipshit and just ask me what you really want to know?

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[Methais]

I did answer but you want to change the question. How do we know they are illegal? Where did they come from? How many are in the family? What are the circumstances that brought them to my doorstep? If you want to play the hypothetical game we have to get into detail.

Why don't you quit being a passive aggressive dipshit and just ask me what you really want to know?

I literally just did. But I'll try again, this time with crayons.

Pretend this happens at your house:

You hear a knock on your door.

You answer the door and see a family of what appears to be Mexicans standing there.

The one who speaks English says to you, "Hello sir. We come from Mexico (or Honduras or some other place south of Mexico). We did not cross the border legally, but we need a place to stay. Will you please help us by letting us move in with you and live here?"

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What's your response to them Back?

[Parkbandit]

I literally just did. But I'll try again, this time with crayons.

Pretend this happens at your house:

You hear a knock on your door.

You answer the door and see a family of what appears to be Mexicans standing there.

The one who speaks English says to you, "Hello sir. We come from Mexico (or Honduras or some other place south of Mexico). We did not cross the border legally, but we need a place to stay. Will you please help us by letting us move in with you and live here?"

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What's your response to them Back?

Like all liberals, he is far more apt to virtue signal with "We need a country without borders!! SUPPORT ALL IMMIGRATION TODAY!" as their signature line on an unofficial 30 year old, text based roleplaying game forum.

[Back]

I literally just did. But I'll try again, this time with crayons.

Pretend this happens at your house:

You hear a knock on your door.

You answer the door and see a family of what appears to be Mexicans standing there.

The one who speaks English says to you, "Hello sir. We come from Mexico (or Honduras or some other place south of Mexico). We did not cross the border legally, but we need a place to stay. Will you please help us by letting us move in with you and live here?"

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What's your response to them Back?

Come on in.

I get what you are trying to ague here and I stand by everything I've said. We are America. We help people who help themselves, not throw them in cages for fleeing oppression. We lead the world in wealth and human rights. We defeated the Nazis and ended slavery. We lead the world and we do that by bringing people up not holding them down.

[Parkbandit]

Come on in.

I get what you are trying to ague here and I stand by everything I've said. We are America. We help people who help themselves, not throw them in cages for fleeing oppression. We lead the world in wealth and human rights. We defeated the Nazis and ended slavery. We lead the world and we do that by bringing people up not holding them down.

Ok. How about non-hypothetical situations and let's talk reality.

What have you specifically done in order to help people that are here illegally?

And yes, I realize this is the Internet and you can basically come up with some bullshit... but I'm expecting more of this: