Dude, it's fucking pixels. And you sure as hell make it seem consequential. Relax. Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax. Also, relax. Please.
Nowhere in the confines of my laptop screen is there an actual human being.
That I'll tell the authorities about.