Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[~Rocktar~]

lol love this argument.

who gives a shit why Biden didn't release them? maybe he's in them? maybe he's protecting other people who are in them? who cares? why hasn't trump released them after he said he would?

lol cope harder you pedo defending bitch

That said, who cares, we do because all you moronic hypocrites are suddenly up in arms about it. I have said many time, I want to see them come out so I can feast on the tears of the Left because I can bet that no matter how many on the right might be implicated, somewhere between 3 and 10 times that many on the left will be named.

I love how you have no argument, just insults. Way to continue your absolutely solid reputation of being a piece of shit.

And before you cry about me insulting too, I presented my argument first you hydrocephalic poster child for post partum abortion.

[joeyb]

That said, who cares, we do because all you moronic hypocrites are suddenly up in arms about it. I have said many time, I want to see them come out so I can feast on the tears of the Left because I can bet that no matter how many on the right might be implicated, somewhere between 3 and 10 times that many on the left will be named.

I love how you have no argument, just insults. Way to continue your absolutely solid reputation of being a piece of shit.

And before you cry about me insulting too, I presented my argument first you hydrocephalic poster child for post partum abortion.

hey did trump run on releasing the Epstein files?

hey did pam bondi say she had the Epstein client list on her desk?

hey what is trump saying now about the Epstine files?

lol you fucking pedo supporting unprincipled piece of shit.

[Parkbandit]

lol love this argument.

who gives a shit why Biden didn't release them? maybe he's in them? maybe he's protecting other people who are in them? who cares? why hasn't trump released them after he said he would?

lol cope harder you pedo defending bitch

I would say use your brain.. but that would be mean, given you clearly don't have a useful one.

If Biden had Trump in the Epstein files.. he most certainly would have used it. Well not him persay.. since he was doing nothing but sitting in a chair shitting his pants all day for 4 years... so whoever was in real control would have.

[Parkbandit]

lol you fucking pedo supporting unprincipled piece of shit.

I don't believe he ever supported you..

One thing is for sure though.. at least you don't speed in school zones.

[joeyb]

I would say use your brain.. but that would be mean, given you clearly don't have a useful one.

If Biden had Trump in the Epstein files.. he most certainly would have used it. Well not him persay.. since he was doing nothing but sitting in a chair shitting his pants all day for 4 years... so whoever was in real control would have.

parkbandit why hasn't trump released the Epstein files?

[Parkbandit]

parkbandit why hasn't trump released the Epstein files?

No idea.

Why were you not concerned about the Epstein files from 2019 to 2025 and suddenly.. and I'm sure pure coincidentally.. right when the Democrats thought this could hurt Trump somehow.. you are suddenly for the Epstein Files to be released?

Just a coincidence.

See.. this is what happens when you have no actual principles and just do whatever the Democrats tell you to be outraged about. A useful wooden puppet, but not quite as smart.

I'm all for the full disclosure (minus the private information of the victims) of the entire Epstein files.

[Parkbandit]

parkbandit why hasn't trump released the Epstein files?

I don't want to be one of those people... so I just asked ChatGPT:


Here are some of the judges who have denied requests to unseal or release various Epstein-related files (“Epstein files”), including grand jury materials, transcripts, etc., along with what they ruled. If you want, I can also pull together who has ordered release in other cases.


Judges who have blocked or denied release
Judge Jurisdiction / Case What was denied & why
Robin L. Rosenberg (U.S. District Court, Florida) Denied DOJ request to unseal grand jury transcripts from Epstein investigations in Florida (2005, 2007). She cited legal guidelines on grand jury secrecy in the 11th Circuit; said that the exceptions required to break secrecy were not met.
Paul A. Engelmayer (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York) Denied release of grand jury transcripts that led to the charges against Ghislaine Maxwell. He ruled that the transcripts would not provide meaningful new information beyond what is already public. He emphasized that federal law rarely permits disclosure of such grand jury materials.
Richard Berman (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York) Denied requests to unseal grand jury transcripts in the Epstein 2019 sex trafficking case. Among his reasons: the material contained hearsay; the proposed disclosures were minimal (70 pages, one FBI agent witness, etc.); didn’t meet the “special circumstances” required under the law; potential risk to victim privacy. He also described the DOJ’s motion as something of a “diversion” from the larger trove of materials already in government hands.
If you like, I can also list what documents have been unsealed so far, or which judges allowed certain Epstein files to become public. Do you want that too?


You said:
in each of those judge's case, what President nominated them?
ChatGPT said:
Here’s the background on the three judges I mentioned, including which President nominated them:


1. Judge Robin L. Rosenberg (U.S. District Court, Southern District of Florida)
Nominated by: President Barack Obama in 2014.


Confirmed by the Senate on July 22, 2014.


2. Judge Paul A. Engelmayer (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York)
Nominated by: President Barack Obama in 2011.


Confirmed by the Senate on July 26, 2011.


3. Judge Richard M. Berman (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York)
Nominated by: President Bill Clinton in 1998.


Confirmed by the Senate on May 21, 1998.

[joeyb]

No idea.

Why were you not concerned about the Epstein files from 2019 to 2025 and suddenly.. and I'm sure pure coincidentally.. right when the Democrats thought this could hurt Trump somehow.. you are suddenly for the Epstein Files to be released?

Just a coincidence.

See.. this is what happens when you have no actual principles and just do whatever the Democrats tell you to be outraged about. A useful wooden puppet, but not quite as smart.

I'm all for the full disclosure (minus the private information of the victims) of the entire Epstein files.

lol i love how you just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.

who ran on a platform of releasing the Epstein files parkbandit?

was no one on the right for the release of the Epstein files before Trump recently started to be against it?

why hasn't Trump release them? why is he backpeddling after he said he would?

you fucking goober

[joeyb]

I don't want to be one of those people... so I just asked ChatGPT:


Here are some of the judges who have denied requests to unseal or release various Epstein-related files (“Epstein files”), including grand jury materials, transcripts, etc., along with what they ruled. If you want, I can also pull together who has ordered release in other cases.


Judges who have blocked or denied release
Judge Jurisdiction / Case What was denied & why
Robin L. Rosenberg (U.S. District Court, Florida) Denied DOJ request to unseal grand jury transcripts from Epstein investigations in Florida (2005, 2007). She cited legal guidelines on grand jury secrecy in the 11th Circuit; said that the exceptions required to break secrecy were not met.
Paul A. Engelmayer (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York) Denied release of grand jury transcripts that led to the charges against Ghislaine Maxwell. He ruled that the transcripts would not provide meaningful new information beyond what is already public. He emphasized that federal law rarely permits disclosure of such grand jury materials.
Richard Berman (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York) Denied requests to unseal grand jury transcripts in the Epstein 2019 sex trafficking case. Among his reasons: the material contained hearsay; the proposed disclosures were minimal (70 pages, one FBI agent witness, etc.); didn’t meet the “special circumstances” required under the law; potential risk to victim privacy. He also described the DOJ’s motion as something of a “diversion” from the larger trove of materials already in government hands.
If you like, I can also list what documents have been unsealed so far, or which judges allowed certain Epstein files to become public. Do you want that too?


You said:
in each of those judge's case, what President nominated them?
ChatGPT said:
Here’s the background on the three judges I mentioned, including which President nominated them:


1. Judge Robin L. Rosenberg (U.S. District Court, Southern District of Florida)
Nominated by: President Barack Obama in 2014.


Confirmed by the Senate on July 22, 2014.


2. Judge Paul A. Engelmayer (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York)
Nominated by: President Barack Obama in 2011.


Confirmed by the Senate on July 26, 2011.


3. Judge Richard M. Berman (U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York)
Nominated by: President Bill Clinton in 1998.


Confirmed by the Senate on May 21, 1998.

your retarded boy rocktar tried to make the same argument in another thread. go find the posts and how I show he's stupid and therefore you are stupid

[Parkbandit]

lol i love how you just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.

Like everything else you've ever tried.. you've failed.

You asked who the judges are. I told you.

Sorry your sensitive brain cell (singular) didn't like the answer.

who ran on a platform of releasing the Epstein files parkbandit?

Trump

was no one on the right for the release of the Epstein files before Trump recently started to be against it?

Everyone on the right on this forum has said the same thing since 2019: Release the files. Unlike you, I don't walk lock step with someone just because I voted for them. There are many issues I disagree with Trump on.. this is one of them.

Why weren't you for the release until July 2025 though?

You unprincipled retard.

why hasn't Trump release them? why is he backpeddling after he said he would?

I have no idea given that I don't have the information. He might be using them for leverage to get tariffs passed by countries like Israel and the EU.

He could be protecting someone he doesn't want this to destroy.

Why didn't Biden?

We don't know and to say you do is mere speculation.

you fucking goober

You fucking retard.