This Is How You Lose the Tariff War

[Gelston]

Keep hoping for that loser. Our economy is strong and inflation has been tamed.

If Apple can make a $600B investment into American manufacturing, I’m sure someone here can make those butt plugs you get from China.

We need as many as possible to throw into WNBA courts.

[Back]

We need as many as possible to throw into WNBA courts.

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

[Parkbandit]

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

YEA! Those players can afford their own! If you are just going to throw your used buttplugs away, send them to Backlash where he can appreciate them more!

[Back]

YEA! Those players can afford their own! If you are just going to throw your used buttplugs away, send them to Backlash where he can appreciate them more!

You should try one. It might lose you up and put you in a better mood.

[~Rocktar~]

You should try one. It might lose you up and put you in a better mood.

I would make a joke about the voice of experience but we all know that Back is very uptight and high strung due to his overwhelming TDS.

[Parkbandit]

You should try one. It might lose you up and put you in a better mood.

lose you up?

Bro, no thanks.

But I'm glad you are in a perpetual good mood from yours.

[Methais]

You should try one. It might lose you up and put you in a better mood.

Do you know this from experience or something?

[Tgo01]

Canada’s economy is apparently going to shit with Canada losing tens of thousands of jobs last month. The reason cited is US tariffs, which is weird because I thought tariffs only hurt the US.

[Suppressed Poet]

Canada’s economy is apparently going to shit with Canada losing tens of thousands of jobs last month. The reason cited is US tariffs, which is weird because I thought tariffs only hurt the US.

The truth is Canada is a frozen wasteland full of conquered wildlings beyond the wall.

We fought and won our independence in a war against the British Empire. Canada sucked British dick so hard and for so long, they eventually were given independence in 1982 for being good little cocksuckers. They owe their entire economy and existence (defense) to the United States. For some reason they failed to recognize this truth, so it was long past due the United States spanked Canada’s ass as a reminder that we are daddy. They should be begging for a deal, and we should absolutely give them a worse one than Mexico.

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I came across this story about a week ago. Due to favorable conditions for forest fires, Canada has banned people from entering the woods. No fishing, no hiking, no camping, not even a nice short walk or you can be fined $25k. Can you imagine our government doing that and the reaction from Americans? Even those pussy tree hugging fags in California would say no to this, but in Canada they are so used to dropping to their knees…

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-...cism-1.7604618

[Back]

Damn dude. What did Canada do to you?

Is there any country you don't hate?