Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

You're a really rude and angry person you know that?

No, just wearing a patch that says ice is not enough. You can go buy that or make one. I think the assassination of Democratic leaders in Minnesota should be enough of an example of why law enforcement should be showing their faces. We can't just obey any masked person wearing a patch that says ice. That's fucking crazy.

If you can show me any ICE agents sporting a Walter White mask, please do.

[Methais]

There's a whole lot more to it than just that sentence. There is an entire body of evidence that supports a conspiracy to obstruct a government proceeding.

But it's funny how on one hand you say Democrats use code words for violence then turn around and defend Trump by saying he is not.

Still waiting for you to quote what Trump said that "incited an insurrection."

Why do you keep avoiding that question?

[Tgo01]

No, just wearing a patch that says ice is not enough. You can go buy that or make one.

By that logic anyone can just "go buy or make" anything a police officer wears, so what even is your point anymore?

[Gelston]

No, just wearing a patch that says ice is not enough. You can go buy that or make one.

You can go buy or make badges. They only cost about $100 to make a brand new one.

Ask me how I know.

On top of all that, do YOU know what an ICE badge looks like? Do you know what credentials look like? Probably not.

And bring up the assassinations by the guy dressed as a cop. Guess what else he had that makes all the rest of that matter less? A fucking gun.

[Tgo01]

You can go buy or make badges. They only cost about $100 to make a brand new one.

Ask me how I know.

How do you know? You been impersonating ICE agents and arresting brown people?

[Gelston]

How do you know? You been impersonating ICE agents and arresting brown people?

No, my department only issues one badge and I wanted more so I don't have to transfer it from my vest all the time.

[Suppressed Poet]

You can go buy or make badges. They only cost about $100 to make a brand new one.

Ask me how I know.

On top of all that, do YOU know what an ICE badge looks like? Do you know what credentials look like? Probably not.

And bring up the assassinations by the guy dressed as a cop. Guess what else he had that makes all the rest of that matter less? A fucking gun.

[Parkbandit]

I gave you 3 specific instances where Democrats were advocating violence.

Oh, and now we have a Democrat LA suburb Vice Mayor, literally calling for the gang bangers and street gangs to "protect their turf" against ICE.

Democrats are the Party on the wrong side of history... every.single.time.

[ClydeR]

This is so funny that I had to interrupt my summer break to post..

June 24 (Reuters) - U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Tuesday that the Department of Health and Human Services plans to launch an advertising campaign to encourage Americans to adopt wearable devices, such as those that measure heart rate or blood glucose levels.

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This is sure to be a big hit with the Trump constituency who believe vaccines are a plot by Bill Gates to control them with microchips. To make life more entertaining, I hereby implore Obama and Fauci to make a joint public announcement enthusiastically supporting this initiative.

[Parkbandit]

This is so funny that I had to interrupt my summer break to post..

This is sure to be a big hit with the Trump constituency who believe vaccines are a plot by Bill Gates to control them with microchips. To make life more entertaining, I hereby implore Obama and Fauci to make a joint public announcement enthusiastically supporting this initiative.

Summer break from what... 3rd grade?