DeSantis Vows to Rename Fort Liberty to Fort Bragg

[Methais]

You heard wrong. He only did it 3 times instead of his customary 4 times though.

Yes but he wasn't wearing pants that day, so he still managed to not shit his pants.

He thought his mommy was going to be so proud until she realized that he tubgirled 3/4 of the room.

But in ClydeR's mind, he made progress.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hegseth went to Princeton and Harvard.

You didn't even graduate high school.

You aren't even on the same intellectual scale as Hegseth.

Fucking retard.

Does honorary Hogwarts degrees count?

[ClydeR]

Hegseth went to Princeton and Harvard.

That makes him smart enough to copy my ideas.

[Methais]

That makes him smart enough to copy my ideas.

You're that retard who shits his pants that everyone in class made fun of for being a retard who shits his pants, and then when you went crying to your mommy she was like, "They're just jealous of what a good boy you are!"

And you believed her.

[Suppressed Poet]

That makes him smart enough to copy my ideas.

ClydeR is not going to just let the retard belt go to Back without a fight. I love it.

[Methais]

ClydeR is not going to just let the retard belt go to Back without a fight. I love it.

They're both making Seran look like Stephen Hawking by comparison.

[~Rocktar~]

Hegseth went to Princeton and Harvard.

You didn't even graduate high school.

You aren't even on the same intellectual scale as Hegseth.

Fucking retard.

Let's be clear, he isn't on the same scale as a Golden Retriever.

[Parkbandit]

They're both making Seran look like Stephen Hawking by comparison.

sErAn's reaction to the election was probably the worst thing that happened to me in 2024.

I feel like I was cheated.

BUT LOOK! WE NOW HAVE BACKLASH AGAIN AND EVERYTHING IS LOOKING UP!

[ClydeR]

The base, which is in Georgia, will again be called Fort Benning.

The base’s name was changed in 2023 as part of a wider bipartisan effort to eliminate military honors bestowed on Confederate officers who rebelled against the Union during the Civil War. Mr. Hegseth views those changes as part of a “woke” culture and wants to return the bases back to their old names.

Current law does not let him do that — the military is no longer allowed to name bases after Confederate generals — so Mr. Hegseth has found other military troops with the same last names.

Last month, he announced that Fort Liberty in North Carolina would return to the name Fort Bragg, but in honor of an enlisted Army soldier named Roland L. Bragg, who fought in World War II, and not the Confederate general Braxton Bragg.

On Monday, it was Fort Moore’s turn.

“I direct the U.S. Army to change the name of Fort Moore, Georgia, to Fort Benning, Georgia, in honor of Corporal (CPL) Fred G. Benning, who served with extraordinary heroism during World War I with the United States Army, and in recognition of the installation’s storied history of service to the United States of America,” Mr. Hegseth said in a statement.

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I'll just remind everybody that Hegseth is copying my idea.

[Parkbandit]

I'll just remind everybody that Hegseth is copying my idea.

You haven't had an actual idea that you came up with in your life.