Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

The nazi is conducting mental gymnastics! You’re a gold medalist!

It’ll all be over with soon, douchebag.

[Methais]

Was Musk an actor before he became Co-President? I ran across this clip from a 2013 movie. That's Musk, right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIKj2hO16U

That's not Elon Musk.

This is Elon Musk:

[Parkbandit]

Was Musk an actor before he became Co-President? I ran across this clip from a 2013 movie. That's Musk, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIKj2hO16U

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1538403/

Stop being a retard.

At no other time in human history is there so much information at your fingertips.

Use it.

[Parkbandit]

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[ClydeR]

That's not Elon Musk.

That was Kili he was beating up.

[Suppressed Poet]

It’s entirely possible selzer is wrong but she has a solid record.

I do think Harris outperforms Biden in the popular vote and she wins the presidency. I’ve put serious money on it and it’s going to be glorious.

I’ll check back with you scumbags in a few days. Stock up on tissues, tums and cheap booze. You’ll need it all to get through the week.

Hey Shaft I got my tums, tissues, and cheap booze. How ya been?

[Methais]

Hey Shaft I got my tums, tissues, and cheap booze. How ya been?

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[~Rocktar~]

[Tgo01]

Allan Lichtman, the so called "nostradamus" of election predictions because he supposedly has called every US presidential race for the last 10 elections or some shit (but this is totally false because when he's wrong he just makes up some excuse for why he was really correct, like when he said Al Gore would win, to this day he just calls that a stolen election so he was really right), of course called this race for Kamala Harris and he said it wasn't even going to be close.

Trump won by so much, including the popular vote, that he can't even make up an excuse for why he was actually right so now he is taking time to reflect on why he was wrong and how he has to improve his model going forward.

Oh yeah, and his "model" is basically just his opinions on shit, no polls or anything like that.

Well it took a couple of weeks for this crackpot to come up with a reason for why he was actually right in his prediction. Apparently his model relies on a "rational, pragmatic electorate" in order to be accurate. In other words he was right, the voters got it wrong.

And it's Democrats like this who wonder why they lost.

[Neveragain]

It’s entirely possible selzer is wrong but she has a solid record.

I do think Harris outperforms Biden in the popular vote and she wins the presidency. I’ve put serious money on it and it’s going to be glorious.

I’ll check back with you scumbags in a few days. Stock up on tissues, tums and cheap booze. You’ll need it all to get through the week.

So, you thought Iowa swung 15 points for absolutely no reason at all?

I was predicting Trump +15, I was off by 2 points.