You being a colossally low IQ loser who has made several posts about his dreams of being in gay porn and now sucks dick for a living is too hilarious to make me mad no matter how much you wish you could. You would also have to have at least some sort of relevance to anyone at all, which you don't, and random dudes' boners don't count.
Speaking of mad, remember when you raged out after you realized you were too fucking stupid to keep up with what you were being asked about unrealized capital gains, again, because you're fucking stupid? Me too.
lol @ you raging out because you're stupid as fuck
But real quick, are we still pretending that you're not macguyver?