Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

Then stfu about voter fraud. Trump seems to have accepted the results of the election just like you people wanted him to do. Republicans seem to have accepted the results of the election, just like you people wanted us to.

So what's the problem?

It's like you fuckers are never happy.

Also I never once said the 2020 election was riddled with voter fraud, I said it gave the appearance of shenanigans going on with how long it took some states/counties to count their votes, many of those same states/counties did a much better job this time around, although California, Washington, and Arizona still need to get their shit together. Also in 2020 there was some bullshit going on with accepting mail in ballots with a postmark of AFTER the election date, most of that bullshit has been cleaned up this time around too. Not to mention there were no 3AM ballot dumps that almost all went to the Democrat candidate.

Also even some Democrats online are asking where those 20 million votes went from 2020, which is basically the exact same question Republicans were asking: where did those 20 million votes come from in 2020 compared to 2016?

You can ignore all of this shit if you want, but people had legitimate concerns with the election in 2020, most of which seems to have improved in 2024.

But it seems only one side is ever allowed to ask questions when the election doesn't go their way.

The 20 million extra voters is weird AF looking, compared to the previous elections and the most recent one though.

[Parkbandit]

The 20 million extra voters is weird AF looking, compared to the previous elections and the most recent one though.

It's actually down to 10 million now that almost all of the votes have been counted. Current count is 71,820,698 for Harris and 75,116,458 for Trump. You can say that maybe 1 million of those Biden supporters switched sides and voted for Trump... ok, then where did the 9 million people go?

9 million votes is still a HUGE amount of missing vote though. Did 9 million people just become disenfranchised with their choice and not vote.. in an election that supposedly had "democracy on the line" and voter turnout at the polling places was higher than ever before?

Let's put Musk on this..

I DO love the lefties though... they are looking at it that 2020 was the normal and 2024 has 9 million votes missing and that the Republicans are suppressing them so Trump can win.

[Methais]

Oh no I got the "joke."

"Hurr durr! Republicans were election deniers and now it's time for Democrats to be election deniers! Hurr durr!"

Like I said, even Seran seems to be mature enough not to become an "election denier" now after screaming about it for 4 years.

When Seran is acting more mature than you are, it might be time to reevaluate your life choices.

In all fairness, I'm sure it's only because Seran's TV hasn't told him to be an election denier yet.

[Methais]

Hey now, if it weren't for joeybukkake, we would have no one having a COMPLETE and UTTER meltdown over the election results.

Both Alfster and sErAn and even to a lesser extent, cLyDeR.. have been able to keep their estrogen fueled meltdown in check.

Shaftme is probably still looking for spare change on the roadside to pay off his "sizable" bet he made.. or he would be here crying and carrying on.

Let's give joeybukkake some credit for coming here and letting go of all his emotional baggage.

At least he hasn't shaved his head, joined the 4B movement and sworn off men for the next 4 years... he isn't strong enough for that, so this is his next best thing.

Maybe joeybukkake can get shaft a job sucking cock.

Hey joeybukkake, you should dm shaft and offer to get him a job sucking cock for minimum wage like you do.

[ClydeR]

Trump plans to name Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security. As head of the third largest cabinet position, Noem will be responsible for, among many other things, preventing Haitians from eating people's dogs.

[Parkbandit]

Trump plans to name Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security. As head of the third largest cabinet position, Noem will be responsible for, among many other things, preventing Haitians from eating people's dogs.

So, we go from this limp wristed loser:



To this smokehouse:



At least the bar isn't very high on her doing her job... given the abject failure that is Mayorkas.

[Suppressed Poet]

Trump plans to name Kristi Noem as Secretary of Homeland Security. As head of the third largest cabinet position, Noem will be responsible for, among many other things, preventing Haitians from eating people's dogs.

Sounds like Trump is surrounding himself with strong intelligent women.

[Gelston]

He should offer a position to Kamala Harris. It would be hilarious.

[Suppressed Poet]

He should offer a position to Kamala Harris. It would be hilarious.

Word on the street is Democrats want Justice Sotomayor to retire and Kamala Harris be appointed as her replacement. I respect that strategy of giving her a lifetime appointment since everyone knows Kamala is incapable of winning an election.

Others are saying Biden should resign now so that Kamala can be the first woman of color President until Trump takes over in January.

[~Rocktar~]

Kamala is less qualified than our last DEI hire for SCOTUS.