Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

In an effort to garner bipartisan support, Republicans should get behind some of Kamala Harris' policies she wanted to institute.

Like stacking the Supreme Court... ending the filibuster...

They were all for it before.. I'm sure their principles didn't suddenly change when their candidate won... did they???

I hope they ban Congress from stock trading just to watch Pelosi have another meltdown.

[Suppressed Poet]

Arizona is up to 76% of the votes counted!

Do they have retards doing the counting there or something?

Yes. Trump needs to provide Arizona with betters tools for education. Like this:

[Parkbandit]

I hope they ban Congress from stock trading just to watch Pelosi have another meltdown.

And term limits.

[Suppressed Poet]

I hope they ban Congress from stock trading just to watch Pelosi have another meltdown.

Her face looks like an alien lizard person trying to imitate Kate Winslet’s performance when Leonardo DiCaprio drowns in the Titanic film.

[Parkbandit]

1
Seal the border and stop the migrant invasion

2
Carry out the largest deportation operation in american history

3
End inflation, and make america affordable again

4
Make america the dominant energy producer in the world, by far!

5
STOP OUTSOURCING, AND TURN THE UNITED STATES INTO A MANUFACTURING SUPERPOWER

6
large tax cuts for workers, and no tax on tips!

7
Defend our constitution, our bill of rights, and our fundamental freedoms, including freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and the right to keep and bear arms

8
Prevent world war three, restore peace in europe and in the middle east, and build a great iron dome missile defense shield over our entire country -- all made in america

9
End the weaponization of government against the american people

10
Stop the migrant crime epidemic, demolish the foreign drug cartels, crush gang violence, and lock up violent offenders

11
Rebuild our cities, including washington dc, making them safe, clean, and beautiful again.

12
Strengthen and modernize our military, making it, without question, the strongest and most powerful in the world

13
Keep the U.S. dollar as the world's reserve currency

14
Fight for and protect social security and medicare with no cuts, including no changes to the retirement age

15
Cancel the electric vehicle mandate and cut costly and burdensome regulations

16
Cut federal funding for any school pushing critical race theory, radical gender ideology, and other inappropriate racial, sexual, or political content on our children

17
Keep men out of women's sports

18
Deport pro-hamas radicals and make our college campuses safe and patriotic again

19
Secure our elections, including same day voting, voter identification, paper ballots, and proof of citizenship

20
Unite our country by bringing it to new and record levels of success

[Methais]

And term limits.

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1854716187512651808


In before retards ignore everything except the typo that says "oppose" instead of "impose."

[Parkbandit]

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1854716187512651808


In before retards ignore everything except the typo that says "oppose" instead of "impose."

They have the keys to the castle, they better not pussy out and half ass limp wrist this shit. EOs will not do what we need to have happen.. we need actual laws.

Let's take this majority and push through the agenda that the majority of Americans voted for.

[Gelston]

And term limits.

That would require a Constitutional Amendment, I don't know if they are going to find 38 states to ratify that, and it definitely wouldn't be an issue proposed by 2/3rds of both Houses to get it towards the ratification process either.

[Suppressed Poet]

They have the keys to the castle, they better not pussy out and half ass limp wrist this shit. EOs will not do what we need to have happen.. we need actual laws.

Let's take this majority and push through the agenda that the majority of Americans voted for.

Agreed. Republicans are historically bad at pushing through new legislation including Trump’s first term. We got a tax bill, and not discounting the importance of that, but that was it. Hopefully Trump learned something and they get busy before the midterms.

[Suppressed Poet]

That would require a Constitutional Amendment.

Yes. It’s supposedly a bipartisan issue though. Doubt we could get 2/3rds of Congress to agree on anything, but I would love to see a vote forced so America can see who says nay to it.