That depends on the category.
Drama queen meltdown = time4fun
Foaming at the mouth shitting his pants uncontrollably while screaming at his monitor like Angry German Kid meltdown = shaft
Make some weak low energy one liner and then vanish for 3 months = Alfster. Probably too weak to be considered a meltdown tbh.
Repeat what they're saying on The View and MSNBC meltdown with even lower energy = Seran
The most pathetic helpless retard you've ever seen in your life meltdown = ClydeRetard
I think shaft's chronic diarrhea meltdowns will be the most entertaining, and I think Seran is going to let us down and end up putting his retard championship in jeopardy.