Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppressed Poet]

Hey, your people also refused to believe common truths for ages, but fortunately you're not allowed to burn people at the stake for believing the earth is round anymore.

I’m just going to take a wild assumption that by “your people” you mean the Catholic Church & the burning at the stake nonsense you mean Galileo and those that supported his scientific studies…. Well, allow me to rebuttal:

*That was 500 years ago and totally off topic.

*Galileo’s heresy trial had to do with the Earth revolving around the sun. Aristotle figured out & educated people commonly understood that the Earth was round long before Jesus was alive. I know our public education system taught you that Spanish explorers sailed on long sea voyages to prove that the Earth was round, but unfortunately this is a fabricated myth.

*It’s your people today that want to imprison the greatest scientific mind of our generation (arguably), who is actively working to get humanity to colonize Mars, just for sharing his wealth with registered voters who sign a petition to uphold the Constitution.

[Tgo01]

Hey, your people also refused to believe common truths for ages, but fortunately you're not allowed to burn people at the stake for believing the earth is round anymore.

I just want to point out that you are now comparing yourself to people from hundreds of years ago who burned people for being witches.

Good call. Pretty accurate too.

[Gelston]

Hey, your people also refused to believe common truths for ages, but fortunately you're not allowed to burn people at the stake for believing the earth is round anymore.

Who, precisely, did they burn at the stake for saying the Earth is round?

[Methais]

Hey, your people also refused to believe common truths for ages, but fortunately you're not allowed to burn people at the stake for believing the earth is round anymore.

You're such a weak bitch.

[Parkbandit]

Hey, your people also refused to believe common truths for ages, but fortunately you're not allowed to burn people at the stake for believing the earth is round anymore.

Jesus.....

Why do I believe you have been pacing your mother's basement room for the past 3+ hours, saying "I have to come up with a good comeback that won't make me look retarded... think sErAn, THINK!" and THIS is what you came up with....

[Methais]

Jesus.....

Why do I believe you have been pacing your mother's basement room for the past 3+ hours, saying "I have to come up with a good comeback that won't make me look retarded... think sErAn, THINK!" and THIS is what you came up with....

Seran farts into his hands and then types the farts onto the internet anytime he posts.

[Neveragain]

Hey, your people also refused to believe common truths for ages, but fortunately you're not allowed to burn people at the stake for believing the earth is round anymore.

The church never said the earth was round or flat.

Christians are by far the most persecuted religious group. Yes, Jews literally burnt Christians alive.

The people you say were "burnt at the stake" were, for the most part, devout Christians.

[Parkbandit]

Hey guys, I know its the 3rd time that hes run for president but we have a new groping incident to worry about that they conveniently didnt bring up in the previous 2 elections.

That one fell apart before it even got started.

Dumb bitch claimed it happened at Epstein's NY home in 1993... but unfortunately for her fictional tale.. he didn't buy that until 1996.

[Neveragain]

I’m just going to take a wild assumption that by “your people” you mean the Catholic Church & the burning at the stake nonsense you mean Galileo and those that supported his scientific studies…. Well, allow me to rebuttal:

*That was 500 years ago and totally off topic.

*Galileo’s heresy trial had to do with the Earth revolving around the sun. Aristotle figured out & educated people commonly understood that the Earth was round long before Jesus was alive. I know our public education system taught you that Spanish explorers sailed on long sea voyages to prove that the Earth was round, but unfortunately this is a fabricated myth.

*It’s your people today that want to imprison the greatest scientific mind of our generation (arguably), who is actively working to get humanity to colonize Mars, just for sharing his wealth with registered voters who sign a petition to uphold the Constitution.

Imagine being a Spaniard showing up in "Mexico" and discovering the real life version of Diablo.