Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

a person makes a post directed at no one, some creepy incel weirdo swoops in and responds to that post, the original poster replies and the weirdo starts on a diatribe about how the original poster wants their attention. and the original poster is the one who is the attention seeker. yes, checks out

lol let it go bro

SPOILER: Maybe don't use his name in your posts then?

Fucking beta cuck loser.

[Parkbandit]

you are so weird dude

You're so obsessed with Methais.

Stop posting.

He doesn't want you to suck his dick.

No means no.

[Neveragain]

when does a baby become a baby again?

are you in favor of social programs that support low income people?

When does a human become a human? Conception.

Did I not say I support public safety nets?

[Methais]

you are so weird dude

[Seran]

I don’t know how many times and different ways I can tell you, my views on the subject of social security are not representative of the Republican Party.

Ending payroll taxes and replacing it with a mandatory private payor system is rote Republican policy. Hate to break it to you, but you're cookie cutter.

[Neveragain]

Reports that Lizzo charged the Harris-Walz campaign $2.3 Million for one appearance at a Detroit rally.

https://x.com/joma_gc/status/1848804164488344036

"If Kamala is elected, she will make America, Detroit. ~ Lizzo"

Who needs campaign money when Kamala does your campaigning for you?

[Suppressed Poet]

The perfect gift for any “men” for Kamala this election season:

[Suppressed Poet]

Also Hitler. You forgot to say Hitler reincarnated. You gotta do more to scare people of the big-bad Orange Man since you have nothing else to run a campaign on.

If I were as shallow minded & had the same delusions of grandeur as ClydeR, I’d say Democrats and their propaganda machines are reading my posts. They’re in full swing calling Trump a fascist, Hitler references, and back to the same tired old rhetoric that Trump is an existential threat to our democracy.

Truth is that these tactics follow a simple pattern. The joy and vibes tour didn’t work, so it’s back to what they do best. Leftists are not joyful people. Fear is the only effective motivator to get them to vote. It reeks of desperation.

[~Rocktar~]

Fear is the only effective motivator to get them to vote. It reeks of desperation.

Not true. Greed works really well with them, how much money they can take from others and give to themselves under the guise of "helping people" or "saving the world from climate change."

[Parkbandit]

If I were as shallow minded & had the same delusions of grandeur as ClydeR, I’d say Democrats and their propaganda machines are reading my posts. They’re in full swing calling Trump a fascist, Hitler references, and back to the same tired old rhetoric that Trump is an existential threat to our democracy.

Truth is that these tactics follow a simple pattern. The joy and vibes tour didn’t work, so it’s back to what they do best. Leftists are not joyful people. Fear is the only effective motivator to get them to vote. It reeks of desperation.

If you believe the polls.. they have every reason to be desperate at this point.