Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Things that make you say Hummmmmm

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[Methais]

Republicans are at it again, this time DeSantis has created new abstinence sex education requirements that try and minimalize safe sex and contraception.

‘Emphasize abstinence’ in sex ed, Florida tells schools, skip lessons on contraception



https://www.yahoo.com/news/emphasize...194800565.html

Wait, how can this be possible when you said republicans are blocking abstinence?


Anyway, you should be excited about this. Abstinence is literally the only thing you've ever been successful at. Not because you're good at something, but because you literally had no other choice.

But hey, for you, a win is a win, and this is as close as you'll ever get to winning anything other than the Retard Championship that you've already won.

[Methais]

Shocker, Republicans have resulted to insults instead of addressing their piss poor candidates. JD Vance bitching about the price of eggs being $4.99 when standing in front of a shelf with a $2.99 price tag was pretty fuggin funny.

And this is from just now, in Louisiana, where things tend to be cheaper than a lot of other states, especially vs. coastal blue shithole states:





Seeing as how you don't understand how to count past 2, I don't expect you to understand any of this. Perhaps ask your mommy if she can help you.

[Tgo01]

Imagine being as dumb as Seran and actually thinking 3 dollars for a dozen eggs is a flex for Democrats, even if that were the price of eggs.

Wasn't too long ago I was paying 1.50 to 2 dollars for a dozen eggs. But what is a little 50%-100% increase in a span of 4 years?

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Democrats eating their own . . .

[Gelston]

Imagine being as dumb as Seran and actually thinking 3 dollars for a dozen eggs is a flex for Democrats, even if that were the price of eggs.

Wasn't too long ago I was paying 1.50 to 2 dollars for a dozen eggs. But what is a little 50%-100% increase in a span of 4 years?

I pay $10 for eggs because I'm not a peasant.

[Parkbandit]

Democrats eating their own . . .

Wonder who he pissed off. I'm guessing his "We're full of illegals" comments.

[Seran]

The Republican party whining about prices and cheering record breaking corporate profits at the same time. Hilarious.