Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[joeyb]

Remember the first time you held another mans penis and you thought to yourself "I want to get paid to do this?"

lol i only remember the first time your mom held mine and she said the same thing.


methais is this your alt account

[Suppressed Poet]

lol i only remember the first time your mom held mine and she said the same thing.


methais is this your alt account

When you wrote your mom

[ClydeR]

Trump's plan to solve the drought!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EAALquBIa8I

If anybody reading this understands the faucet, please explain it to the rest of us.

[Willowthorns]

lol i troll almost everyone who posts in this shit hole. you're the only one who cries and whines when I make fun of you though, and then your only comeback is to call me macguyver because you are a fat old bald bitch and have nothing to say back. it's so funny

at least parkbandit puts up some sort of a fight and doesn't cry every time i dunk on him. that may be because he doesn't actually know what's going on due to his very advanced age and holes in his brain, but regardless, he doesn't cry.

maybe it's time hangup the keyboard if you can't handle it. go crawl back into the Louisiana swamp or whatever shithole you're from and live a quiet life selling silvers you fucking loser

Whenever I see you pop up acting out one of your episodes it just makes me sad to see that, yet again, another Gemstoner has stopped taking their meds.

[Parkbandit]

When you say banned from here, you mean the PC (not Gemstone)? I didn’t know that was even possible.

You have to be a special kind of retard to ever get banned from this forum.

MacGuyver has the record of being banned.

[Parkbandit]

lol i troll almost everyone who posts in this shit hole. you're the only one who cries and whines when I make fun of you though, and then your only comeback is to call me macguyver because you are a fat old bald bitch and have nothing to say back. it's so funny

at least parkbandit puts up some sort of a fight and doesn't cry every time i dunk on him. that may be because he doesn't actually know what's going on due to his very advanced age and holes in his brain, but regardless, he doesn't cry.

maybe it's time hangup the keyboard if you can't handle it. go crawl back into the Louisiana swamp or whatever shithole you're from and live a quiet life selling silvers you fucking loser

I would legit cry real life if a retard ever dunked on me on a forum where ideas, proper English and logic are the keys to success.

You can't dunk on this sweetie:

[Parkbandit]

Remember the first time you held another mans penis and you thought to yourself "I want to get paid to do this?"

He never once questioned it.

[Methais]

lol i troll almost everyone who posts in this shit hole. you're the only one who cries and whines when I make fun of you though, and then your only comeback is to call me macguyver because you are a fat old bald bitch and have nothing to say back. it's so funny

at least parkbandit puts up some sort of a fight and doesn't cry every time i dunk on him. that may be because he doesn't actually know what's going on due to his very advanced age and holes in his brain, but regardless, he doesn't cry.

maybe it's time hangup the keyboard if you can't handle it. go crawl back into the Louisiana swamp or whatever shithole you're from and live a quiet life selling silvers you fucking loser

Dude the only people crying are your parents, both out of disappointment that they raised someone who sucks cock for money, and out of regret for not aborting you.

You think you're dunking on people but you literally just get laughed at and made fun of by everyone for being such a cringe tryhard. You're basically Seran if Seran were able to afford meth.

Keep projecting all that butthurt and crying though because everyone else just laughs at what a colossal retard you are. Stop trying so hard.

But anyway, does this mean you're not going to explain what has had you so butthurt and obsessed with me for 10+ years? If I killed you on the boulder like 20 years ago or something, hit me up and I'll give you a diamond to replace that deed. I know how badly you suck at the easiest game ever made, and could use all the help you can get because you're really just that fucking stupid and incompetent. Which is why you make your living sucking strange dicks.

Good job loser, you sure put me in my place I hope your next post is you being even more mad than you already are.




Fun fact: You're literally sucking cock right now.

[Neveragain]

Pager explosions kill Hezbollah fighters, wound thousands in Lebanon

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle...es-2024-09-17/

3000 casualties using pagers.

Israel is next level savage.

[Furryrat]

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle...es-2024-09-17/

3000 casualties using pagers.

Israel is next level savage.

Seriously, the logistics and utter sophistication that would have to go into pulling this off. Masterful. Watch the released videos, like this:
https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cevy90jzr9xo

That is not a battery overheating, that is most definitely a micro-explosive inside the pager itself. Mossad is prime.