Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[joeyb]

You have no power to command anyone here, retard.

Fuck off MacGayver. Maybe instead of being super ultra triggered.. you can actually spend the time to get a paying job and finally afford to get your family into a home.

Loser.

hey parkbandit remember that time you tried calling me a hypocrite and then I told you to show me a post proving that I'm a hypocrite and that I haven't posted on this board in like a year and then you couldn't because you're really old and stupid and have borderline dementia so you actually don't know what you're saying? lol good times man

[Parkbandit]

hey parkbandit remember that time you tried calling me a hypocrite and then I told you to show me a post proving that I'm a hypocrite and that I haven't posted on this board in like a year and then you couldn't because you're really old and stupid and have borderline dementia so you actually don't know what you're saying? lol good times man

I remember how you are so triggered by Methais.

I remember how you can't provide for your family.

I remember how you said your dream job would be gay porn.

I remember you are a retard.

[Suppressed Poet]

Remember how you've been obsessed with me for close to 10 years now and still nobody knows why?

Remember how you get even more upset when I don't pay attention to you? Because for some reason you're desperate as fuck for my attention on any given day?

Did I kill you in GS a long time ago and you can't get over it?

Are you mad because your dream job of being a gay porn fluffer didn't pan out as you hoped?

Are you mad because your posts are even more mouthbreathing than shaft's and nobody gives a fuck about you so much that no one even bothers trolling you, because you somehow manage to make ClydeR and Seran look normal and almost smart by comparison?

Or are you just extra mad because you're about to get 4 more years of Trump and not even sucking 12 dicks by noon like you do daily is enough to get you through your emotional trauma and mental illness?


Either way, keep it up. We're kind of in need of a new retard champion around here. Seran hasn't been pulling his weight ever since Biden dropped out, and ClydeR just doesn't have what it takes, despite his efforts.


Bonus points if you can articulate why you've been chronically obsessed with me for at least the past decade or so. People who don't shit their pants and suck cock simultaneously want to know.

I like how he is enraged with every post & can’t figure out how to capitalize letters. He is definitely a contender for the vacated belt. Nice to see so many contenders step up.

Also…”I never supported Biden because I’m a pure commie 4 Bernie”

[Methais]

hey Methais just wanted to let you know in case you didn't, but you're extremely retarded, everything in your post is retarded and anything you post in the future is also retarded.

I'm projecting so hard right now.

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lol if you think i'm reading all that, but Methais cry harder. how many people have you called macguyver since i've been gone?

Everyone knows you read it. You can't help yourself, especially with my posts. Stop lying.

How about this macguyver. You tell me what I said and/or did that hurt you so badly all those years ago, and I'll see what I can do to help you with your chronic state of depression and self loathing and try to cheer you up.

You can do it little trooper. I believe in you despite your 17 IQ.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Is Joey the man who wants to be a gay porn star? Or is he the one who cucks his wife getting boned by another dude? I can't keep track of all the crazy democrats.

[Parkbandit]

Is Joey the man who wants to be a gay porn star? Or is he the one who cucks his wife getting boned by another dude? I can't keep track of all the crazy democrats.

joeyb(iden) is an alt of MacGuyver who was banned from here who literally said he wants to be a gay porn star.

The cuck who has to let his wife get boned by another dude because he can't satisfy his wife is Flap.

[Suppressed Poet]

joeyb(iden) is an alt of MacGuyver who was banned from here who literally said he wants to be a gay porn star.

The cuck who has to let his wife get boned by another dude because he can't satisfy his wife is Flap.

When you say banned from here, you mean the PC (not Gemstone)? I didn’t know that was even possible.

[Willowthorns]

hey parkbandit remember that time you tried calling me a hypocrite and then I told you to show me a post proving that I'm a hypocrite and that I haven't posted on this board in like a year and then you couldn't because you're really old and stupid and have borderline dementia so you actually don't know what you're saying? lol good times man

Remember the first time you held another mans penis and you thought to yourself "I want to get paid to do this?"

[joeyb]

I remember how you are so triggered by Methais.

I remember how you can't provide for your family.

I remember how you said your dream job would be gay porn.

I remember you are a retard.

so you don't remember? bro it's like a few posts up in this very thread, posted like 2 days ago. it's a little early for you to be sundowning isn't it? have someone in the nursing home call the nurse

[joeyb]

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Everyone knows you read it. You can't help yourself, especially with my posts. Stop lying.

How about this macguyver. You tell me what I said and/or did that hurt you so badly all those years ago, and I'll see what I can do to help you with your chronic state of depression and self loathing and try to cheer you up.

You can do it little trooper. I believe in you despite your 17 IQ.

lol i troll almost everyone who posts in this shit hole. you're the only one who cries and whines when I make fun of you though, and then your only comeback is to call me macguyver because you are a fat old bald bitch and have nothing to say back. it's so funny

at least parkbandit puts up some sort of a fight and doesn't cry every time i dunk on him. that may be because he doesn't actually know what's going on due to his very advanced age and holes in his brain, but regardless, he doesn't cry.

maybe it's time hangup the keyboard if you can't handle it. go crawl back into the Louisiana swamp or whatever shithole you're from and live a quiet life selling silvers you fucking loser