Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://kamala2024policies.com/

[Suppressed Poet]

Despite all the valiant efforts of the DNC to energize their base on vibes alone, RFK Jr. dropping out & endorsing Trump is the biggest & most significant news of the week. If our special friends like ClydeR, Seran, and Shaft understood just a little bit more than basic girl math they would be shitting their pants in despair today.

[~Rocktar~]

Despite all the valiant efforts of the DNC to energize their base on vibes alone, RFK Jr. dropping out & endorsing Trump is the biggest & most significant news of the week. If our special friends like ClydeR, Seran, and Shaft understood just a little bit more than basic girl math they would be shitting their pants in despair today.

How will they tell the difference in their day to day pants shitting and their shitting in dispair?

[Methais]

How will they tell the difference in their day to day pants shitting and their shitting in dispair?

One has them foaming at the mouth, the other is just tears and snot.

[Neveragain]

Despite all the valiant efforts of the DNC to energize their base on vibes alone, RFK Jr. dropping out & endorsing Trump is the biggest & most significant news of the week. If our special friends like ClydeR, Seran, and Shaft understood just a little bit more than basic girl math they would be shitting their pants in despair today.

I'm sure they are happily supporting the candidate that not a single person voted for.

[ClydeR]

basic girl math

Kennedy has been polling recently at around 5% nationally. I predict Kennedy's voters will reallocate like this..

40% - Trump
25% - Harris
35% - abstain or third party

Somebody will probably do a poll of Kennedy supporters next week. Any of you want to make a public prediction in advance?

In his withdrawal speech, Kennedy said Trump "has asked to enlist me in his administration." He did not elaborate.

[ClydeR]

To make campaign ads, Harris just has to show video of people sitting behind Trump at his rallies yawning, almost falling asleep like Trump did during his criminal trial.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XgvsVnZh65A

[Suppressed Poet]

Kennedy has been polling recently at around 5% nationally. I predict Kennedy's voters will reallocate like this..

40% - Trump
25% - Harris
35% - abstain or third party

Somebody will probably do a poll of Kennedy supporters next week. Any of you want to make a public prediction in advance?

In his withdrawal speech, Kennedy said Trump "has asked to enlist me in his administration." He did not elaborate.

Agreed Kennedy is somewhere between 5-8% of the national vote depending upon the time, poll, etc.

All you do ClydeR is repeat what the teevee told you. Those numbers you estimated about how Kennedy’s vote share would be distributed are more or less how it was last week in a head to head. Another way to look at it is Trump gains about 0.7% over Harris in the national poll in a head to head only race. Which of course is not a lot and makes you feel better, right?

People have been trying to educate that national polls don’t mean dick. This election is going to be determined by a few key battleground states. Apply that 0.7% advantage Trump gains and it becomes way more significant.

Instead of repeating the narrative and making a stupid estimate, ask yourself how many MORE voters does Trump gain from Kennedy’s endorsement. He didn’t just exit the race. He is also telling his supporters to vote for Trump. I am not a betting man, but I’d wager that endorsement is not a net zero impact.

[Neveragain]

Agreed Kennedy is somewhere between 5-8% of the national vote depending upon the time, poll, etc.

All you do ClydeR is repeat what the teevee told you. Those numbers you estimated about how Kennedy’s vote share would be distributed are more or less how it was last week in a head to head. Another way to look at it is Trump gains about 0.7% over Harris in the national poll in a head to head only race. Which of course is not a lot and makes you feel better, right?

People have been trying to educate that national polls don’t mean dick. This election is going to be determined by a few key battleground states. Apply that 0.7% advantage Trump gains and it becomes way more significant.

Instead of repeating the narrative and making a stupid estimate, ask yourself how many MORE voters does Trump gain from Kennedy’s endorsement. He didn’t just exit the race. He is also telling his supporters to vote for Trump. I am not a betting man, but I’d wager that endorsement is not a net zero impact.

Honestly, if you're a person that has decided to vote for Kamala, you should be punched in the face every time you use the word "democracy" henceforth.

[Methais]

https://x.com/GrageDustin/status/1828065388325744762


In before ClydeR "mAyBe He NaMeS aLl HiS dOgS sCoUt!!!!"