Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[~Rocktar~]

OK, this is one of the funniest Freedom Toons in a long time.

*** Trigger warning, Leftists will cry ***
*** Do NOT be consuming food or drink while watching, it could be a choking hazard. ***

[Parkbandit]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladit...ation-package/

Sorry sErAn.. I know this will be hard for you handle... you might need a big cry again.

[Parkbandit]

https://apnews.com/article/mask-ban-...1174145fc64339

Nothing but bad news for people like sErAn.. from liberal cesspools like New York.

Which goes to show that if you give lefties enough time, even they will eventually be smart enough to realize their policies suck.

[Parkbandit]

My hope is that Trump wins in November.. making everyone who has a bad case of TDS just literally explode with anger.

Two birds. One stone.

[Seran]

Word has it that Lara Trump has chosen the new RNC theme song.

[Suppressed Poet]

Word has it that Lara Trump has chosen the new RNC theme song.

Nice try, but I’m not clicking on your she-male hentai gaping.

[Seran]

Hey hey, its pretty consistent with the she-male poppy rock theme that Trump so enjoys. But with feminine male Russian dancers instead.

[Suppressed Poet]

Hey hey, its pretty consistent with the she-male poppy rock theme that Trump so enjoys. But with feminine male Russian dancers instead.

Trump can never be as cool as Biden doing the “I shit my pants” dance that relates perfectly to voters like you.

[Parkbandit]

Nice try, but I’m not clicking on your she-male hentai gaping.

And you wonder why sErAn knew the song..

[ClydeR]

A former NBA player running for Senate with the support of Minnesota’s statewide Republican Party attacked the media in an interview as a reporter pressed him to answer why his Federal Election Commission (FEC) indicated that his 2022 campaign spent money at a strip club.

Royce White appeared for an interview on Friday with David Pakman on the progressive host’s nationally syndicated show and quickly resorted to lobbing jabs at both Pakman and The Daily Beast as he faced questions about his campaign expenses. The Beast reported last week that White’s failed 2022 primary campaign for the nomination to take on Rep Ilhan Omar is the target of a FEC complaint from a elections watchdog, the Campaign Legal Center, over its reported spending to the FEC.

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Pakman pressed White repeatedly to explain the $1,200 expense at Gold Rush Cabaret in his interview. White initially responded that the FEC filing was an error, but pivoted quickly to claiming instead that his staffers — not him — had visited the nightclub with the sole purpose of buying food. The entirety of the $1,200 check, he asserted, was spent on the restaurant’s menu offerings.

If you can't lie better than that, then you'll never make it as a politician.

His excuse seems unusual at best. A quick visit to the Gold Rush Cabaret’s website reveals that the establishment’s food offerings are quite inexpensive: the priciest item is an appetizer sampler including empanadas, wings, mozzarella sticks, and a veggie quesadilla for $25. Every other item on the menu, including all entrees, are priced below $20. Alcoholic beverages are not typically permitted as part of expensed staff meals under FEC guidelines.

Many of the expenses, the Campaign Legal Center argued, appear to be illegal regardless of any explanation the White campaign can provide. Other spending from the White campaign highlighted by the group included a trip to a water park, dues at a fitness center, and large disbursements to itself through cash, wire transfers and personal checks.

This was at the Gold Rush Cabaret in Miami, Florida. Isn't PB from Florida? He should visit that restaurant and tell us if the veggie quesadilla is worth $25.