What Trump Cannot Do Because He Is a Felon

[ClydeR]

Trump will have to wait five years after his conviction before he can be a beautician in Florida. This year, the Florida legislature considered shortening that time to just three years during the current session but decided it would be too risky to shorten the time.

https://www.flsenate.gov/laws/statutes/2019/455.213

[Parkbandit]

What ClydeR can't do because he's a retard:

- Buy cold cuts without his mommy's assistance

- Stop hiding under his bed from Covid

- Stop breastfeeding

- Stop being a massive attention whore

- Touch a consenting woman

- Get a job

- Lift a 5 lb dumbbell

- Leave his house

- Interact with people outside of the internet

- Become PC Retard Champion because as much of a loser as you are, Seran still runs circles around you in the retarded loser race


More:

- Leave his mother's house because he's got a phobia about e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

- Stop making new threads about Trump because his TDS is flaring up due to it being an election year.

- Be a man because he's really just a scared little pussy.

[Seran]

I imagine 'Travel Freely' will be added to that list when Dump finishes with his first probation meeting and likely gets fitted with an ankle monitor pre-sentencing hearing.

[kutter]

Y'all do realize that right now Trump is not a felon, right, at least not yet. Legally until the verdict is entered and he is sentenced, he is a free man that can do any of the things you claim that he cannot.

[Anebriated]

They dont have a choice. Theres an election in a few months and the Dems cant run on ANYTHING except Trump is a felon, supreme court justices and abortion. Everything else has been a total disaster for them under Biden.

[ClydeR]

Y'all do realize that right now Trump is not a felon, right, at least not yet. Legally until the verdict is entered and he is sentenced, he is a free man that can do any of the things you claim that he cannot.

I expect to be occupied with other issues when Trump is sentenced in July, and I'm not the kind of person who procrastinates. Besides, many of the restrictions on felons become effective when charged with a crime, long before a trial, such as the restriction on firearm possession. So I disagree with the statement that he "can do any of the things you claim that he cannot."

[Seran]

Y'all do realize that right now Trump is not a felon, right, at least not yet. Legally until the verdict is entered and he is sentenced, he is a free man that can do any of the things you claim that he cannot.

That dose of copium you've swallowed has effected your mental cognition. Being convicted of 34 felony charges does in fact make him a convicted felon​.

[Seran]

They dont have a choice. Theres an election in a few months and the Dems cant run on ANYTHING except Trump is a felon, supreme court justices and abortion. Everything else has been a total disaster for them under Biden.

You forgot strong economy, tamed inflation, longest stretch of low unemployment in the history of our nation, cut the deficit in half from the last guy. Oh, and he's not a felon.

[Parkbandit]

You forgot strong economy, tamed inflation, longest stretch of low unemployment in the history of our nation, cut the deficit in half from the last guy. Oh, and he's not a felon.

No, he's an incestuous pedophile who created the Biden Family Crime Syndicate to peddle his US power into a multi million dollar business by accepting and demanding bribes from questionable countries in exchange for access.

[Methais]

No, he's an incestuous pedophile who created the Biden Family Crime Syndicate to peddle his US power into a multi million dollar business by accepting and demanding bribes from questionable countries in exchange for access.

I DONT CARE BECAU'SE IM S'CARED THAT TRUMP I'S GOING TO MAKE ME GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, finally some honesty.