Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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[ClydeR]

Trump's teleprompter stopped working in his speech in Las Vegas yesterday. He went on a wild rant about sharks and boat batteries and, in doing so, appeared to confirm a story told by Stormy Daniels years ago. I believe Trump when he says nobody ever asked that question before. There are no dumb questions, but..

During his speech on Sunday, Trump described how he posed a question which "nobody's ever asked" before about whether it would be better to be electrocuted on a boat or eaten by a shark in the ocean.

"I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you're in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater. And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there," Trump said.

"By the way, lot of shark attacks lately, I watched some guys justifying it today. 'Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was," Trump added. "He said 'there's no problem with sharks, they just didn't really understand a young woman's swimming. She really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks."

Returning back to his original point, Trump continues: "So I said, there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, do I get electrocuted? If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking, do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted? Or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?

"Because I will tell you he didn't know the answer. He said, 'you know, nobody's ever asked me that question.' I said I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming to that water. But you know what I'd do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark."

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From an interview in 2018 of Stormy Daniels, with whom Trump denies having had an affair..

We had dinner once again in his room. I had swordfish that time. Once again, no alcohol. The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.” He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.

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[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Trump's teleprompter stopped working in his speech in Las Vegas yesterday. He went on a wild rant about sharks and boat batteries and, in doing so, appeared to confirm a story told by Stormy Daniels years ago. I believe Trump when he says nobody ever asked that question before. There are no dumb questions, but..




From an interview in 2018 of Stormy Daniels, with whom Trump denies having had an affair..

Things no one gives a shit about for 1000 Alex.

[Methais]

Things no one gives a shit about for 1000 Alex.

ClydeR's parents: Who is ClydeR?

[Parkbandit]

ClydeR's parents: Who is ClydeR?

He's probably not even straight with his own parents.......

[Seran]

Trump's teleprompter stopped working in his speech in Las Vegas yesterday. He went on a wild rant about sharks and boat batteries and, in doing so, appeared to confirm a story told by Stormy Daniels years ago. I believe Trump when he says nobody ever asked that question before. There are no dumb questions, but..




From an interview in 2018 of Stormy Daniels, with whom Trump denies having had an affair..

His cognitive decline is insane, Republicans think they'll be nominating a contender for a second term in office but his ramblings, inability to stand upright, etc, make me think his brain will be syphilis riddled mush by year end.

[Suppressed Poet]

His cognitive decline is insane, Republicans think they'll be nominating a contender for a second term in office but his ramblings, inability to stand upright, etc, make me think his brain will be syphilis riddled mush by year end.

Don’t be so hard on old Sleepy Joe. He still has time to gracefully bow out of the election before he takes the long nap & Kamala takes over.

[Parkbandit]

His cognitive decline is insane, Republicans think they'll be nominating a contender for a second term in office but his ramblings, inability to stand upright, etc, make me think his brain will be syphilis riddled mush by year end.

Please stop being such a hypocritical retard.

[Methais]

His cognitive decline is insane, Republicans think they'll be nominating a contender for a second term in office but his ramblings, inability to stand upright, etc, make me think his brain will be syphilis riddled mush by year end.

[Alfster]

Want to go quote for quote to see which party has the biggest morons?

It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there... by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately.... Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark?

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