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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

  1. 04-05-2024, 12:49 PM #16461
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Never stated I was ever voting for Trump, nor will I. But I’m going to vote mostly red for my state.
    Voting for Biden then? Voting for no one?

    Unrelated: "No one" would still beat Nikki Haley if she were on the ticket, based on recent history.
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    Let's do some word association.

    Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Who did the below better? Actual policy and actions.

    Iran
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    Russia and Ukraine
    Border
    North Korea
    China and Taiwan
    Norfolk Southern freight train
    Laken Riley
    Officer Jonathan Diller
    Top Secret Documents
    Walking
    Walking up stairs
    Talking coherently
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Voting for Biden then? Voting for no one?

    Unrelated: "No one" would still beat Nikki Haley if she were on the ticket, based on recent history.
    Probably gonna leave it blank tbh
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    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Probably gonna leave it blank tbh
    You should write in "Simutronics"
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Probably gonna leave it blank tbh
    I did that in 2020, but 2024 I'm MAGA all day and even my crazy leftist niece who I thought would never vote for anything but communism and socialism is voting red down the ticket... because she took over her mother's business the last 4 years. Amazing what a little dose of the real world does for you.
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    On point as always for SNL aimed at those idolizing Donald Jesus Trump.

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    just admit you love trump and are jealous of him already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    On point as always for SNL aimed at those idolizing Donald Jesus Trump.

    SNL hasn't been "on point" in 2-3 decades.
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    ...because she took over her mother's business the last 4 years. Amazing what a little dose of the real world does for you.
    And then right on cue...

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    On point as always for SNL aimed at those idolizing Donald Jesus Trump.

    We get it Seran, you want Trump to penetrate your anus.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    You should write in "Simutronics"
    I don’t think they deserve my vote either! Especially how they run gs4!

    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    I did that in 2020, but 2024 I'm MAGA all day and even my crazy leftist niece who I thought would never vote for anything but communism and socialism is voting red down the ticket... because she took over her mother's business the last 4 years. Amazing what a little dose of the real world does for you.
    I voted Biden 2020, definitely not voting for him or Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution
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