Suspicious Death of Mitch McConnell's Sister-in-Law

[Realk]

The answer is obvious. She is both Asian and female. This combo provides a -20 modifier to driving. No self-respecting man would call their friend to say they reversed into a pond and are about to drown.

I've seen some strange things happen out at lake Lewisvile and Grapevine with people trying to back up their trailers.

[Suppressed Poet]

I've seen some strange things happen out at lake Lewisvile and Grapevine with people trying to back up their trailers.

Word. I go fishing out of Lake Ray Hubbard every so often and have seen my fair share of dumb shit. Still… If you lined up a bunch of complete strangers and you were forced to pick someone to drop your boat in the lake, the rich Asian woman would be the last person you choose. I’m just saying…

[Methais]

Urban legend.