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    Great video.

    Have you played Streets of Rage 4? I got it on PC / Steam. It’s faithful to the classic gameplay. Instead of Mr. X you fight his vegan malnourished children.
    I haven't played it since shortly after release but it was pretty badass, and they've added fuckloads of new content since then. And they threw in some fighting game elements if I remember right. You can still mash mindlessly but it's not optimal pwnage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    The most difficult game in the history of video games:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The most difficult game in the history of video games:

    All you have to do in Dragon's Lair is make 89472304237 attempts at each part until you memorize it and then don't fuck it up.

    Even if DL were the most difficult game in the universe though, which it's not, but pretending it is, what does that have to do with anything?
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    Mr Newsom is on a roll this legislative session, offering Medicaid to illegals and in-state tuition rates to the people's of Mexico living near to the border. Curious though that the same offer would only be limited to 200 Nevadans to get the same tuition rates. Why wouldn't US Citizens get the same benefits as migrants or Mexican nationals? Pretty dumb.

    COMMUNITY COLLEGE TUITION
    Low-income Mexican residents who live within 45 miles (72 kilometers) of the California-Mexico border will be eligible for in-state tuition rates at participating Southern California community colleges under a new law signed by Newsom. The measure will lower a burden for students to receive education and training to help prepare them for the workforce, advocates say. It resembles another program in the state allowing up to 200 Nevada residents who live in certain areas near the California-Nevada border to receive in-state tuition rates at Lake Tahoe Community College.
    https://apnews.com/article/californi...a783aa80cfce44

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    All you have to do in Dragon's Lair is make 89472304237 attempts at each part until you memorize it and then don't fuck it up.

    Even if DL were the most difficult game in the universe though, which it's not, but pretending it is, what does that have to do with anything?
    Because moving forward and back pedaling are not hard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Because moving forward and back pedaling are not hard.
    Nobody is saying beat em ups are some super difficult genre, you brought that into the thread out of literally nowhere when it wasn't the subject of anything, and then for some reason decided that Dragon's Lair (lol) of all games was the gold standard for gaming difficulty, which is mind boggling because all that Dragon's Lair is is a memory based quarter muncher that looked really good for its time, except it didn't, because it was all just canned full motion video clips and not actual graphics being rendered. But it sure did look flashy for its time.

    Anyone with a memory that can retain things for longer than 17 seconds can cruise through Dragon's Lair if you have enough quarters in your pocket in the arcade. Even moreso on any home versions, since again, the game was designed to be a huge quarter muncher in the arcades, and that part doesn't apply at home.

    TLDR: Anyone who isn't Seran could beat Dragon's Lair without much difficulty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Mr Newsom is on a roll this legislative session, offering Medicaid to illegals and in-state tuition rates to the people's of Mexico living near to the border. Curious though that the same offer would only be limited to 200 Nevadans to get the same tuition rates. Why wouldn't US Citizens get the same benefits as migrants or Mexican nationals? Pretty dumb.



    https://apnews.com/article/californi...a783aa80cfce44
    The answer to your question is that Gavin Newsom and the progressive left care more about virtue signaling for PR & making illegal immigrants into voters than they do native taxpaying citizens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    The answer to your question is that Gavin Newsom and the progressive left care more about virtue signaling for PR & making illegal immigrants into voters than they do native taxpaying citizens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Nobody is saying beat em ups are some super difficult genre, you brought that into the thread out of literally nowhere when it wasn't the subject of anything, and then for some reason decided that Dragon's Lair (lol) of all games was the gold standard for gaming difficulty, which is mind boggling because all that Dragon's Lair is is a memory based quarter muncher that looked really good for its time, except it didn't, because it was all just canned full motion video clips and not actual graphics being rendered. But it sure did look flashy for its time.

    Anyone with a memory that can retain things for longer than 17 seconds can cruise through Dragon's Lair if you have enough quarters in your pocket in the arcade. Even moreso on any home versions, since again, the game was designed to be a huge quarter muncher in the arcades, and that part doesn't apply at home.

    TLDR: Anyone who isn't Seran could beat Dragon's Lair without much difficulty.
    The home version was retarded, just like platform fighters.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The home version was retarded, just like platform fighters.

    The home version is exactly the same as the arcade version, minus the need for quarters. What's the difference in difficulty with inserting another quarter vs. pressing the Start button? Be specific.

    Either way, Dragon's Lair isn't a difficult game. It's not even in the top 100 more difficult. Probably not in the top 1000 either, and it's 100% designed around memorization for the purpose of quarter munching retards in the arcades. That doesn't = difficulty.

    I'm pretty sure you're just trolling actually, because Dragon's Lair is that much of a joke.
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