Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Sorry.. if there is one political party that isn't breeding, it's the soy loving, "I think I'm gay", "I wonder what it's like to fuck a 8 year old", "Why don't women like me? Is it because I'm a welfare loser?", etc.. leftist losers like you.

My favorite part is how Seran still thinks Covid vaccines work and how he also thinks that unvaccinated people are "tainted" and are dropping like flies.

Even Latrin managed to pull his head out of his ass, even if it was just a little tiny bit. Seran, not so much.

[Suppressed Poet]

Hopefully it's just the MAGA Republicans that aren't breeding. Between that and covid-19 these will be a lot less of you over all long term.

My 8 month old boys (twins) love family, Texas, guns, muscle cars, football, Jesus, and He-Man.

[Methais]

My 8 month old boys (twins) love family, Texas, guns, muscle cars, football, Jesus, and He-Man.

In before Seran asks if your kids decided they were boys or if you're being a transphobic bigot and deciding that for them.

[Seran]

My 8 month old boys (twins) love family, Texas, guns, muscle cars, football, Jesus, and He-Man.

That's great, hopefully they'll grow up respecting the same values you've instilled in them.

[Realk]

I didn't know he man was still a thing.. toss in some baseball and fishing for the love of everything texan.... and maybe some blended up brisket to the diet!

[Realk]

pretty sure some parents dropped their kids out of the deer blind and just decided nah i'll not catch it.

[~Rocktar~]

I didn't know he man was still a thing.. toss in some baseball and fishing for the love of everything Texan.... and maybe some blended up brisket to the diet!

Who the fuck blends brisket?

[Realk]

i dunno, but i'm not giving brisket to an 8 month old either. It was just a joke about getting them started early eating brisket and steak etc.

[Suppressed Poet]

I didn't know he man was still a thing.. toss in some baseball and fishing for the love of everything texan.... and maybe some blended up brisket to the diet!

He-Man is not a thing for little ones today, but I’m going to raise them right on the classics. They don’t watch TV right now but I play the OG He-Man theme song on my phone and we have a wrestling/tickle/dance session every day. Once they turn 2 I think that is old enough to show them the Dolph Lundgren live action. Later we can move on to Conan the Barbarian and work our way up to Predator. The point is to feed them 80s action film propaganda to fill their mind with toxic masculinity & their body with high levels of testosterone.

Right now they just have some soft miniature sports balls they play with. As soon as they turn 4 I can sign them up for T-ball and will take them fishing.

They have only started to eat real food in the last month or so (only have their two bottom front teeth coming through right now), but they both love brisket. We just chop it up real fine. They seem to prefer the spicy thin Texas BBQ sauce over the KC thick and sweet.

[~Rocktar~]

He-Man is not a thing for little ones today, but I’m going to raise them right on the classics. They don’t watch TV right now but I play the OG He-Man theme song on my phone and we have a wrestling /tickle/dance session every day. Once they turn 2 I think that is old enough to show them the Dolph Lundgren live action. Later we can move on to Conan the Barbarian and work our way up to Predator.

Right now they just have some soft miniature sports balls they play with. As soon as they turn 4 I can sign them up for T-ball and will take them fishing.

They have only started to eat real food in the last month or so (only have their two bottom front teeth coming through right now), but they both love brisket. We just chop it up real fine. They seem to prefer the spicy thin Texas BBQ sauce over the KC thick and sweet.

Fathers matter.