Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[~Rocktar~]

The only proper American way to settle this dispute between two esteemed ladies of the House is to engage in mud wrestling on the floor. We need pyrotechnics, and Kid Rock, and ice cole burr that isn’t Budweiser. Hell we could sell pay per view tickets and solve this budget issue right meow.

[Suppressed Poet]

And then God said to the LA Dodgers, “get woke, go broke”.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/202...ag-queens/amp/

GWINN: Dodgers Swept, Suffer Worst Home Loss in 125 Years After Honoring Anti-Catholic Drag Queens

Not that this had anything to do with anything, but the Los Angeles Dodgers were humiliated by their archrival this weekend after deciding to host and honor a group of anti-Catholic drag queens at their Pride Night event on Friday.

The weekend began as awfully as it ended for the Dodgers. On Friday, the team bestowed the “Community Heroes” award on the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a group of drag queens who routinely mock the Catholic faith by performing grotesque sexual acts while using religious imagery, garb, and symbolism.

Fans barely outnumbered cameramen and security guards as the Dodgers honored the “Sisters” in front of what appeared to be 50 people.

Meanwhile, outside the stadium, thousands of pro-Catholic demonstrators protested and, at one point, even blocked one of the main entrances to the stadium.

As bad as things were for the Dodgers before the games started, they didn’t get any better once they started playing.

The Dodgers dropped their Pride Night game to their hated rival, the San Francisco Giants, 7-5. It got worse, though, much worse. On Saturday, the Dodgers were absolutely hammered by the Giants, 15-0, in the team’s worst home loss since the William McKinley administration.

And on Sunday, the Giants completed the sweep and took their first series from the Dodgers in Los Angeles since July of 2021 with a 7-3 victory. So, to recap, the Dodgers alienated thousands of their loyal fans, virtually every national and California-based Catholic diocese and political organization, and angered millions of Christians of every denomination nationwide.

Not to mention, you know, offending God.

Then, the Dodgers suffered their worst loss in 125 years while getting swept in a three-game series at home by their archrival for only the sixth time since both teams moved to California in 1958.

But again, I’m sure the Dodgers’ decision to honor a group known for making a grotesque mockery of Catholicism had nothing to do with any of that.

[Realk]

Since you are also in DFW I would just like to mention the Rangers are the only team in both leagues that chose not to recognize anything about this nonsense in June.

[Seran]

And then God said to the LA Dodgers, “get woke, go broke”.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/202...ag-queens/amp/

GWINN: Dodgers Swept, Suffer Worst Home Loss in 125 Years After Honoring Anti-Catholic Drag Queens

Is this another verse in the Bible or are you just amused by boldly retarded inferences they lost because God was displeased? Either way you need to learn more about your own religion, cuz you're way off base.

[Suppressed Poet]

Since you are also in DFW I would just like to mention the Rangers are the only team in both leagues that chose not to recognize anything about this nonsense in June.

Good to know. Honestly I don’t really follow baseball, but my work colleague left early to watch the TCU game. He is going to be bummed tomorrow.

[Suppressed Poet]

Is this another verse in the Bible or are you just amused by boldly retarded inferences they lost because God was displeased? Either way you need to learn more about your own religion, cuz you're way off base.

Do you blame Jesus for those mean kids that beat you up in middle school or something?…Did you even go to middle school? Are you a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence?

[Neveragain]

Is this another verse in the Bible or are you just amused by boldly retarded inferences they lost because God was displeased? Either way you need to learn more about your own religion, cuz you're way off base.

You sure got sensitive about men dressed as nuns, is this a thing for you?

[Parkbandit]

Serious, the far right needs to get it's shit together because Rep Boebert calling Rep Greene a 'little bitch' on the floor of the house while being taped by C-SPAN is pretty trashy. Also funny, but still trashy.

OMG! SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE HAS NEVER, EVER BEEN UTTERED ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE BEFORE!!!!

You are also funny, but still retarded.

[Parkbandit]

You sure got sensitive about men dressed as nuns, is this a thing for you?

They don't have to be dressed up for Seran.

[Suppressed Poet]

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to cage fight: 'Send me location'
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money...t/70345467007/

I’m rooting for Musk to beat Zuckerberg’s ass, but my betting money is on Zuckerberg to win.