Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppressed Poet]

Their sheer moronic thought process that assumes because they weren't personally made to work by their parents that no child is ever forced to work. Children are forced to work to survive, to avoid abuse and to support their household by neglectful parents everyday. Your anecdote, nor stupidly will never change that.

The least we can do is keep labor laws against child labor strict as to make it difficult for parents to abuse their children.

Fuck bitches. Get money.

[Shaps]

ROFL... I swear to god this country is fucking absurd...

A TV show about an autistic Doctor, who sees everything in a literal sense.... trying to be preached to by two other doctors while doing a diagnosis... only to find out that the "female patient" has "testicular cancer"... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WTF is going on... all sanity is gone. We need a fucking depression, WW3, or aliens to drop down to stop this fucking nonsense.

[Methais]

That's a solid dose of copium right there.

How old were you when you got your first job?

Oh that's right, you've never had a job because you're a welfare leech loser.

[Methais]

Seran has had some pretty dumb ass political stances over the years, but actively crusading against people working?

Even communists and socialists don't advocate for no one working. He's an entirely new breed of dumb.

I've been trying to tell everyone that this is for real Seran, but everyone, including myself, thought I was joking.

[Methais]

I know your inner Tucker Carlson can't help but make illogical inferences from an actual argument, but damn that was pathetic. But being against forced into unlawful labor of our minor children is consistent with federal law. I don't know how you Conservashits can be all for your kids being forced into work in lieu of school to support your household and also rail against China for doing the same. Fuggin hypocrites.

You: Says dumb shit like this ^

Normal people: I got a job on my own when I was 14 because I wanted money to buy things

Seran: NO YOUR PARENTS ABUSED YOU AND FORCED YOU INTO INDENTURED SERVITUDE!!!!!

Normal people: Uh, no they didn't. It was my idea, and they didn't even know about it until after I got the job.

Seran: WOW THAT'S SOME SERIOUS COPIUM!!!!


Also Seran: I don't understand why literally everyone on the planet thinks I'm the dumbest and biggest scumbag to ever walk the planet. Btw if you don't want to normalize sexualizing little kids then you're a bigot.

[Methais]

Their sheer moronic thought process that assumes because they weren't personally made to work by their parents that no child is ever forced to work. Children are forced to work to survive, to avoid abuse and to support their household by neglectful parents everyday. Your anecdote, nor stupidly will never change that.

The least we can do is keep labor laws against child labor strict as to make it difficult for parents to abuse their children.

Wait what happened to things like how Tgo's parents were abusive and how they forced him to work and all that other stupid shit you were doubling down on?

It's too late to backpedal now, dicknose.

[Shaps]

HAHAHAHA... pretty good one.

[Methais]

HAHAHAHA... pretty good one.

In before Seran does a Seran.

[Shaps]

Our President everyone... so shameful to allow this to happen.

Greatest Nation on earth? More like dumbest.

[Parkbandit]

Speaking of abusing child labor.. today I received a postcard from the "Central Pasco Dems" telling us to re-sign up for vote by mail.

It was obvious that either a young child or a "special needs" adult wrote the postcard.

I hope Seran has the same level of retardation to put these people down as he did for parents "forcing" their young children to go out and get a job.