Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

In a rebuttal to a post criticizing George Santos being given committee assignments despite knowing he was a fraud and conman, which you addressed in he post, you're somehow not talking about George Santos? LOL.

I'll try to keep this down to 2-3 syllable words so you won't be so confused:

You said people in Congress should not be good for being on meetings if they are liars.

I said every people in Congress is a liar so there would be no meetings.

Does that help?

[Seran]

I'll try to keep this down to 2-3 syllable words so you won't be so confused:

You said people in Congress should not be good for being on meetings if they are liars.

I said every people in Congress is a liar so there would be no meetings.

Does that help?

'Every people is a liar' is a bit hard to parse, but I think you're trying to assert an opinion that everyone in Congress is a liar? That is an interesting opinion, though highly subjective. Interesting how you continue to try and defend Republican choices to protect conmen and frauds with a strawman argument though.

[Solkern]

CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) — U.S. Rep. George Santos, the New York Republican infamous for fabricating key parts of his life story, has been indicted on charges that he embezzled money from his campaign, lied to Congress about his income and cheated his way into undeserved unemployment benefits, prosecutors said Wednesday.

The indictment says Santos induced supporters to donate to a company under the false pretense that the money would be used to support his campaign. Instead, it says, he used it for personal expenses, including to buy designer clothes and to pay his credit cards and car payments.

Santos also is accused of lying about his finances on congressional disclosure forms and applying for and receiving unemployment benefits while he was employed as regional director of an investment firm that the government shut down in 2021 over allegations that it was a Ponzi scheme.

Santos surrendered Wednesday and was taken to a federal courthouse on Long Island, where he was expected to make an initial court appearance later in the day on charges of wire fraud, money laundering, theft of public funds and making false statements to Congress.


DAMN.

[Parkbandit]

'Every people is a liar' is a bit hard to parse, but I think you're trying to assert an opinion that everyone in Congress is a liar? That is an interesting opinion, though highly subjective. Interesting how you continue to try and defend Republican choices to protect conmen and frauds with a strawman argument though.

Name a single member of Congress that isn't a liar.

Just one.

I know you can't come up with a single one.. so I'll just leave it at that.

The only strawman here is you.. and by strawman I really mean strawtard.. as I didn't defend any Republican at all.

[Seran]

Name a single member of Congress that isn't a liar.

Just one.

I know you can't come up with a single one.. so I'll just leave it at that.

The only strawman here is you.. and by strawman I really mean strawtard.. as I didn't defend any Republican at all.

You're wanting me to find evidence to refute a claim that you yourself haven't supported or substantiated, all to draw attention from your party's epic levels of corruption and criminal indictments? No. How about you back yourself up first.

Meanwhile, Trump, Santos, Cawthorn, Hunter are all MAGA Republicans indicted or sentenced for criminal acts in the last few years.

[Parkbandit]

You're wanting me to find evidence to refute a claim that you yourself haven't supported or substantiated, all to draw attention from your party's epic levels of corruption and criminal indictments? No. How about you back yourself up first.

How are you this.fucking.stupid.every.single.day?

It's like you have to literally psych yourself up every morning to post something dumber than you posted the day before.

I don't know how you manage it.

[Methais]

Not sure about your blanket statement, but thank fucking god, the dude is a complete douche and needs to get driven out of congress.

If Santos were a democrat, Seran would be telling us about how stunning and brave he is with all this oppression he's facing.

I wonder if Santos is gonna set a new record for shortest lived member of Congress when he gets kicked out. I just hope he gets replaced by another republican so I can watch Seran cry about it.

[Methais]

'Every people is a liar' is a bit hard to parse, but I think you're trying to assert an opinion that everyone in Congress is a liar? That is an interesting opinion, though highly subjective. Interesting how you continue to try and defend Republican choices to protect conmen and frauds with a strawman argument though.

Name at least 3 people in Congress from either party who aren't liars.

Or even just name 1.

And before you cry about it with some made up argument that I never made, Santos sucks and deserves to go.

[Solkern]

Name at least 3 people in Congress from either party who aren't liars.

Or even just name 1.

And before you cry about it with some made up argument that I never made, Santos sucks and deserves to go.

I do like the overconfidence that he projects, I’m innocent, and still running for reelection! I wish he said it while handcuffed.

[Solkern]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/russia-fl...071609704.html

Russia is floating a plan to build a village for conservative Americans who want to move to a 'Christian country' and are tired of liberal ideology in the US


Around 200 families have expressed interest in the project, Beslangurov said in a speech at a legal forum in St. Petersburg, the state outlet reported.

Many of these families don't have Russian roots but are tired of "the inculcation of radical values" in the US and Canada, Beslangurov said.

"Today, they have 70 genders, it is not known what will happen next," he added, per RIA Novosti. The same rhetoric has been used frequently by Russian Vladimir Putin as US-Russia relations worsened over the last several years. In December 2021, he compared gender nonconformity to the COVID-19 pandemic.


Which one of you are one of the 200 families?!