Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Seran]

Okay... now this is some real weird shit... start watching at 37 seconds... slow it to .5x speed...

The "INTRUDER" opened the door with a remote device... watch his left hand... you'll hear the chime of the door opening, his left hand puts something in his jacket pocket, then his left hand returns to Pelosi's right arm.

Pelosi's right hand is on the hammer, and his left is holding a drink... so he couldn't open it.

So the actual "attacker" opened the door....

This is fucking strange as all get out.

So, the guy beating Pelosi over the head with the hammer, his confession to the police, subsequent court hearing confessions are all suspicious because of what you saw at 0:37?

[Tgo01]

Just skip through all the bullshit commentary, these meltdowns are glorious.

Those fuckers were as giddy as could be when they removed Republicans from committee assignments, something that was a first to my knowledge, or at least hasn't happened in a very long time (usually each party decides who to add and remove from committees), but now they literally cry and meltdown and throw out every "ism" in the book when it happens to them.

Welcome to the House Minority party, bitches! You got at least another 2 years of this, hopefully many decades.

[Shaps]

So, the guy beating Pelosi over the head with the hammer, his confession to the police, subsequent court hearing confessions are all suspicious because of what you saw at 0:37?

Yes.. because what my eyes see in video evidence is actually what happened.

You believing what is "said" versus what you can "see" for yourself, is a you problem.

Unless Pelosi opened the door with his pecker, there's no way he opened it himself.

[Tgo01]

You can't even make this shit up anymore.

Remember how the left fell for the conspiracy theory that Hunter Biden's laptop wasn't real and was just "Russian disinformation"? Well now Hunter Biden's lawyers are calling for criminal charges against people who leaked personal information from Hunter Biden's laptop.

But...but Hunter Biden's laptop wasn't real? Oh wait, NOW it's real and publicizing information from an abandoned laptop is now apparently illegal so let's stop talking about what a criminal Hunter Biden is and let's talk about what a criminal literally everyone else is.

I sometimes wonder how people can be so fucking dumb to fall for this shit over and over and over and over again, but then I log into the PC and remember that your average leftist has the IQ of Seran, so it makes complete sense.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The owner of the repair shop is legally obligated to report illegal activities if they find it. As "the big guy" would say, there's no there there.

[Parkbandit]

The owner of the repair shop is legally obligated to report illegal activities if they find it. As "the big guy" would say, there's no there there.

This is normally the case... but according to the owner, they repaired the laptop and attempted to have Hunter come in a pay for the service for months. The laptop was claimed as abandoned by the shop owner when Hunter didn't come in a pay his bill.. and the rest is history. Once the laptop was determined to be abandoned, the ownership of the laptop transferred to the shop owner.

So there's plenty of there there.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

This is normally the case... but according to the owner, they repaired the laptop and attempted to have Hunter come in a pay for the service for months. The laptop was claimed as abandoned by the shop owner when Hunter didn't come in a pay his bill.. and the rest is history. Once the laptop was determined to be abandoned, the ownership of the laptop transferred to the shop owner.

So there's plenty of there there.

I think you misunderstand me, there is no there about it being "stolen" from the crack head. It's just a distraction tactic by the Biden defense as they close in on charging the son.

[Parkbandit]

I think you misunderstand me, there is no there about it being "stolen" from the crack head. It's just a distraction tactic by the Biden defense as they close in on charging the son.

Ah, yea, I misunderstood.

[Methais]

[Suppressed Poet]

I’m stealing this meme.