Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Seran trolling as an advocate for a convicted arms dealer? Shocking troll maneuver, but working somehow.

[Suppressed Poet]

Seran: Viktor Bout is harmless. Sure the military weapons he illegally trafficked may have been used to kill Americans & countless atrocities all over the world, but he didn’t kill anybody.

Also Seran: We need an assault weapons ban and confiscate all semiautomatic firearms from law abiding citizens! Gun owners are responsible for the death of children in mass shootings!!

[Seran]

Quite a few dumb, illogical posts from the rat wing party. You all are soiling your britches that an American woman was traded for Russian man, trying to hype up the dude's crimes beyond anything that he's been proven to do, tried, or convicted for in a dumb effort to disparage the President. Biden made the only trade available to our country at the time, but apparently you all would rather no trade happens whatsoever if that convicted spy who was bounced out of the Marines for crimes he convicted.

[Methais]

Quite a few dumb, illogical posts from the rat wing party. You all are soiling your britches that an American woman was traded for Russian man, trying to hype up the dude's crimes beyond anything that he's been proven to do, tried, or convicted for in a dumb effort to disparage the President. Biden made the only trade available to our country at the time, but apparently you all would rather no trade happens whatsoever if that convicted spy who was bounced out of the Marines for crimes he convicted.

We’re just saying that Biden is a weak bitch. Kind of like you.

[Suppressed Poet]

Quite a few dumb, illogical posts from the rat wing party. You all are soiling your britches that an American woman was traded for Russian man, trying to hype up the dude's crimes beyond anything that he's been proven to do, tried, or convicted for in a dumb effort to disparage the President. Biden made the only trade available to our country at the time, but apparently you all would rather no trade happens whatsoever if that convicted spy who was bounced out of the Marines for crimes he convicted.

I know that you are both mentally incapable of playing chess & you heard on The ReidOut that it’s a racist game since white goes first, but there is a concept called piece value. It’s almost always bad strategy to exchange a higher value piece like your queen (Viktor Bout aka the Merchant of Death) for a pawn (Brittney Griner a WNBA player that was caught in possession of weed).

Biden made a bad trade because he is weak. He cares more about scoring identity politics points than he does protecting America. Putin and the rest of the world knows it.

[Solkern]

This trade was fucking AWFUL, and STUPID.

The bitch deserves to sit in a Russian prison. She brought stuff into a hostile country. Period. Ignorance isn’t an excuse. I don’t give a shit if you think the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. This ain’t the fucking states. Giving up an arms dealer that was responsible for the deaths of hundreds or thousands of people for a worthless lesbian basketball player? Fuck that. Worst deal ever.

[Seran]

I know that you are both mentally incapable of playing chess & you heard on The ReidOut that it’s a racist game since white goes first, but there is a concept called piece value. It’s almost always bad strategy to exchange a higher value piece like your queen (Viktor Bout aka the Merchant of Death) for a pawn (Brittney Griner a WNBA player that was caught in possession of weed).

Biden made a bad trade because he is weak. He cares more about scoring identity politics points than he does protecting America. Putin and the rest of the world knows it.

Got it, so you believe that the Griner trade wasn't good enough and somehow have subjectively valued a female, black, WMBA professional athlete as being less valuable than a white, male former criminal and likely CIA undercover operative. Only you've not offered any evidence why.

[Methais]

Got it, so you believe that the Griner trade wasn't good enough and somehow have subjectively valued a female, black, WMBA professional athlete as being less valuable than a white, male former criminal and likely CIA undercover operative. Only you've not offered any evidence why.

This is why even other democrats think you're a fucking idiot.

[Parkbandit]

Quite a few dumb, illogical posts from the rat wing party. You all are soiling your britches that an American woman was traded for Russian man, trying to hype up the dude's crimes beyond anything that he's been proven to do, tried, or convicted for in a dumb effort to disparage the President. Biden made the only trade available to our country at the time, but apparently you all would rather no trade happens whatsoever if that convicted spy who was bounced out of the Marines for crimes he convicted.

Hype up?

HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING STUPID IN EVERY SINGLE THREAD YOU POST IN!?!?!?? IT SHOULD BE AGAINST ALL ODDS!

Victor Bout was #2 on the FBI's Most Wanted (behind Bin Laden) list when he was captured.

Seran: "You are just trying to hype up the dude's crimes!"

[Suppressed Poet]

Got it, so you believe that the Griner trade wasn't good enough and somehow have subjectively valued a female, black, WMBA professional athlete as being less valuable than a white, male former criminal and likely CIA undercover operative. Only you've not offered any evidence why.

Understand that when I speak of value in this instance I am saying so strictly in the context of being an asset or liability to our government.

One of those people is an infamous arms trafficker that sold military weapons and equipment to terrorists and enemies of humanity. Our government spent years and tons of resources chasing him all over the world to bring him to justice. The other is a basketball player that was dumb enough to try to bring weed into Russia. What more “evidence” do you require?