Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

This was Gelston's quote, then I pointed out the stock closed above $51 dollars, versus his standing offer of just over $54.

What was the price before Elon bought? What would be the price if he dumped it all, which is what would have happened if his buyout offer got turned down? Stop being a fucking moron who has no idea how prices and charts work.

There. I tried.

Stop being a mouth breather and come back when your creativity is at least on par with an amoeba.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The government created a disinformation board.

[Methais]

Biggest problem Elon Musk and his family of companies is MSNBC told me that he makes me soooooooooooooooooooooo mad!!!!!

This is correct.

[Parkbandit]

The government created a disinformation board.

Jesus Christ.. really?

Like what?

[~Rocktar~]

Jesus Christ.. really?

Like what?

Yep.

Here is a Leftist piece on the person appointed to head it up by the DHS shitbag Mayorkas.

https://www.newsweek.com/who-nina-ja...-board-1701677

[Seran]

Maybe it's time Madison Cawthorn finally comes out? Between his crossdressing and what appears to be a very special bromance with one of his staffers, it appears our hate mongering social conservative meant everyone else when he vilified homosexuals as being disgusting. As usual, Republicans display their utter hypocrisy by living the lives they tell the rest of us are immoral and evil.

EXCLUSIVE: 'I would like to see a naked body beneath my hands.' GOP Rep Madison Cawthorn is caught on video with male scheduler's hand on his crotch as new ethics complaint claims the congressman gave him thousands of dollars in loans and gifts, Footage obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com shows Rep. Madison Cawthorn, 26, in a car with his close aide and staffer Stephen Smith, 23

New video of scandal-ridden GOP Rep Madison Cawthorn having his crotch felt by a close male friend and staff member is at the center of a complaint calling for an investigation into him and filed with the Office of Congressional Ethics today, DailyMail.com can reveal.


The extraordinary footage, obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com and seen here for the first time today, shows Cawthorn, 26, in a car with his close aide and his scheduler Stephen Smith, 23.


Cawthorn sits in the driver's seat apparently filmed by Smith as he adopts an exaggerated accent and says, 'I feel the passion and desire and would like to see a naked body beneath my hands.'


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The camera then pans back to Smith who says, 'Me too' as Cawthorn can be heard laughing. Smith then films himself reaching his hand over and into Cawthorn's crotch.


The video is one of several exhibits filed in support of the ethics complaint drafted by political group Fire Madison Cawthorn.


Cawthorn appeared to allude to the scandal on Thursday in a tweet which said: 'Many of my colleagues would be nowhere near politics if they had grown up with a cell phone in their hands.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nd-crotch.html

https://firemadison.com/wp-content/u...en-L-Smith.pdf

[Gelston]

Stephen Smith? WTF is Stan Smith's son doing feeling up dudes?

[Parkbandit]

Maybe it's time Madison Cawthorn finally comes out? Between his crossdressing and what appears to be a very special bromance with one of his staffers, it appears our hate mongering social conservative meant everyone else when he vilified homosexuals as being disgusting. As usual, Republicans display their utter hypocrisy by living the lives they tell the rest of us are immoral and evil.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nd-crotch.html

https://firemadison.com/wp-content/u...en-L-Smith.pdf

What a fucking faggot, amirite Seran?

Fucking tranny queer bastards.

[Parkbandit]

Also, if he's disabled from the waist down.. would he know if someone had their hand on his crotch?

[Methais]

Maybe it's time Madison Cawthorn finally comes out? Between his crossdressing and what appears to be a very special bromance with one of his staffers, it appears our hate mongering social conservative meant everyone else when he vilified homosexuals as being disgusting. As usual, Republicans display their utter hypocrisy by living the lives they tell the rest of us are immoral and evil.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nd-crotch.html

https://firemadison.com/wp-content/u...en-L-Smith.pdf

From the article:

Another made by the representative to his staff member four days later reads, 'The stuff we did in Amsterdam.'

The following day on June 21 Cawthorn made a payment to Smith for, 'The quickie at the airport.'

Four days later Smith makes a payment to Cawthorn 'For loving me daily and nightly.'

One note on a payment made by Smith to Cawthorn on December 13, 2018, reads simply, 'Nudes.'

It is not clear if the two twenty-somethings added those tags as a joke.

And here's the screenshot right below it with more payment activity:



"iT iS nOt ClEaR iF tHe TaGs WeRe A jOkE!!!"

In before Seran accuses him of actual breaking and entering.