Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[joeyb]

Still no grandkids let alone great grandkids, but we're hoping soon!

wait you've found someone to have sex with you? lol could you imagine? god works in mysterious ways.

do me a solid and consult with a doctor before engaging in any sexual activity. i know at your age it can be risky. gl homie

[Parkbandit]

wait you've found someone to have sex with you? lol could you imagine? god works in mysterious ways.

I'm an atheist, so I'm not sure God has much to do with anything.

But, I'm not surprised you can't break into gay porn with what you have to work with. Have you tried maybe gay phone sex maybe?

do me a solid and consult with a doctor before engaging in any sexual activity. i know at your age it can be risky. gl homie

I should be good, but thank you for your concern MacGuyver. What number alt is this btw? Have you hit 200 yet?

[Methais]

lol you are like the early 2000s internet in the body of a 40-whatever year old loser man.

gay!

The only thing missing from your posts still is "Who is this macguyver guy? I've never heard of him!"

[joeyb]

I'm an atheist, so I'm not sure God has much to do with anything.

But, I'm not surprised you can't break into gay porn with what you have to work with. Have you tried maybe gay phone sex maybe?



I should be good, but thank you for your concern MacGuyver. What number alt is this btw? Have you hit 200 yet?

seriously, are you under 70? i refuse to believe someone can be this lame and not be like 70+

[joeyb]

methais idk why but i got a feeling that you wear a chain wallet. true/false?

[Methais]

methais idk why but i got a feeling that you wear a chain wallet. true/false?

That's because everything you say is wrong and stupid.

[joeyb]

That's because everything you say is wrong and stupid.

ok i'll take that as true.

methais when you go to a wedding do you tuck your best button down into your jeans or leave it hanging out?

[Methais]

ok i'll take that as true.

methais when you go to a wedding do you tuck your best button down into your jeans or leave it hanging out?

macguyver: Methais I bet you wear a wallet chain

Me: That's because you're wrong and stupid

macguyver: I knew it!



This is how we know you're macguyver.

But since you're too stupid to understand words, wallet chains were never cool and people who wear them suck and probably drink Ice House and listen to Buck Cherry.

[joeyb]

macguyver: Methais I bet you wear a wallet chain

Me: That's because you're wrong and stupid

macguyver: I knew it!



This is how we know you're macguyver.

But since you're too stupid to understand words, wallet chains were never cool and people who wear them suck and probably drink Ice House and listen to Buck Cherry.

lol

methais: something stupid
me: something funny making fun of the stupid thing methais said

methais: no you're gay and also you are macguyver

[Suppressed Poet]

…hey now…Buckcherry is a gahdamn rock legend!!