Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

the current thread of conversation you fucking idiot. if you had any grey matter left in your fucking empty head you would have been able to piece that together by this thing called "context"

"also, what's the point of this current stupid thread? like is the argument here that only Dem presidents are "bad guys"?"

hmm, whatever could he mean by this? oh i see, by 'stupid thread' he must mean the literal thread title. i am obviously a moron and not able to read so this is what i will think

I miss the interesting trolls.

This just reeks of "I'm gonna say all sorts of crazy and weird shit so the likes of Seran will notice me!"

[joeyb]

i mean there's literally no way for me to prove i'm not someone else. like, everyone who comes in this thread and makes fun of you morons for being morons is maguyver? ok, then I'm macguyver

[joeyb]

I miss the interesting trolls.

This just reeks of "I'm gonna say all sorts of crazy and weird shit so the likes of Seran will notice me!"

lol what

[joeyb]

No one doubts that at all.

jesus christ dude how old are you? this is some grandpa shit right here. did you literally just quote me out of context and try to insult me based on that? this is so pathetically unfunny it's wrapped around and become funny. you're like the terrible b-movie of message board posters

[Seran]

It is pretty funny how easily people like you are fooled. You are the exact target of "Russian misinformation" and you fall for it time and time again.

Always nice to see Dreaven outright lie about what was in a video

[Parkbandit]

jesus christ dude how old are you? this is some grandpa shit right here. did you literally just quote me out of context and try to insult me based on that? this is so pathetically unfunny it's wrapped around and become funny. you're like the terrible b-movie of message board posters

You aren't even B-movie type though. You are one of those Hallmark movies where you can tell the exact plot from the very beginning.

Like I said, you always use the exact.same.pattern. every time you call up another one of your old alts.

You spend years barely posting.. and rarely if ever in the political threads.

Then, you go all in.

Let's see if this alt follows that pattern:

Started July 2017.

7 posts of GS related.
Left for 2 years.
Made 1 post in GS related.
Left for 1 year.
Made 4 posts in GS related.
Left for 6 months.
Made 1 post in GS related.
Left for a few months.
Made 13 political posts in 2 days.

Yea, welcome "back" MacGuyver.

So... did you get your big gay porn break you were hoping for and finally get to buy a house?

[Alfster]

It is pretty funny how easily people like you are fooled. You are the exact target of "Russian misinformation" and you fall for it time and time again.

Checks thread title. Checks link. Laughed at it.

Your bias, once again, needs to be checked. It's hilarious propaganda.

[Methais]

i mean there's literally no way for me to prove i'm not someone else. like, everyone who comes in this thread and makes fun of you morons for being morons is maguyver? ok, then I'm macguyver

It's almost as if it's the same cycle of events and the same posting style followed by the same "I'm not macguyver guys, srs!!!!" every time, across 894032794720423 different accounts, and so far 100% of them have turned out to be macguyver.

Minus the "almost" part.

[Parkbandit]

It's almost as if it's the same cycle of events and the same posting style followed by the same "I'm not macguyver guys, srs!!!!" every time, across 894032794720423 different accounts, and so far 100% of them have turned out to be macguyver.

Minus the "almost" part.

"MacGuyver who!? Never heard of him... but I KNOW PB IS OLD!"

Fucking clown.

[joeyb]

yes, you guys cracked the case. i'm macguyver, gay porn star who doesn't live in a house.