Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Yes. And also any post with "gay" in it would get removed by HarmNone, so one day Anticor decided he was going to use "beef wellington" in its place and it just kinda stuck for a while as a running joke, even after HarmNone was gone.

She banned me once over this picture of a tattoo too, which was in a tattoo thread even, iirc. It must have been too beef wellington for her.

(image is a tattoo that features beef wellington mermen and their beef wellington mermen dongs)

I'm oppressed.

Oh Harmnone... She took her moderation here as if she was being paid to do it... too much power for someone who obviously wasn't used to wielding it.

[Parkbandit]

This is you now:




I've never had beef wellington before, even before Anticor made it heterosexually challenged. Is it good?

It is de-fucking-licious.. if you make it right.

If you like mushrooms, steak and bread.. you will love beef wellington.

Unless you are a beef wellington, then stick to lattes.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/a...100251167.html

"Americans move to Texas, Florida and Alabama as more work from home since COVID"

Don't bring your politics to the state you move to. You moved there for a reason. Just saying. LOL

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/rush...153123494.html

"They rushed to get IUDs before Trump took office. Five years later, would they do it again?"

"In early 2017, getting an IUD was a trendy thing to do and a practical reaction to political uncertainty."

ROFL... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!???

Jesus fucking christ.... blaming Trump for their own choices for birth control? HAHAHAHAHAHA

We're these people "misinformed"?... ROFL...

I just can't anymore. What the "media" promotes is utter insanity. ROFL

[Methais]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/rush...153123494.html

"They rushed to get IUDs before Trump took office. Five years later, would they do it again?"

"In early 2017, getting an IUD was a trendy thing to do and a practical reaction to political uncertainty."

ROFL... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!???

Jesus fucking christ.... blaming Trump for their own choices for birth control? HAHAHAHAHAHA

We're these people "misinformed"?... ROFL...

I just can't anymore. What the "media" promotes is utter insanity. ROFL

You know you went raw on that.

[Shaps]

You know you went raw on that.

Okay... serious question... like for real... how does someone that big... wipe/wash their ass after taking a shit? I mean seriously... their arms can't reach around that far... so how do they do it??

[Shaps]

https://hollywoodunlocked.com/modern...itter-account/

"Moderna CEO Stephane Bancel Sells $400M Shares And Deletes Twitter Account"

Huh... weird...

[Kyulen]

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/a...100251167.html

"Americans move to Texas, Florida and Alabama as more work from home since COVID"

Don't bring your politics to the state you move to. You moved there for a reason. Just saying. LOL

So people should stop having political views if they move to a different state? That's not how reality works.

[Parkbandit]

So people should stop having political views if they move to a different state? That's not how reality works.

Re-read Shaps post and let's think about it one more time..

I have faith you can do it.

Just try.

Also: Please let us know what party you voted for in the last election again. Thx

[Tgo01]

So people should stop having political views if they move to a different state? That's not how reality works.

I think it's more like...if you are fleeing your state because the politicians have turned the state to shit, then don't move to a new state and vote for the same type of politicians.

But the left seems to personify the expression "Misery loves company."

Far leftists: If I have to be miserable then EVERYONE has to be miserable!

The Democrats should just adopt that as their motto. At least it would be honest.