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[Parkbandit]

I feel the same way about most everyone on the internet.

No matter how hard you want me to be, I'll never be him. I know you miss your buddy, but he's not here right now.

You feel the same way? Not really. You've created 100+ logins because you are so upset that you were banned from here multiple times.

Based on what you've said here, I have to wonder about the whole "new account" part of your McGuyver behavior pattern. I wonder just how many new people you've run off these forums. You're such a snowflake that you can't imagine two people reacting the same way to your shenanigans.

Furthermore, my behavior doesn't even fit the patterns that you laid out. Rest assured that you've never seen me triggered. I may use caps from time to time, but it's for emphasis.

You fit the MacGuyver pattern perfectly actually.

You came in 2014. Barely a political post.

Came back in 2019. Triggered as fuck.

Came back in 2021. Triggered x100.

Typical MacGuyver.

Anyway, my initial post on here(after what, a 2 year break? don't feel like checking) would categorically fall under what you'd call a "triggered" post. You're not even making sense according to your own rules! It's too late to check yourself, for you have already rekt my friend!

Did I say your initial post was triggered? No.

I said you came back and you've been triggered in political threads.

Also, this will end like it always does with you: You leave again or you get banned.

[Parkbandit]

And that's exactly what the Trump taint worshippers forget

Fucking faggots, amirite?

Nice Seran. Nothing says insult like a homo.

I haven't laughed like this since another homo used to insult people that they are gay.

But he got banned.

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You feel the same way? Not really. You've created 100+ logins because you are so upset that you were banned from here multiple times.



You fit the MacGuyver pattern perfectly actually.

You came in 2014. Barely a political post.

Came back in 2019. Triggered as fuck.

Came back in 2021. Triggered x100.

Typical MacGuyver.



Did I say your initial post was triggered? No.

I said you came back and you've been triggered in political threads.

Also, this will end like it always does with you: You leave again or you get banned.

A million lol's. Okay.

[Flap]

Fucking faggots, amirite?

Nice Seran. Nothing says insult like a homo.

I haven't laughed like this since another homo used to insult people that they are gay.

But he got banned.

Taint worship isn't inherently homosexual, though. You're projecting again.

[Flap]

And that's exactly what the Trump taint worshippers forget; that the orange man did his level best to undercut pre-vaccine safety measures whenever possible. Social distancing, derided. Masks, ridiculed. Progressive state lockdowns, criticized endlessly. Months and months of Trump convincing his worshippers that Covid-19 is no worse than the flu, would go away in just a couple of months. Alternative therapeutics with no proven effectiveness, hailed as the greatest thing since injection of household cleansers.

Then as the pandemic (predictably) began spiraling out of control, he did his level best to blame his positions on Dr Fauci, the single voice of reason on his counsel of pandemic advisors. Not surprisingly after all of his super spreader events he personally attended, Da Trump caught Covid-19 and was immediately hospitalized and received treatment the majority of Americans had no access to. All of this and more is why his man-tan ass was kicked out of the Whitehouse.

Yep! Trump made a complete fool of himself in terms of dealing with the pandemic. And in terms of most everything else in life except being born rich.

[Parkbandit]

Taint worship isn't inherently homosexual, though. You're projecting again.

"It's not gay if you worship another man's taint!" - MacGuyver 2021

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"It's not gay if you worship another man's taint!" - MacGuyver 2021

No need for slurs, friend. I know you only use them to seem like a big strong straight man who could NEVER be gay. I believe you.

Let me help you understand my words. You're so dense and wounded by your constant online struggles that you failed to realize something. Seran's words didn't target you, or any man, AT ALL! Amazing, huh? They said Trump taint worshipers.

Know how I know you're TOTALLY NOT gay? When someone suggests a sexual act, and you, without ANY other context, assume it's between two men.

I'm glad for your own sake that you're TOALLY, VERY MUCH NOT GAY AND VERY STRAIGHT. But even if you were gay I'd still value you as a person. I hope you know that

[Parkbandit]

No need for slurs, friend. I know you only use them to seem like a big strong straight man who could NEVER be gay. I believe you.

Let me help you understand my words. You're so dense and wounded by your constant online struggles that you failed to realize something. Seran's words didn't target you, or any man, AT ALL! Amazing, huh? They said Trump taint worshipers.

Know how I know you're TOTALLY NOT gay? When someone suggests a sexual act, and you, without ANY other context, assume it's between two men.

I'm glad for your own sake that you're TOALLY, VERY MUCH NOT GAY AND VERY STRAIGHT. But even if you were gay I'd still value you as a person. I hope you know that

Seran literally said "Trump taint worshipers" and I laughed with him calling straight men gay. A progressive calling a straight man gay as an insult makes me laugh.

You doubled down on it... saying that a man worshiping another man's taint isn't gay.

Which makes me laugh even harder.

PS - Thank you for being extra triggered today. It's a slow morning for me as I wait to go to see Ohio State vs. Michigan.

ETA: That's a football game.

[Flap]

Seran literally said "Trump taint worshipers" and I laughed with him calling straight men gay. A progressive calling a straight man gay as an insult makes me laugh.

You doubled down on it... saying that a man worshiping another man's taint isn't gay.

Which makes me laugh even harder.

PS - Thank you for being extra triggered today. It's a slow morning for me as I wait to go to see Ohio State vs. Michigan.

ETA: That's a football game.

So, purposefully obtuse again. Okay. Is that fun for you?

[Parkbandit]

So, purposefully obtuse again. Okay. Is that fun for you?

Bro. You literally said that worshiping another man's taint isn't gay.

That was you.

As a self described cuck.. I can see where you would actually believe this.

Just don't try to pass that along as a steadfast rule for normal guys.

It's not.