A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

Don't worry, Tardbandit. Your meltdown thread is here for you whenever you need to cry about how upset you are that Trump lost.

[Parkbandit]

Erm, no, you created that thread while you were having the same kind of "I lost in an argument, now I'm butthurt about it" reaction that Rocktard's having. So it's no surprise you'd simp for him.



I know you're upset that you and your fellow right-wing imbeciles will continue to be humiliated in thread after thread, but if you were capable of learning, you wouldn't be in the midst of a 7-month long, record-setting meltdown, Tardbandit.

[Ashliana]

That's right, Tardbandit! Your wishes are this close to transforming the universe to somehow make your actions somehow not reflect on you!

[Methais]

I never paid any attention to the links at the bottom of the page, so I never realized until just now that Tisket was way the fuck ahead of you PB with making a special thread just for Ashlianus by over a decade.

Ashliana

Here's a thread all your own. Hey,if it's good enough for Miss I it's good enough for the likes of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMOcJfsksI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DykNA...eature=related

Can you pick out Ashliana?

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

[Ashliana]

I never paid any attention to the links at the bottom of the page, so I never realized until just now that Tisket was way the fuck ahead of you PB with making a special thread just for Ashlianus by over a decade.

Ashliana

Can you pick out Ashliana?

It's okay, Methais. Parkbandit may have gone off the rails in epic fashion because Trump spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- like he did post-Obama's second victory -- but he survived then and he'll survive now. He just needs to hang in there a little longer. He's got a friend like you faithfully simping on him!

Similarly, your frantic wishing has almost transformed the universe to make the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans! Once your prayers take effect, you won't be profoundly retarded for having argued it for weeks!

[drauz]

I miss Ashliana...

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[Parkbandit]

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Without Ashliana, this forum would be boring.

I stand by that comment. It was at a time when Ashliana had a tiny, miniscule sense of self awareness and that no one wanted to engage with him... so he got upset and left the forums.

Thankfully, those days are LONG GONE... because Ashliana has zero.self.awareness.

When he gets very upset, he leaves these forums.. it happened then.. it happened after the 2016 election cycle. It'll happen again, given his obvious mental unstableness.

I also created this thread to give him the attention that he never got from his parents.

This thread is the thread that keeps on giving.

You're welcome.

[Ashliana]

Without Ashliana, this forum would be boring.

I stand by that comment. It was at a time when Ashliana had a tiny, miniscule sense of self awareness and that no one wanted to engage with him... so he got upset and left the forums.

Thankfully, those days are LONG GONE... because Ashliana has zero.self.awareness.

When he gets very upset, he leaves these forums.. it happened then.. it happened after the 2016 election cycle. It'll happen again, given his obvious mental unstableness.

I also created this thread to give him the attention that he never got from his parents.

This thread is the thread that keeps on giving.

You're welcome.

Soothe those bruised fee-fees with made-up nonsense. It definitely erases your record-setting meltdown.

But it's okay, TB. If you come up with just the right mental gymnastics, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

Also:



Best of luck coping.

[~Rocktar~]

Post more puppet.

[Ashliana]

Post more puppet.

Any time you need to be called a retarded, right-wing neckbeard, you let me know. I'm here for you.



Oh, and daily reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.