Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

I dunno, if Biden manages to get to 30% approval rating I think that will mean something.

That the Democrats are ready for President Harris?

Yikes. They don't want that at all.

[Methais]

[Tgo01]

According to RCP Biden's approval rating is already under 50.

He has had none stop positive coverage up until a couple of days ago, he was being hailed as a progressive hero for making so much history with his nominations and vice president selection, why he was supposed to lockdown the virus and save us all!

How do you fuck all of that up in such a short time? No that's not a rhetorical question, let us go over all of the ways Biden managed to fuck that up:

Inflation we haven't seen in decades
Gas prices skyrocketing
Labor shortage
Crime skyrocketing all over the country because he won't push back against his crazy base with the defund the police nonsense
Somehow fucking up the virus response WITH the vaccine handed to him on a silver platter by the previous administration
Speaking of vaccine...forcing federal employees to get the vaccine
Making a decision in Afghanistan that impacted millions of lives just in Afghanistan, not to mention impacting lives of millions more around the world, and showing complete indifference to the suffering he has caused

There's more but his fuckups are so many I can't even remember them all at the moment.

Good job "voting blue no matter who!" guys. Real winner you chose here. Your life is measurably worse under Biden but you don't care because he's not Trump.

Biden's approval numbers are dropping fast.

Just two weeks ago he had 51.3% approve and 43.5% disapprove, for a net +7.8% approval rating.

Today he's at 49.4/46.8 for a net +2.6% approval rating. Hopefully people remember what a truly shitty president he is and don't forget all about this shit in two weeks.

[drauz]

[Solkern]

Biden's approval numbers are dropping fast.

Just two weeks ago he had 51.3% approve and 43.5% disapprove, for a net +7.8% approval rating.

Today he's at 49.4/46.8 for a net +2.6% approval rating. Hopefully people remember what a truly shitty president he is and don't forget all about this shit in two weeks.

Oh, so now approval ratings is acceptable for you on how to judge if a president is shitty or not? I guess that means Biden is better than Trump!

Where were you when Trump’s “approval ratings” were in the 30’s and low 40’s? Were you saying Trump is a shitty President? Oh, that’s right you weren’t. Love your double standards.

[Solkern]

Approval ratings are like polls... neither should really be looked to as fact.

I’d like to thank you for being consistent in your opinion.

[Tgo01]

Oh, so now approval ratings is acceptable for you on how to judge if a president is shitty or not? I guess that means Biden is better than Trump!

Where were you when Trump’s “approval ratings” were in the 30’s and low 40’s? Were you saying Trump is a shitty President? Oh, that’s right you weren’t. Love your double standards.

You're conflating two things I said. Stop that and learn English.

Me saying he's a shitty president is because he's a shitty president, not because of his approval ratings. Nor did I say approval ratings determine if a president is shitty or not but they are a good gauge to determine...wait for it...how many people approve of the job the president is doing.

Finally Trump's approval ratings should have an * next to them to clarify that his numbers were WITH the media lying about him 24/7 and drumming up as much fear and outrage as they could, contrast that with the media licking Biden's dirty asshole 24/7 up until a few days ago. Stop comparing apples to pineapples, just because the word "apple" is in both does not mean they are the same word. I know I had to actually explain that to you.

[Parkbandit]

I’d like to thank you for being consistent in your opinion.

I'd like to thank you for bring inconsistent in your opinion.. and that your opinion is driven by what party is in control of the WH.

[Alfster]

Finally Trump's approval ratings should have an * next to them to clarify that his numbers were WITH the media lying about him 24/7 and drumming up as much fear and outrage as they could, contrast that with the media licking Biden's dirty asshole 24/7 up until a few days ago. Stop comparing apples to pineapples, just because the word "apple" is in both does not mean they are the same word. I know I had to actually explain that to you.

You are one sad individual. Haha. Holy shit.

[Tgo01]

Biden's approval numbers are dropping fast.

Just two weeks ago he had 51.3% approve and 43.5% disapprove, for a net +7.8% approval rating.

Today he's at 49.4/46.8 for a net +2.6% approval rating. Hopefully people remember what a truly shitty president he is and don't forget all about this shit in two weeks.

2 days later and Biden's numbers are now 47.8% approve and 48.6% disapprove for a net approval rating of -0.8%. Good job, Biden! You had literally everything handed to you on a silver platter and all you had to do was not royally fuck it all up...and you managed to somehow fuck it up even worse than that.