A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just when I didn't think you could NO U any harder, you pull out the ultimate Ashlianus NO U of all time.

I bet "I CREATED THIS THREAD" is what comes from you next.

Holy fuck.

Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"
Ashliana: "How does your unforced error constitute rage or butthurt on anyone else's part?"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashliana: "How so?"

Best of luck with those wishes. Oh, and coming to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, twice. Totally unprompted. No reason. Just abject stupidity.

Please keep up the meltdown, Methais.

[Parkbandit]

Can we take a break from laughing at Ashliana and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?

We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!

This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashliana... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.

Ashliana is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.

Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.

[Ashliana]

Can we take a break from laughing at Ashliana and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?

We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!

This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashliana... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.

Ashliana is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.

Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.

Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.

Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.

[Methais]

Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"
Ashlianus: "I sure am and..no wait I mean NO U!"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashlianus: "JUST BECAUSE I SAID NO U DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A NO U OMG U GOT PUT IN UR PLACE SOOOOOOO HARD JUST NOW. I WISH I LIKED MYSELF."

Best of luck with those wishes. Oh, and coming to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, twice. Totally unprompted. No reason. Just abject stupidity.

Please keep up the meltdown, Methais.

NO U #84732094270 has been brought to you by Ashlianus, just like the 84732094269 NO Us before it.

Can we take a break from laughing at Ashlianus and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?

We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!

This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashlianus... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.

Ashlianus is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.

Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.

No dude, Ashlianus created this thread to trap you in it, didn't you hear the news? You got put in your place soooooooooooo hard!

Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.

Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.

Ashlianus full rage mode has been confirmed.

[Ashliana]

NO U #84732094270 has been brought to you by Ashlianus, just like the 84732094269 NO Us before it.

Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"
Ashliana: "How does your unforced error constitute rage or butthurt on anyone else's part?"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashliana: "How so?"
Methais: "IT WAS A NOU BECUASE I WISHED IT WERE SO!"

Super convincing argument. 10/10, Methais. About as well conceived as your demonstrably false argument #1:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

And as well conceived as your demonstrably false argument #2 you were hilariously forced to move the goalposts to:

"bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!"

No dude, Ashlianus created this thread to trap you in it, didn't you hear the news? You got put in your place soooooooooooo hard!

I already said why I participate in this thread: to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.

Ashlianus full rage mode has been confirmed.

You've now been hysterically railing for two hours because your fragile-as-glass ego won't allow you to come to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, totally unprompted, for no reason.

[Parkbandit]

Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.

I've yet to see a single instance in this thread where Methais needed help from you. That might just be in your head.

Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.

Do show the math.. or are you still trying to deny that you didn't delete more than 40 of your posts in this thread? I don't expect an unemployable loaf such as yourself to understand math.

And you seem hung up on people having jobs, careers and owning businesses.. is it because you don't have to because you get WIC and disability checks sent to the apartment you rent?

And what did I tell you about using the term "fantasy"? At least pretend to have SOME semblance of self awareness. Pretending is your only "gift" even if you are still terrible at it.

[Ashliana]

I've yet to see a single instance in this thread where Methais needed help from you. That might just be in your head.

This is a pretty cringe-inducing reading comprehension failure on your part. Maybe you should take another crack at it.

Do show the math.. or are you still trying to deny that you didn't delete more than 40 of your posts in this thread? I don't expect an unemployable loaf such as yourself to understand math.

I never denied deleting posts, I said your count was wrong, which you've already acknowledged. You proved your inability to handle basic arithmetic the other day, though, when you humiliated yourself, followed by attempting to lie about what you'd previously claimed, which also failed.

And you seem hung up on people having jobs, careers and owning businesses.. is it because you don't have to because you get WIC and disability checks sent to the apartment you rent?[

You seem awfully self-conscious about the fact that you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living. Almost like it explains your comical ignorance of the scientific method, your hilariously poor reading comprehension, your ignorance of your own native language, and your reliance on fantasies.

And what did I tell you about using the term "fantasy"? At least pretend to have SOME semblance of self awareness. Pretending is your only "gift" even if you are still terrible at it.

You mean when you embarrassed yourself yet again by making a claim which you were immediately unable to substantiate? Speaking of self-awareness.... Jesus.

[Methais]

I already said why I participate in this thread: to showcase my hilarious mental breakdowns and complete lack of self control again and again.

Well yeah, that's what we've been saying this whole time. Try to keep up.

[Ashliana]

Well yeah, that's what we've been saying this whole time. Try to keep up.

Now that was a NOU. You know, those things you're always crying about with no self-awareness, shame or irony?



Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that you lied out of your ass, got called out on it, and had a huge meltdown since your ego couldn't take it.

[Parkbandit]

This is a pretty cringe-inducing reading comprehension failure on your part. Maybe you should take another crack at it.

Damn, you are still using cringe after Methais told you he was going to make you use it.... lolol.....

I never denied deleting posts, I said your count was wrong, which you've already acknowledged. You proved your inability to handle basic arithmetic the other day, though, when you humiliated yourself, followed by attempting to lie about what you'd previously claimed, which also failed.

I said I can only use the number I KNOW you deleted. The actual count is far more than 40, but 40 is the minimum number of posts you deleted. Are you denying that you deleted more than 40 now.. or are you doing what you always do.. hanging onto something like it's a small prize?

If you want to go with 50 or 60 or 70... I don't have a problem with that. But you have deleted at least 40 posts in this thread that I was counting... so I'll be using that figure.

You seem awfully self-conscious about the fact that you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living.

But I'm not 60. And I don't clean ducts for a living.

But you've never let facts get in the way of your online fantasies before..

Almost like it explains your comical ignorance of the scientific method, your hilariously poor reading comprehension, your ignorance of your own native language, and your reliance on fantasies.

Hey.. I don't blame you for having a robust online fantasy life.... if I had to live as you for a day, I would promptly swallow the business end of a shotgun. Jesus, just thinking about it makes me dry heave.

You mean when you embarrassed yourself yet again by making a claim which you were immediately unable to substantiate? Speaking of self-awareness.... Jesus.

Jesus, indeed.

But I heard he can't save you either. Sorry