A thread for Ashliana

[Methais]

NO U x100000000000000000000000000000

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

The only one who doesn't get the intent of this thread was the person this thread was created for.

Nobody cares what your intent was. You made the thread in a fit of rage, when you were hysterically upset about Trump's loss, and butthurt about yet another argument you lost. The fact that you got conned into moving your obsession with me from the private realm to the public one is just a bonus.

Thankfully, nature has already taken care of that.

Darwin was right.

Nobody's surprised the 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living doesn't know anything about biology.

NO U x100000000000000000000000000000

I gotta be honest here...if it weren't for the quotes, I would have assumed that you were writing an autobiography.

Translation: "NOU!" Super convincing. Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that 1) you made a demonstrably incorrect statement, 2) absolutely nothing you do or say afterwards has the power to change your mistake.

Who knew "NO U" meant "Methais is butthurt about his own NOU being called out"? Best of luck with that.

[Methais]

For someone purporting to be intelligent and articulate, you are displaying quite the childish behavior. For all the moral and ethical high-ground you've slung across this thread, that thin veil you use to wrap yourself in self-gratitude and wokeness is easily soiled in the putrid sewers you seem to have found yourself wading through. The intent of this thread was not to intellectually engage you in thoughtful or civil discussion, it was merely to goad you into lashing out and displaying your true base nature, which by and large, is no better than the "right-wingers" you consistently berate.

That's why this thread has been such a success...he's been told this roughly 847390472304 times in no uncertain terms, but his lack of self control prevents him from doing anything but shrieking and projecting nonstop all day every day.

[Ashliana]

That's why this thread has been such a success...he's been told this roughly 847390472304 times in no uncertain terms, but...

his lack of self control

prevents him from doing anything but shrieking

and projecting nonstop all day every day.

The funniest part is you skipping over the part where you were insulted. Your reading comprehension issues are legendary, but it's hard to believe even you missed that. Kudos, though, on the soup of buzzwords, delusion and hypocrisy.

Super convincing argument.

As I keep telling you, though, if you think your inability to reason and poor reading comprehension being pointed out on a daily basis is a win, I'm here for you, Methais. Like the past few days, when you were dumb enough to make demonstrably false claims, like:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

... then gnashed your teeth in frustration because your avalanche of bad-faith mental gymnastics, moving the goalposts and wishes didn't erase history.

[Methais]

The funniest part is you skipping over the part where you were insulted. Your reading comprehension issues are legendary, but it's hard to believe even you missed that. Kudos, though, on the soup of buzzwords, delusion and hypocrisy.

Super convincing argument.

As I keep telling you, though, if you think your inability to reason and poor reading comprehension being pointed out on a daily basis is a win, I'm here for you, Methais. Like the past few days, when you were dumb enough to make demonstrably false claims, like:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

... then gnashed your teeth in frustration because your avalanche of bad-faith mental gymnastics, moving the goalposts and wishes didn't erase history.

You can't seem to accept the fact that your "insults" are literally meaningless to everyone, and are still desperately clinging onto your own stupidity.

And yes, by city, the vast majority of murders do indeed happen in New Orleans. Sorry that you still can't wrap your head around that because you're so desperate to "win" an "argument" on a 30 year old text game forum that you have to cling onto "I'm too stupid to understand words and need everything spelled out for me," even after it was spelled out for you shortly after.

The best part is you think you're getting one over on me by ignoring that and doubling down on your own stupidity harder and harder each time you bash your fists on the keyboard, when in reality all you're doing is showcasing how mentally ill and full of shit you are. Not that that's news to anyone though.

This is good. Please keep it up.

Don't do it for me though, do it for the thread. It's the least you can do to repay society.




EDIT: I'm going to start using the word "showcase" more just to see how long it takes for you to start using it too.

[Ashliana]

You can't seem to accept the fact that your "insults" are literally meaningless to everyone, and are still desperately clinging onto your own stupidity.

You may find it embarrassing that the fact you made a demonstrably incorrect statement was pointed out, but that doesn't make it an insult. It is funny that your inability to put two and two together continues to vex you.

And yes, by city, the vast majority of murders do indeed happen in New Orleans. Sorry that you still can't wrap your head around that because you're so desperate to "win" an "argument" on a 30 year old text game forum that you have to cling onto "I'm too stupid to understand words and need everything spelled out for me," even after it was spelled out for you shortly after.

You're making a second argument out of a transparently desperate attempt to move the goalposts. Much to your obvious dismay, nothing you say subsequently changes what you said:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it.

The best part is you think you're getting one over on me by ignoring that and doubling down on your own stupidity harder and harder each time you bash your fists on the keyboard, when in reality all you're doing is showcasing how mentally ill and full of shit you are. Not that that's news to anyone though.

This is good. Please keep it up.

Don't do it for me though, do it for the thread. It's the least you can do to repay society.




EDIT: I'm going to start using the word "showcase" more just to see how long it takes for you to start using it too.

If you humiliating yourself with your hilariously desperate wish that you'd made a different argument is a win for you, this is the topic we're going to stick to it, since you apparently lack the self-awareness to tell that it's (accurately) highlighting both your stupidity, and your comically fragile ego that can't adapt to the fact that you made a mistake.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

[Ashliana]

And yes, by city, the vast majority of murders do indeed happen in New Orleans. Sorry that you still can't wrap your head around that because you're so desperate to "win" an "argument" on a 30 year old text game forum that you have to cling onto "I'm too stupid to understand words and need everything spelled out for me," even after it was spelled out for you shortly after.

The absolute funniest part of you being forced to move the goalposts, Methais, is that you're still wrong.

Your hilariously desperate 2nd argument: bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!
Reality:

Biggest cities in Louisiana:
1) New Orleans - 121 homicides in 2019
2) Baton Rouge - 83 homicides in 2019
3) Shreveport - 42 in 2019
... etc.

Is 121 the "vast majority" of 246? (And that's only considering the top 3 cities, another limitation you didn't make).

This is why you're so butthurt all the time. You don't know how to do anything, Methais. Now let's all enjoy hearing your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how you knew you were wrong all along, and you were only pReTeNdInG to be retarded.

[Methais]

This is correct.

The absolute funniest part of you being forced to move the goalposts, Methais, is that you're still wrong.

Your hilariously desperate 2nd argument: bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!
Reality:

Biggest cities in Louisiana:
1) New Orleans - 121 homicides in 2019
2) Baton Rouge - 83 homicides in 2019
3) Shreveport - 42 in 2019
... etc.

Is 121 the "vast majority" of 246? (And that's only considering the top 3 cities, another limitation you didn't make).

This is why you're so butthurt all the time. You don't know how to do anything, Methais. Now let's all enjoy hearing your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how you knew you were wrong all along, and you were only pReTeNdInG to be retarded.

For people who understand basic math, which rules you out, a 31.5% gap between #1 and #2 is pretty huge. Sort of like how 15% of all your posts over 13 years are you shrieking in this thread and showcasing your mental illness is pretty huge.

If you weren't so hyperfocused on shrieking your mental illness everywhere all the time you might be able to settle down long enough to understand how numbers work.

Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness.



ME: Laughs at Ashlianus

Ashlianus: Chronic 24/7 rage

Also Ashlianus: I'm not butthurt, you're butthurt!

[Ashliana]

And the house of cards holding up Methais' ego comes crashing down.

This is correct.

For people who understand basic math, which rules you out, a 31.5% gap between #1 and #2 is pretty huge. If you weren't so hyperfocused on shrieking your mental illness everywhere all the time you might be able to settle down long enough to understand how numbers work.

For people who understand basic words -- which rules you out -- the words "vast majority" have a specific meaning. And the statement you made, using them, was demonstrably incorrect, both with regard to your 1st argument, and the 2nd completely separate argument you were forced to move the goalposts to.

Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness.

Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness because your ego is too fragile to recognize you got called out on bullshitting.

ME: Laughs at Ashlianus

Ashlianus: Chronic 24/7 rage

Also Ashlianus: I'm not butthurt, you're butthurt!

Methais: "I'm laughing at you! At your rage and butthurt!"
Ashliana: "Rage and butthurt.. at you making a completely unforced error for no reason, twisting yourself into pretzels trying to defend it, only to fail again?"
MEthais: "REEEEEEEEEE!"

This is pure meltdown territory, Methais. Absolute gold. This is why I participate in this thread, to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.

[Methais]

And the house of cards holding up Methais' ego comes crashing down.





This is correct.



For people who understand basic words -- which rules you out -- the words "vast majority" have a specific meaning. And the statement you made, using them, was demonstrably incorrect, both with regard to your 1st argument, and the 2nd completely separate argument you were forced to move the goalposts to.



Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness because your ego is too fragile to recognize you got called out on bullshitting.



Methais: "I'm laughing at you! At your rage and butthurt!"
Ashliana: "Rage and butthurt.. at you making a completely unforced error for no reason?"
MEthais: "REEEEEEEEEE!"

This is pure meltdown territory, Methais. Absolute gold. This is why I participate in this thread, to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just when I didn't think you could NO U any harder, you pull out the ultimate Ashlianus NO U of all time.

I bet "I CREATED THIS THREAD" is what comes from you next.

Holy fuck.