A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

he needs those helpful reminders, and they resume tomorrow.

Holy fuck.. that was quick....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Methais, you are the man. I didn't think you could force him to stop and start up in a 24 hour period.. but you did.

Well played.




ETA: Can someone start up a GoFundMe page for Ashliana please? He's in between WIC checks and he's really in a bad place right now.

I'll throw a couple bucks his way. Let's make this happen.

[Ashliana]

Well placed hoop, Methais.

But you know now he will have to start it back up because you put him in in place.. right?

Because he's a retarded sock puppet...

That makes about as much sense as anything you say. Which is, to say, very little. I know you're very upset that your ongoing obsession is being called out each day, but my choice to mock you isn't impacted by what Methais says or doesn't say, no matter how butthurt you get about it, though.

Something isn't a NOU just because you wish it so.

You're right, it isn't.

It is when you reply with a 4827340238 word version of NO U like you do 100% of the time though.

I know you've been struggling to understand this. You'll just have to accept that you're too stupid to process it.

In before another NO U.

Except you didn't demonstrate how, in any way, shape or form, anything I said constituted a NOU.

1) Laughing at you for being baited into inadvertently calling Parkbandit mentally ill isn't a NOU.
2) Pointing out you relied on a non-sequitur that didn't address anything I said RE: Astray isn't a NOU.
3) Pointing out based the latter half of your post on one of your many reading comprehension problems isn't a NOU.

So, like I said: You believed your wishes would twist and warp reality to suit your delusions, then you got Big Mad when that was pointed out. Your inability to understand your native language only reflects on you, though, Methais.

Holy fuck.. that was quick....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Methais, you are the man. I didn't think you could force him to stop and start up in a 24 hour period.. but you did.

Well played.



ETA: Can someone start up a GoFundMe page for Ashliana please? He's in between WIC checks and he's really in a bad place right now.

I'll throw a couple bucks his way. Let's make this happen.

Your issues with reading and reliance on fantasy are legendary -- that's why you're the forum's Retard Champion -- but your wishes don't change history to suit your delusions. On the flip side, though, I didn't think I could get Methais to double down on criticism of your actions, inadvertently calling you mentally ill, within a matter of hours. Kudos to Methais for that. It's no surprise you're slow on the uptake, though -- it took you quite a while to realize you'd undercut and humiliated Methais the other day, which you hilariously did despite the non-stop simping he does for you.

[Methais]

That makes about as much sense as anything you say. Which is, to say, very little. I know you're very upset that your ongoing obsession is being called out each day, but my choice to mock you isn't impacted by what Methais says or doesn't say, no matter how butthurt you get about it, though.



Except you didn't demonstrate how, in any way, shape or form, anything I said constituted a NOU.

1) Laughing at you for being baited into inadvertently calling Parkbandit mentally ill isn't a NOU.
2) Pointing out you relied on a non-sequitur that didn't address anything I said RE: Astray isn't a NOU.
3) Pointing out based the latter half of your post on one of your many reading comprehension problems isn't a NOU.

So, like I said: You believed your wishes would twist and warp reality to suit your delusions, then you got Big Mad when that was pointed out. Your inability to understand your native language only reflects on you, though, Methais.





Your issues with reading and reliance on fantasy are legendary -- that's why you're the forum's Retard Champion -- but your wishes don't change history to suit your delusions. On the flip side, though, I didn't think I could get Methais to double down on criticism of your actions, inadvertently calling you mentally ill, within a matter of hours. Kudos to Methais for that. It's no surprise you're slow on the uptake, though -- it took you quite a while to realize you'd undercut and humiliated Methais the other day, which you hilariously did despite the non-stop simping he does for you.

Very interesting concession.

You should probably speak to your psychiatrist about your projection issues.

EDIT: And your shitting your pants issues.

[Ashliana]

Very interesting concession.

You should probably speak to your psychiatrist about your projection issues.

EDIT: And your shitting your pants issues.

You keep Notepad open with a bunch of pre-written butthurt to copy & paste over and over, because you think that will eventually make anything you say have any basis in reality, don't you?

Yes. Yes you do.

[Astray]

I can understand why people like Ashliana and Bhaalizmo view this forum in 20 post increments: That is the default setting and they are way too stupid to change it.

But I had more faith in you, Astray.

Fuck your faith, my guy. This is a dumb fucking hill to die on.

For anyone.

[Methais]

You keep Notepad open with a bunch of pre-written butthurt to copy & paste over and over, because you think that will eventually make anything you say have any basis in reality, don't you?

Yes. Yes you do.

Lack of denial about shitting your pants has been noted.

[Hightower]

So, just to be clear. This is a thread that has no other purpose than to troll someone...and is somehow still going full steam 4 months later? Do I have that right?

Observations:

- You picked an easy target.

- Ya'll have too much time on your hands.

~Taverkin

[Methais]

So, just to be clear. This is a thread that has no other purpose than to troll someone...and is somehow still going full steam 4 months later? Do I have that right?

Observations:

- You picked an easy target.

- Ya'll have too much time on your hands.

~Taverkin

This thread only exists for me while I'm at work.

For Ashliana it exists 24/7.

[Tgo01]

So, just to be clear. This is a thread that has no other purpose than to troll someone...and is somehow still going full steam 4 months later? Do I have that right?

Observations:

- You picked an easy target.

- Ya'll have too much time on your hands.

~Taverkin

I think the goal is to keep Ashliana's nonsense to this thread so he doesn't pollute the entire PC with his constant 100+ paragraph meltdowns, and for the most part it seems to be working. Ashliana just can't help but respond to each and every single post that quotes him or mentions him so this thread is pretty good at keeping most of his attention since the thread is named after him.

[Methais]

I think the goal is to keep Ashliana's nonsense to this thread so he doesn't pollute the entire PC with his constant 100+ paragraph meltdowns, and for the most part it seems to be working. Ashliana just can't help but respond to each and every single post that quotes him or mentions him so this thread is pretty good at keeping most of his attention since the thread is named after him.

This is correct.

No wait, I forgot it's really Ashliana who has everyone else trapped in this thread and it's really him pulling the strings...




Watch closely now as he NO U's the fuck out of this post while saying I'm really NO U'ing him, despite him replying to a post where I'm not talking to him.

Which, based on statistics, should happen roughly 4 minutes from now, thanks to his super important PC notifications.