Sound Familiar?

[Neveragain]

In Shaps' retarded vision of history, time began on January 20th, 2021.

"Sssh! We don't talk about those days when a Republican was president, horribly managed the pandemic, kept claiming COVID would "MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR"! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING! STOP MENTIONING IT!

"TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS! FLAT TAX! IT'S COMING!! TICK TOCK TOCK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!"

-Shaps, 2021 CE

So horribly managed that your shrieks deafen the players corner when people don't want to use an untested vaccine.

How about Bidens's shitty job report though?

[Ashliana]

You not understanding the circumstances under which the FDA issues interim approval doesn't confer anything on anyone else. Similarly, you being forced to pretend that history begins only when Democrats are elected to clean up the messes of Republican presidents who leave the nation in shambles only reflects on you.

[Neveragain]

You not understanding the circumstances under which the FDA issues interim approval doesn't confer anything on anyone else. Similarly, you being forced to pretend that history begins only when Democrats are elected to clean up the messes of Republican presidents who leave the nation in shambles only reflects on you.

I didn't know Carter was a Republican. As much sand as that may dump in your pussy, the fact is, Reagan saved this country.

[Ashliana]

I didn't know Carter was a Republican. As much sand as that may dump in your pussy, the fact is, Reagan saved this country.

That doesn't pertain to anything that I said, and incidentally, no, Reagan was a shit president and, like you, an abject racist.

[Neveragain]

That doesn't pertain to anything that I said, and incidentally, no, Reagan was a shit president and, like you, an abject racist.

[Ashliana]

Get help soon.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...202258978.html

ROFL. Get woke, go stupid.

A black man writes the skit, doesn't even know what AAVE is (supposedly a black thing), then apologizes for offending his own community because of the use of AAVE terms. Got that? Me neither.

This upcoming generation are fucked having to live with insanity like this.

Please Skynet, just do it now.

Or let's just turn off the internet for 2 years and let sanity return. Fuck it, I'm down for it. #2yearsanitycheck

[Shaps]

Federal funds bailing out poorly run California. They're trying to spin it though:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/wi...?siteid=yhoof2

The real truth - from California's own documents:

https://lao.ca.gov/Publications/Report/4263

"First, tax revenue from the state’s three largest sources is projected to decline by 15 percent relative to 2019‑20."

"Two, other revenues are significantly larger because the budget scores federal funding received for disaster assistance (in particular related to direct COVID‑19 spending) as other revenues."

But the news article (1st link) would have you believe California, because of the wonderful Gavin Newsom, is doing well. Nice band-aid fix to try to get him through the recall election.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/us-ship-fi...231949015.html

Who's the weak, warmonger now? Oh wait....

"Once a regular occurrence, Iran's harassment of American Navy ships in the Persian Gulf had ceased over the past year until an April 2 incident involving Iranian boats that swarmed two U.S. Coast Guard cutters."

Iran be like - "You're our bitch Joe!"

Tick tock.

[Shaps]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...bef_story.html

Oh wow look - only took 3 months and the Middle East is in flames again.

Great job Joe!